Smart Meters

By Stanley Collymore

“Get yourself a smart meter!” the posturing advertising

agencies and their monetarily well-off, discernibly

conniving and exploitatively money grabbing,

energy utility companies sponsors eagerly

and propagandistically exhort us all to do. And

in the process, they assertively claim, save ourselves:

those of you who either gullibly or idiotically fall

for their lying but alluring marketing refrain,

heaps of money while similarly and most

honourably halting the peril of global

warming. As if these untrustworthy

charlatans actually give a damn

about both of these two things!

As scientifically smart meters have irrefutably

been established to be silent killers; have

no positive influence, at all, on global

warming but instead are expedient

devices for the energy utility companies

when it comes to them massively,

unlawfully and ubiquitously

snooping on everything

within the privacy of your home

that suckers like you do, and

which these energy utility

corporations, pro their

strikingly avaricious

and moneymaking

benefit, want to

know of you!

© Stanley V. Collymore

24 October 2019.

Author’s Comments:

Trusting these pathologically lying, manipulative and money-grabbing, as well as mostly criminally-inclined energy suppliers, their graspingly greedy and Useful Idiots advertisers and the similarly likeminded so-called “official” statutory regulators supposedly appointed by governmental diktat allegedly to look after the genuine needs and interests of the ordinary energy consumers and customers – which they quite patently and financially self-interestedly don’t do - is akin to a married, longstanding predatory and misogynistic womanizer.

A right swine artfully adept at persuading credulous and unworldly-wise virgins, as well as other women who’ve lived relatively sheltered lives, that having unprotected sex with him as well as allowing him to freely ejaculate in her, his female conquest, wouldn’t get her pregnant if immediately after their sexual act she were to stand up and shake her body about.

And specifically in the case of gullible virgins that having sex for the very first time or additionally standing up while having it done to them equally nullifies any prospect, without the use of contraception either by himself or her, of these credulous women ever getting pregnant. How many of you out there, I wonder, have either been down that particular road or are sorely tempted to?

And why, I ask myself – as if I didn’t already know the answer to that one - do the major British energy suppliers and their advertisers premeditatedly use Blacks and ostensibly white working class subjects in all of their TV and other media campaigns in relation to these spurious Smart Meter advertisements, and never a well-known celebrity nor anyone from the privileged classes if these aforesaid Smart Meters – both environmentally and in terms of saving loads of money where the energy consumers are concerned – are what they’re supposedly cracked up to be? Just thinking out aloud!