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Wednesday 31 January 2024

This baby was callously dumped in a pub's filthy toilet, less reverently so than a piece of shit!


By Stanley Collymore 

I've no sympathy whatever for this
evilly callous but cowardly bitch,
whomsoever she is! This vile
moron should effectively, unreservedly
and unquestionably, unsentimentally,
be prosecuted, with the full force, of
the law. And don't any of you, come
with your feigned, sanctimoniously
induced crap, that she didn't know
what she was doing. Logic and as
well natural commonsense rather
simply contradict that irrefutably!
Unquestionably self-evidently it's
clear she effectively consciously
discernibly, quite literally, had no
problem going into a pub; rather
than her crucially and obviously
actually and realistically calling
an ambulance, to normally take
her to hospital; as pubs usually
one would have thought are, in
essence the very most unlikely
of places to naturally go, when
you're knowingly about to give
birth to a baby in any situation. 

And, just as incredibly, with her
presence there why not tell
someone around her in
that said pub what was happening to her
and have them fetch an ambulance, and
equally call the hospital? None, of these
basic things, this evidently odious bitch
did, literally preferring, instead, to make
her own way, clandestinely to the pub's
toilet; there to spew out, then wantonly,
and clearly obviously callously discard
her quite undoubtedly, purposely given
birth to, in that simply, unquestionably,
very specifically chosen, locality; baby
very crucially on the toilet's dirty floor!
Then just as evidently malevolently to
egregiously and evilly very uncaringly,
actually simply, purposely leaves that
aforesaid location, without informing
anybody, of this unmitigated tragedy! 

And one realistically should thus
feel empathy with this blatantly
very perverse moron? No way!
A baby, obviously essentially, doesn't just
automatically crucially pop out randomly
from any woman's pussy! And therefore,
the clearly appropriate solution coupled
equally with a terse condemnation both
of this woman and undeniably similarly
her blatantly likemindedly evil kind, is a
lengthy and non-parole, stretch of hard
labour incarceration in a secure prison. 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
31 January 2024. 


Author's Remarks:
To those of you specifically basing your comments: vitriolically condemnatorily and racially egregiously on your odious speculation of whether this sick female is non-white or white Caucasian, and obviously quite understandably and also supportively if she's the latter, I really don't give a toss what race she actually is and simply concern myself by objectively dealing with the facts I have at hand, utilizing my astute understanding of how things actually are, as apart from pretentiously, dealt with in the UK; and similarly naturally factor into all this my own trusted experiences and common sense. 

For the lame brained this female could have been, they speculate, the victim of rape, familial incest, sexual trafficking, a consensual one night stand while she was already in an obviously meaningful relationship with someone else; simply an underage girl, or even basically one of majority age. Whatever the distinct circumstances however, this female knew that she was obviously pregnant and from my objective perspective wanted to be permanently rid of the baby that she was then carrying. 

Underage schoolgirls and furthermore one who is very consciously and visible pregnant and in labour and who clearly doesn't want her situation to be public wouldn't go into a pub of all places and rather ostentatiously draw unwarranted attention to herself. Similarly the astute traffickers of any female involuntarily made pregnant wouldn't run the risk of her solitarily going into a public place, and a pub least of all, running the risk of her going there and basically literally shouting for help whilst there, having the police and other quite significantly requisite authorities involved and for these traffickers to find themselves rounded up and accordingly dealt with. 

So this female was very obviously from my logical perspective in that pub quite voluntarily and well aware of what she was about to do, and naturally actually subsequently did. A very growing trend among British women, like the one very recently who left her new-born baby in the freezing weather, the coldest day in Britain so far this winter, after 9.15 PM outside a park and decked out only in a carrier bag; with the said child evidently fortuitously for its own survival, and no thanks to its bestial mother, found by a dog walker, whose dog sniffed out the presence of this quite abandoned child and gratefully saved its life! 

So spare me the bogus and indulgently proffered sanctimonious crap that very perverse cunts like you are spewing to make your own pathetic lives feel much better! Britain is a country in view of the vast multitude of bastards that crucially and obviously festoon this island really does have a very competent and also a fully and rather impeccably magnificent integrated contraceptive health system, where contraceptive advice and equally similarly medication, tablets etc. are, as well, both freely and readily available on request through one's own GP or clearly alternatively at a contraceptive clinic. A state of affairs where the patient's own privacy is stalwartly guaranteed even if they are sexually underage and sexually a danger to themselves. Abortions also are free across the UK, so basically put very bluntly there is absolutely no need for any of this barbaric, baby dumping shit that the country is experiencing! 

And the only plausible explanation that I can surmise for it, is that these rather kiss me ass Karen's with their evidently very obsessive social climbing agendas who when they don't manage to pull off a Kate Middleton scenario and are left abandoned and forlorn, like the noxious and patently unquestionably selfish and toxically verminous lowlifes that simply they are, they effectively behave badly!

Tuesday 30 January 2024

The exacerbating prevalence of Karen trollops across the length and breadth of Britain!


