By
Stanley Collymore
Put a sock in it will you! For I can hardly hear myself
think with you incessantly blabbing on with your
inane and loud monologue, seemingly to you
but no one else in earshot, being passed off
as a conversation. Frankly, I’m not the least bit
interested
in what you’re asininely saying while most annoyingly
as well repeating ad nauseum for the last hour now.
So why don’t you give my besieged ears a rest
and discontinue physically assaulting them
with your crass stupidity? Affording my
brain in the process the much needed
opportunity to re-claim, as well as
maintain its accustomed sanity?
And as regards your precious
mobile phone forcibly and
permanently shove it up
that part of your body
where thankfully the
sun doesn’t shine!
©
Stanley V. Collymore
22
February 2020.
Author’s
Comments:
Mobile phones are like good sex! Sensibly and
responsibly indulged in both are absolutely fantastic and personally highly
rewarding. Used abusively and exasperatingly irresponsibly the catastrophic
consequences of both are disconcertingly all too obvious!
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