By Stanley Collymore 

I've no sympathy whatever for this evilly callous but cowardly bitch, whomsoever she is! This vile moron should effectively unreservedly be prosecuted with the full force of the law. And don't come, any of you, with your so feigned sanctimonious crap, that she didn't know what she was doing. Logic, and natural commonsense contradict that irrefutably! Self-evidently, she consciously literally had no problem going into a pub rather than her actually realistically calling an ambulance to take her to hospital; as pubs, one would have thought, are the most unlikely of places to go to when you're knowingly about to give birth to a baby. 

And just as incredibly with her presence there why not tell someone around her in that said pub what was happening to her and have them fetch an ambulance, and similarly call the hospital? None of these basic things this clearly odious bitch did, much preferring instead to make her way secretively to the pub's toilet; there spew out, then wantonly, and clearly obviously callously discard her simply undoubtedly purposely given birth to, in that generally unquestionably very specifically chosen locality; baby crucially on the toilet's dirty floor! Then just as evidently malevolently egregiously and evilly uncaringly, actually purposely leaves that aforesaid location simply without informing anybody of this unmitigated tragedy! 

And one realistically should feel empathy with this quite blatantly, perverse moron? No way! A baby quite simply, doesn't just automatically naturally pop out randomly from any woman's pussy! And, therefore,  the rather appropriate solution, coupled equally with a terse condemnation both of her and similarly her likemindedly evil kind, is a lengthy and non parole stretch of hard labour incarceration in prison! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 
30 January 2024.


Author's Remarks:
A perceptible state of affairs that has both markedly and expeditiously increased since the Marlborough College graduant through her assiduously, obsessive stalking techniques effectively wore down and successfully, at the time, quite fortuitously effectively bagged the game that she was compulsively after.

Many others noticing that success also essayed likewise to try their luck in quite similar social climbing fields; some of whom have been fortunate in doing so, but regrettably for the majority of them, Lady Luck hasn't been either so charitable or benevolent; hence the numerous tragedies caused by their rampant stupidity that these gold digger Karens in the UK are predictably experiencing!


Talk about being thick!


By Stanley Collymore 

It must be ferally nice, to be 
clearly, obscenely rich; and, 
fittingly quite patronizingly, 
undeniably, and effectively 
undoubtedly also crucially 
have significantly stupidly 
and irrefutably demented 
sycophants very naturally 
obviously at your distinct 
beck and call while every 
day folk very distinctively 
are quite unquestionably, 
obliged to really toughen 
it out in the actual world!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 
30 January 2024. 


Author's Remarks:
Influencers - real, imaginary, or discernibly delusional, basically simply only influence those that unquestionably obviously can't think for themselves; and quite undeniably the so-called white western world is clearly and most distinctly infected with such vile and sickeningly obtuse lowlifes, and rather specifically so sycophantic and effectively monarchical, serf ensconced Britain! 

Toxically poisonous and very substantially malignantly egregious as well vermin, with  no lives of their own, and wholly incapable of ever acquiring such; much less so, that are even remotely productive!


Monday 29 January 2024

Another day! And anticipatedly another Zara Tindall on a freebie, story!


By Stanley Collymore 

Good grief! All that this woman  
seemingly ever does, is to go  
to the races - a discernibly  
compulsive betting addiction, perhaps -
or else clearly systematically promotes  
her racehorse sponsorship in Australia.  
Who sensibly and intelligently, actually
cares what the fuck Zara does? As it's  
basically nothing enhancing or simply  
essentially, quite generally productive  
fittingly, really for the genuine benefit  
of the UK: where she and her familial  
Windsor lot, literally enjoy a distinctly  
taxpayer-provided lifestyle, of clearly  
obscene and even quite grotesquely  
very unwarrantedly privileged luxury! 

A state of affairs, which indubitably  
basically enables Zara to live off  
her rich mother, Anne's estate;  
another luxury previously accorded to  
Anne herself, by her very own mother  
Liz Windsor. Undoubtedly, rich status  
symbols that literally, and also rather  
unrelentingly quite distinctly implant  
in the obviously gullible and actually  
fatuous minds of Britain's laughably  
brownnosing sycophants that these  
members of this simply, completely  
irrefutably thoroughly dysfunctional  
and Middle Ages mindset, but none  
the less crucially aptly 21st Century  
clever grifters, who unquestionably  
rather audaciously brazenly believe  
they're simply superior, to everyone  
else and most specifically so these  
said arse licking perceived as serfs  
and plebeians white trash morons! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
27 January 2024. 


Author's Remarks:
Unlike these demented, delusional and evidently intellectually challenged white supremacists and inured racists along with their non-white Useful Idiots rather collectively as well as individually with no real and useful life of their own who in order to give, they hope, clearly fake credence to these asinine assumptions and lying statements that they routinely make on social media and invariably as well as comments in rags like the Daily Mail; intellectually challenged pillocks without any sort of minimally, credible corroboration, yet simply, always using the personal pronoun "we" to effectively obviously give credence supposedly, to what they're dishonestly, and knowingly so, saying because these vile, ludicrous statements of theirs are so undeniably obviously and likewise unconvincingly literally pathetic! 

So quite significantly even when I really actually, and undoubtedly, have people either privately or publicly quite clearly supporting me in what I write or say, I always unconditionally use in my own case the singular personal pronouns like "I, me" etc. principally because the thoughts being expressed and however valid they are, are quite unquestionably my own, or what I absolutely evidently subscribe to and quite honestly believe in, and if necessarily will die for. 

So I don't,  nor will I ever need to simply, actually ride on the coat tails of others, real or imaginary; a state of affairs that is wholly and distinctly clearly different from that of you brainwashed Idiots, as you listen to and ridiculously do simply adhere to the imaginary voices literally and quite obsessively in your own head, as well very unquestionably spurred on by your own very undoubted obvious awareness of your intensely felt and as well specific inadequacies and crucially personal inferiority and lack of genuine intelligence which you cannot handle in the least, so living in your dire state of denial you project these inadequacies of yours onto people who don't racially look like you! Isn't that the actual case, "whitey"; and the sort of evil, invidious and malignant, egregious racism, which as the toxic cowards that you evidently are, you can't and won't even admit; and consequently carry on asininely living in your rather perpetually verminous state of a thoroughly sick and vile denial! So, essentially, categorically put that firmly in your pipe and smoke it! 

Consequently, I firmly and very honestly believe that Zara Tindall, along with her classic facsimile of a truly white British really inner city disco nightclub bouncer should effectively board a plane to their distinctively favourite white genocidally acquired, delusional Terra nullius, and still undoubtedly racist, Australia: never mind that the indigenous Aborigines of that massive island continent were very obviously simply and most undoubtedly unencumbered by anyone, inhabiting it for in excess of 66,000 years, obviously prior to, any white man or woman even being cognizant of its existence yet and with their distinct presence very clearly visible your white mother-fucking racist ancestors on evidently barbarously and quite inhumanely slaughtering the vast majority of these people, had the sheer audacity and stupidity to state that this country was a land without people! 

A state of affairs well inducted into the minds of Zara, her family and massive amounts of white Britons and evidently increasingly so those who are the evilly vile descendants of years of pogroms among their own kind and similarly too Europe's holocaust where they sought refuge and got it in a country they had no previous contact with, or distinctly had made any contribution to. Yet all of these odious sort who because they're white Caucasian can and have always been able because of that prized asset of theirs can migrate and have done to Australia exclusively, still want a Britain that's specifically devoid of others that don't look like them. 

And when that very issue is so logically raised, it's always the same vile fucking crap about it's history and one basically can’t change history. Evidently it would quite obviously seem, even evilly to the extent of rather vitriolically castigating a British monarchical prince and also a biological relative of Zara Tindall for his unquestionable right to lawfully and too morally marry the woman he's evidently reciprocally in love with and clearly has two children by. But unlike the odiously social climbing, stalking and effectively gold digger bitch with her mysteriously contracted illness, that she has clearly acquired, Meghan Markle is not "white" and specifically therefore together with her children are a blot on this divinely in your sick minds monarchical family. The classic conduct of feudal peasants and intellectually challenged morons in this the 21st Century! You're quite welcome to them, is how I honestly feel! 

Consequently, once again in delusional Terra nullius Australia, evidently as well as obviously, quite distinctly undeniably in these circumstances, distinctly both Zara and Mike Tindall should  naturally essentially secure two sturdy horses of their own, and with effectively the very necessary provisions for their journey, rather uncompromisingly ride into the most desolate area essentially of their Terra nullius Australia and significantly permanently stay there; crucially never to be seen or communicated with ever again! 

As for their children in Britain who they simply, are really with and seldom look after, leaving their actual upbringing as their lot quite invariably do, to the care of their nannies; they should then very obviously and subsequently clearly be brought up as ordinary citizens, rather sensibly and likewise logically trained, to be worthy, productive, and distinctly meritocratic participants of a veritably democratic, and crucial a distinctively equality of opportunity adherents of a discernibly genuinely democratic 21st Century Republic of England!

Sunday 28 January 2024

If the British monarchy is as indispensable as the Windsors and their serfs say it is, have a referendum and let's see!


By Stanley Collymore 

Trinkets - for effectively bowing
and scraping are realistically
utterly worthless and quite
unquestionably ought really to rather
literally, if you're obviously endowed
with any intellectual acumen, or also
any truly plausible sanity, regardless
of how minimal, that might naturally,
actually be; clearly, made redundant
and quite obviously, unquestionably
too be discarded in the 21st Century.
Charles and his pathetic sycophants
odiously taking the hump obviously
because they collectively, noxiously
and asininely, truly thought Charles
was simply, publicly snubbed when
some official geezer clearly, did not
publicly declare, to those obviously
evidently watching - "God save the
King" - at this quite risibly taxpayer
funded and, ostensibly, ludicrously
obviously, ostentatious coronation. 

With it being subsequently stated
it's the irrefutable reason why
Charles promptly declined
to simply give this man, a knighthood
or some other such distinctly equally
very ridiculously useless decoration.
But it would be wise to likewise also
recall that Charles is evidently, well
known for his innate tantrums and
petulant behaviour. Someone, who
is literally beyond spoilt, attendant
with the real fact that he's likewise
and has very distinctively been all
of his undeniably really obscenely
privileged life a sad entitled child!
All the same, it's frankly, basically
what you obviously get when you
quite asininely elevate a crucially
mediocre, toxically dysfunctional
and a grotequely, liberally inbred
family to gratuitously high status. 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
28 January 2024. 


Author's Remarks:
Charles, and most of his family really, do think they're superior to everyone else; but the crucial problem basically lies in the discernible fact that they're effectively treated that way by a plethora, of really fawning and basically also undoubtedly intellectually challenged morons, simply really, feudal, fawning serfs discernibly ensconced in the 21st Century! Far too thick to constructively alter their quite grotesque situation. 

Akin really to the wife, partner or even the mistress effectively who continuously gets her ass literally and systematically, routinely brutally kicked in, by the man that she's obsessively hooked on; is inevitably too literally a customary A&E patient at the local NHS hospital; but, unquestionably, when those in the know, clearly sensibly ask why she doesn't actually leave this evidently barbarous brute, her asinine and essentially likewise ungrammatical, quite chilling response is: "I loves him!". And then, goes on to incredibly state, that he wouldn't beat her if he didn't love her. Ring any personal bells with you Karen cunts out there? The same pillocks who quite assiduously love and worship your so-called "royals"; who are simply the evident equivalent of that barbaric brute and their victim! Yet you actually see yourselves as the pristine epitome of humanity. Lol!

Saturday 27 January 2024

Admitted to the same hospital, aware that Waity Katie was there, so said hello to the Stepford wife of my monarchical heir!


By Stanley Collymore

You don't half print some puerile 
shit, Daily Mail while labelling 
it as actually exciting and 
even incredibly extraordinary, ground  
breaking news. But then that's hardly 
so surprising; with simply demented 
twats like Rebecca English basically 
doing the reporting and also writing        
that, aforementioned stuff. Charles: 
a state of affairs, obviously publicly 
known and therefore already rather 
publicly expected to be in quite the 
same simply posh private hospital 
that Kate is presently in exactly on 
the very day of his own admission 
therein actually stops by for a few 
moments and similarly effectively 
evidently says a short hello, to her. 

This, rather significantly, bearing in 
mind that Kate who Charles has 
publicly stated is his favourite 
daughter in law and also the daughter, 
not legitimately anyway, he's evidently 
never had has clearly been in hospital 
for in excess of 10 days and he never 
even once essentially ever visited her 
during that time. But now on his own 
admission date and rather physically 
simply in the same, hospital building 
Charles quite conveniently, evidently 
and obviously literally dutifully stops 
by for a short while and presumably 
says hello to Kate. Hardly incredible 
or simply very ground-breaking and 
outstanding stuff, is it? Unless, that 
is of course, you're a fucking prized 
idiot and unquestionably also really 
a thoroughly dim-witted and literally 
an evidently, obsequiously fawning 
cunt like Rebecca English, really is! 

Rather ordinarily so, normal people 
in Britain, and I would generally 
assume everywhere else in 
the world, with close relatives actually 
in hospital, and obviously irrespective 
of what kind of hospital: clearly quite 
posh or the NHS type, it is, are rather 
routinely and crucially encouragingly 
by their bedside aptly during visiting 
hours and effectively additionally so 
if that relative is terminally ill, or in a 
discernibly poorly situation. Literally 
not so these superficially endearing 
very obviously evidently specifically 
to each other, however, Windsor lot 
though, including in Kate's case her 
own husband William! And actually 
it's logically a significant deducible 
certainty to rather fittingly say that 
Charles very undoubtedly wouldn't 
have been there either if he wasn't 
clearly being admitted for his own 
operation during the substantially 
mysterious duration in that same 
posh and private hospital literally 
as the unsullied, Kate Middleton!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore        
26 January 2024. 


Author's Remarks:      
Being both logical and realistic and just as intelligently also as anyone basically most objectively, and effectively can be Kate is simply in the very same hospital that Charles, absolutely rather distinctly from the actual outset of his essentially  and simply unquestionably, determined medical diagnosis was scheduled to be in; so effectively Charles quite evidently obviously, not having previously visited Kate at any time specifically, during the more than 10 days that Kate was really, and is still in hospital after having been admitted there initially, it's distinctly the height of stupidly, with Charles actually on the very day of his admission to the same hospital, and on arriving there as well solely for his undoubtedly planned and upcoming operation, and naturally while he was effectively in the crucially same hospital building to have popped to Kate's private room for simply a few moments, for anyone other than a truly braindead moron, to then categorically claim far less overly state that Charles had paid Kate a visit; a really noxiously asinine assertion which unequivocally was effectively literally implanted with the most brownnosing ass licking and imbecilic, fatuous obsequiousness by Rebecca English. Charles literally saw Kate; he didn't visit her as any sentient mind would in a hospital context really understand that terminology! 

It's no different from you, or I entering a hospital for a surgical procedure and as a consequence of our ailment, basically have to be there; but while there, clearly either realized or obviously knew before hand of the presence of someone, who we personally know, being hospitalized at that said hospital. Most naturally for ordinary folk, irrespective obviously, of the two earlier cited instances - a prior awareness, of this specific individual's admittance to hospital, which crucially in spite of that didn't obviously prompt us to actually go and visit them, or this totally new situation of simply learning for the first time of this person's actual hospitalization - going and seeing that individual personally cannot nor should it ever be construed as a VISIT! Simply because you only saw that person just because you obviously happened to be at that hospital effectively for your own medical reasons; and mere decency in those circumstances dictated that you saw that person! QED - No Visit! 

Meanwhile, for all of you pathetic pillocks trying, whichever way you can to factor Harry and more specifically Meghan and their two children into this Windsor farce, just speedily go and join dead Kenneth Eugene Smith in Alabama! As obviously, you're unquestionably the same white trash that he was! 

Thursday 25 January 2024

Yet more deceptive benefits of UK privatisation! Literally, the expectedly fatuous Brexit solution!


By Stanley Collymore 

My unequivocal remedy to this
abusive and most egregious
travesty and skulduggery?
Promptly get everyone of these bloody
CEO's and directors, crucially involved
with these rogue and privatised water
companies, promptly, and undeniably
unceremoniously, quite appropriately
in court; find them guilty as very they
evidently are of the quite malevolent
crimes they've evilly committed and
crucially imprison them, indefinitely!
For essentially the decent elements
in our society are, rather thoroughly
fed up with all of those people who
own, and unquestionably run these
giant companies, being wholly and
distinctly criminally, unaccountable
to anyone while they very brazenly
clearly award themselves massive
bonuses from what are essentially
failing companies. And if the Post
Office scandal has fittingly taught
the obviously intelligent elements
of the British public anything vital
of relevant significance, it's surely
that basically undeniably criminal
businessmen and women should
be, and I'd quite aptly additionally
add, essentially and categorically
simply automatically prosecuted.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
25 January 2024. 


Author's Remarks:
Southern Water the company that is rather unsurprisingly involved in this current and openly exposed debacle is actually owned by the same Australian venture capitalists who previously, owned Thames Water. An undoubtedly uncaring rogue outfit odious asset strippers literally effectively buying companies and businesses with enormous loans, loading them with debt and pocketing the profits!

Perfectly legal now this skulduggery since Britain left the EU to pump sewage into the sea around the UK and rather obviously as well into Britain's inland waterways, lakes and the like. Rather ironic really, as clearly isn't this what you demented and distinctly gullible assholes voted for when you quite stupidly, hook line and sinker, undoubtedly  and distinctively actually swallowed those blatant lies obviously, from the discernibly odious likes of Boris, Farage, the Daily Mail and the bloody rest of them; the same vile prats you ludicrously and pathetically very dimwittedly, crucially and gullibly put up in your rank stupidity on pedestals and rather asininely still have them there? So why are you miserable gits of all people now really complaining, and why should undoubtedly not affected, as well as infected, persons give a shit about you and the egregiously induced contamination you're now basically unquestionably  personally subjected to simply along with your children and other family members?

Meanwhile the members of the regulatory body OFWAT will do bugger all and simply don't give a shit, as these quite nepotistic and also cronyism cunts aren't interested, the least bit in you or having these criminal cowboys prosecuted. For their only and as well main concerns are to retain their absolute sinecure "jobs", salivate over the prospect of future directorships for themselves and effectively secure their expected gongs!

Welcome therefore to your own panacea of Brexit Britain! Lol!

So many morons believing everything they see and read in the Daily Mail!


By Stanley Collymore 

The Daily Mail should actually seriously, really take a respite and obviously stop, even if only temporarily so, patronizing the surfeit of largely white morons that literally infest Britain with their odiously evil presence, but categorically I simply can assure you that it won't specifically because the clickbait Revenue that very self-evidently it gets as a consequence of the actions in response to these very pathetic so-called articles that crucially no intelligent 7 year old would naturally ever produce, is far too temptingly, and also beneficially financially for that vile lot at the Daily Mail to obviously forego and so they simply carry on monetarily milking the system, quite coupled with this obvious stark reality, that crucially those who do essentially own the Daily Mail as well as its controllers and also the illiterates who write for it evidently have no respect for those were simply read that rag and actually literally take heart everything it tells them! 

The reality, however, is that the Windsor family who constitute the unelected but undoubtedly rather privileged and elitist monarchical family in Britain and rather handsomely pays the Daily Mail and all the other easily bribed rags and media to put them in an unwarranted positive light, unquestionably rather essentially constitutes the most privileged family within the United Kingdom and literally couldn't be any more removed in quite clear actuality from what the obviously average British family is like. 

Routinely they absolutely have servants for actually everything: from essentially feeding them, rather obviously dressing them, brushing their hair, simply turning down their bed sheets at night; actually putting their slippers on, and this crass and distinctively noxious list of literally plentiful creature comforts, undeniably for these significantly unquestionably, and discernibly obviously self-entitled people goes on. 

Which essentially means that they don't have to lift a finger to do anything. And, as such, are not nor will they ever be in such actually, ludicrous circumstances your average family. Consequently it is not asking much in these very obvious and patently crucially unchallengeable commonsensical circumstances, to ask you Daily Mail to simply spare the few intelligent minds quite precariously in Britain still, the unctuous drivel which quite obsessively you feel, along with the evidently Palace inducement that you monetarily, and continuously too receive, you must actually churn out! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 January 2024.

Wednesday 24 January 2024

Whatever else you think of Camilla, clearly her prostate enlargement skills are now legendary!


By Stanley Collymore

More fawning monarchical bullshit
from this prized pillock Rebecca
English so clearly assiduously
striving like fellow trollop Joan Collins to
literally also quite obviously acquire one
of those available so-called royal gongs
for preferably basically, simply crucially
personal services, so eagerly rendered
and very obviously and identically also
as Joan Collins attained a Damehood.
However effectively very simply more
than likely though, on returning home
Camilla purposely in critical terms of
necessity, and crucially meticulously
thereafter, naturally and distinctively
rather painstakingly, had a thorough
cleansing shower, to quite basically
rid herself of that physical, serf-like
interaction, that she effectively had
to quite essentially endure with the
abused women that she physically
came in contact with, as well as to
assuredly guarantee to herself the
naturally maximum contamination
undoubtedly, to herself from them.

How very ironic all of this vile crap!
Considering that Diana Spencer
once suffered quite appalling
abuse and also additionally unequivocal
and murderous death, essentially at the
hands of Camilla and Charles! Actually,
in unquestionably, vitriolic inhumanity,
this odiously evil pair did grotesquely
torment Diana, virulently and equally
similarly, in the most evil, demented
manner psychologically! And, vilely,
now this! Serially, shamelessly and
also deeply embedded, adulterous
Camilla Parker Bowles ludicrously
and publicly literally showboating
for abused women. How nakedly,
repugnantly vile, and really crass
this insensitive, virtue signalling!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 January 2024. 


Author's Remarks:
There is unquestionably, and categorically also, no doubt whatsoever in my mind and quite simply there has never ever been that the evil contents outlined in this poem and along with Diana's evidently calculated and brutal murder have simply, understandably been in the forefront of Harry's enforcedly traumatization.

No such empathy though, either for Harry or his mother Diana, on William's part! For in marked contrast William the cold, quite entrenched; evilly, malevolently egregious, toxically verminous, endemic racist pillock is also a basically, nastily obsessed, power hungry mercenary cunt, that in my logical objective analysis of him makes those two siblings Joseph Lyle and Erik Galen Menendez look like choir boys and their murderous actions appear minor!

And Charles would do well to watch his back not on account of anything Harry is doing or was ever likely to: as I'm totally and unequivocally convinced that Harry has always and still does love his father but is naturally dismayed by his fathers rank stupidly towards himself, Meghan and their children and grotesquely egged on by Camilla, William and Kate.

The one Charles should be undoubtedly concerned about is his psychopathic and older son William, and a state of affairs that has bugger all to do with the odious and evil killing of his mother; frankly this awful piece of racist shit that constitutes his first born William is discernibly like all psychos, very self-centred, undoubtedly always essentially want what they think they should have and will use all means at their disposal to get what they after.

And now that this stupid and ludicrously pathetic prat thinks that he's undeniably the obviously infallible, endearing pin up of Britain's Nazis, right winger losers and attendant with them the surfeit of looney Brexiteers and sycophantic, menopausal monarchical brownnosers, you are really essentially on borrowed time Charles! A state of affairs not obviously from Harry or Meghan, Archie or Lilibet but William!

And although William is simply no longer actually in love, if he ever really was, with Kate Middleton, his grandmother's quite induced Stepford brood mare and rather clearly the same situation that evidently transpired with you and Diana, William is literally stuck with her, as there can't be logically another accidental car accident or other such contrived death of another Princess of Wales. And obviously having with her mother done what they crucially did to effectively get where Carole surely and Kate herself wanted to be this is not a snowflake in Hell's chance of Kate ever abandoning what she basically dubiously and intends to hold on to has attained.

But God which William does not believe in, as a prospective official Head of the Church of England, and which obviously essentially demonstrates the whole vile and ludicrous existence of this decadent and utterly useless Windsor family and any similar replacement does work in so many mysterious ways. For who would have thought even among the surfeit of thoroughly and evilly brainwashed sycophants that in 2024 in the 21st Century, not the delusional and very laughable one consistently paraded in the UK that syphilis: a rather rampant Middle Ages disease would emphatically strike in the way it has, causing as a very gross distraction from it, for Meghan and Harry to be relentlessly and obsessively targeted to distract from what is literally going on in a discernibly, unquestionably posh, private London hospital! Who says there's no God! Lol!


Tuesday 23 January 2024

Just abolish the British monarchy, and they won't get any abuse, Robert Jobson. Simple!


By Stanley Collymore 

You're pathetically talking through your vile ass Robert Jobson but as the very fucking, thoroughly ingrained; simply, and distinctly rather evilly, hypocritical and brownnosing, monarchical pillock that you unequivocally are, it's really one prime area of the human anatomy that discernibly evidently purblind cunts like you specifically are Robert, if not unilaterally, significantly and thoroughly too unquestionably characteristically and quite undoubtedly, rather solely uniquely familiar with, nevertheless know a great deal about and are naturally at home and fully at ease with! 

For effectively, nigh on actually five years you Robert Jobson and your very simply similarly, odiously ilk at the Daily Mail have literally had a field day rather obsessively, evilly endeavouring to quite ruthlessly destroy the overall lives of Harry and Meghan, but more essentially and crucially particularly so that, distinctly and manifestly, discernibly of Meghan and Harry's own children, with vitriolically spun attacks on Archie, with Kate simply attendant with Charles' very own odious contribution when Archie was merely a foetus lodged in his mother Meghan's womb. But he wasn't going to be pristine white, in these noxious cunts minds, like Kate's own sprogs clearly were, and therefore Archie was undeniably fair game to this so manifestly obsessively social climbing, gold digger stalker, who in her relentless pursuit, got the idiot William  to succumb to her trollop wiles. Now he is quite literally sick of her, quite distinctively and discernibly; actually has his adulterous affairs, BOTH ways - as he rather obviously bats at both ends - while in literally marked contrast, Harry is as quite HETEROSEXUAL as they come!

And rather candidly, Robert Jobson weren't you likewise also, and very amply fed by consistent and still evidently, generally ongoing briefings, crucially from Charles, Camilla, William and Kate, equally along with those from their Palace flunkies and PR operatives, as the odious bribery of evidently mercenary prats like yourself and other rather demented, psychopathic, toxic vermin in the right wing and irrefutably Nazi media carried on relentlessly. And those of you, who were in on the attempted murder of Archie in South Africa forcing Harry and Meghan to hurriedly expedite their planned departure from the UK, now recently linked to the very latest attacks on their daughter Lilibet, with you very predictably not in the least Robert Jobson ever condemning any of the aforementioned; and now, asininely and rather predictably, we evilly have these evidently shit articles from you about Kate being trolled. Tantamount to the very likes of Jimmy Savile or actually Jeffrey Epstein if they were still alive naturally complaining about being labelled paedophiles. Actually, Kate Middleton is simply strictly a first rate troll herself! but obviously gets prime cunts like you to do her dirty work for her! 

Have a referendum on the future of the UK monarchy if you think that this feudal and utterly useless institution is still fit for any purpose in 2024 and even further on into this 21st Century!  But you fawning sheep won't countenance that will you, as you're shit scared of what the outcome will really be. And while I'm on the subject these said Windsors are basically nothing remarkable to look up to, far less so people to actually fawn over; and most undoubtedly have far more dirt on them than your average white British family! 

This monarchical family, quite obviously in my honest opinion should essentially have really thought about what they were simply purposely doing to Harry and Meghan and not have gratuitously embarked on the vile and racist campaign they really were from the very beginning of their marriage; KKK style, purposely engaging in! All four, of a really noxious bunch of assholes: Charles, Camilla, William and Kate; who, I've simply judiciously and from the outset dubbed the Gruesome Quartet! For what this obviously discernibly psychopathic and similarly too, sociopathic bunch of pillocks, who should have taken a rather serious look at themselves in the mirror previously have really done, is to simply, basically rather thoroughly unleash, as a result of their own distinctively obviously and evilly, odious actions against Harry, Meghan and even both their children is what's now distinctively being unleashed against them. But clearly evidently, rather noxious although however not naturally unquestionably very liberally endowed with a plentiful supply of intellectual acumen, what problems clearly these ingrained pillocks now stupidly think they shouldn't be actually having, sadly for them they brought it all on themselves! 

And what an undeniably, actually asinine situation, utter cretins like you Robert Jobson, essentially actually quite crazily find yourselves in that you do quite vilely, stupidly believe that those of us that do truly basically disagree with distinctively having an unelected, autocratic, literally very incestuously inbred, evidently overly privileged, who've never truly  worked in their indolent lives nor basically earned the vast sums of money they have and keep secret about; simply don't pay a shred of inheritance tax; have their own private wills sealed for hundreds of years and who believe they're divinely entitled to whatever they already have while also simply scrounging a lot more ongoingly from the UK taxpayer as they discernibly unquestionably, quite clandestinely force elected British governments to crucially alter or expunged laws that they literally obviously don't like and which they really  do think would simply adversely affect their distinctly privileged positions - if evidently the above and a plethora of similar, quite outrageous behavioural practices on their part, simply cause anyone to actually really disapprove of them as our head of state, then literally  for the likes of you Robert Jobson to label and call such individuals trolls undeniably show what a pathetic slime ball and clearly sycophantic arse licker you actually are! 

Essentially, hoping for a gong as well, are you dear boy?

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
23 January 2024.

There's a multitude of dark, repugnant and criminal secrets these Windsors are hiding!


By Stanley Collymore 

In the UK all wills are compulsorily
in the public domain except
those of the Windsors,
Britain's supposedly monarchical family.
Consequently, this unquestionably very
risibly and essentially quite ludicrously
so-called royal - whatever literally, that
undoubtedly fatuous term undeniably
realistically means - family obviously
undeniably egregiously; significantly
and crucially basically self-servingly
entitled; which unquestionably also
adequately, and literally shamefully
basically truly sums up, everything
that's characteristically manifestly
disproportionately wrong with our
country. Sensibly, what is a royal?
People: who clearly from my very
astute and objective perspective,
quite asininely make up very silly
titles for each other, so that their
rather daft, sycophantic morons
who've fittingly, been essentially
successfully quite brainwashed
from birth can, and naturally do,
clearly unquestioningly actually
worship them; literally doing so
most instinctively just because
they really, very fatuously, think
these literally preferred, people
are obviously, far more special
and accordingly, actually more
deserving of quite special and
rather ongoingly, outrageously
prefetential treatment, literally
simply more so than basically
everyone else, when evidently
in actuality; they undoubtedly,
most unquestionably are not!  

And furthermore in their case
not noticeably quite bright
but still instinctively on
the take; which simply does actually say
a lot really regarding you very obviously
unquestionably pathetically, effectively
and significantly, thoroughly, and quite
vilely distinctly and simply discernibly  
brownnosing idiotically white Britons
and your equally sad, likeminded kin:
still infesting, and actually arbitrarily
controlling those rather barbarously
and genocidally acquired countries,
like the undeniably, unquestionably,
delusionally, and purportedly, Terra
nuliius Australia, New Zealand too,
Canada and the USA! Stupid serfs
that you laughable lot innately are! 

(C) Stanley V.  Collymore
22 January 2024. 


Author's Remarks:
The efficacy, morality and the legality of who simply other than the lawfully stated recipient(s) of an aptly genuine testator's will should distinctively have unhindered access obviously, to the full contents of that deceased person's will should be an unequivocal matter of solidly universally enshrined and permanently established law, as well as an entitled necessity under a statutory Freedom of Information Act! And no one, who is either a citizen of the UK or as a non-citizen thereof who makes a will within the clear legal jurisdiction of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland should under any circumstance be either arbitrarily, judicially or politically be ever prohibited from, debarred of, or actually denied such information as is distinctly and likewise thoroughly enclosed within any will and is accordingly requested. 

And to countenance, or personally seek to do so, any person's lawful right to see and obviously inspect any such will by anyone, totally regardless of who or obviously what that individual, or persons, social status is, must be automatically seen, and similarly regarded as a severe criminal offence that attendant with such person(s) on actually being found guilty in a senior court of law, and from which no one is excluded on any grounds, those guilty persons must then be automatically jailed for a minimum of 15 years hard labour without any prospect of parole, totally allied with the full seizure of their personal assets, which would then unquestionably quite literally automatically essentially go to the categorical benefit of the state allied with these convicts names and details permanently placed on a public notoriety list! 

In addition, likewise, those members of the legal profession, at whatever level, who've been found to be very complicit in anyway in these illegalities would be barred for life and literally, subjected as well to statutory, draconian financial penalties. 

Without exception or any legal exclusion all members of the Windsor family,  who like to evidently self-indulgently envisage themselves as a "Firm" would be obviously legally obligated to adhere to every iota of these enshrined laws; and being the rather feudal mafia, which they undoubtedly are, would be subjected to intensive and quite routine as well as detailed comprehensive scrutiny and like everyone else obviously have to account to the Inland Revenue how they acquired their wealth and likewise too their incoming revenue and rather similarly like all eligible persons within the UK made to pay their requisite inheritance taxes! 

This, after all, is the 21st Century that we are obviously living in, and not the bloody Middle Ages; and as such is unequivocally an era of Equality of Opportunity, evidently Meritocracy and informed Democracy not by any means a scenario of untrammelled feudalism; and if you Brits at home and in the undoubtedly very genocidally acquired countries that you acquired and still rather arbitrarily and exclusively control basically desire in your brainwashed existences, to carry on existing in this pathetic sphere of twisted delusion, seeing yourselves simply as fawning serfs and dutiful plebeians to your asininely believed superior and also equally divine monarchical masters and as well similarly too their mistresses, then by all means do what you want with your own meaningless and unworthy lives, but then, please categorically leave those of us with intelligent minds and who very specifically obviously know how to constructively use them, to forge our own quite constructive destinies in a modern and unquestionably progressive Century; and not forcibly have to revert with you to a Dark Ages one!