Spellbinding Seagulls

By Stanley Collymore

Hey! Why are you spitefully, malevolently and rather

antagonistically throwing stones at each and every

seagull whose harmless and natural presence

you discern and quite recognizably and

unwarrantedly want to harm? So

I’m using the word natural here not only in its

generalized and normally recognized form

but also in its accurate and extensively

known etymological one. For these

seagulls are not merely coastline

dwellers appropriately making

the most of an wide-ranging

seafaring setting, they’re

also age-old established

indigenous inhabitants

of these identical and

aquatic regions that

they routinely and

totally obviously,

happily frequent.

But locations, if perchance they’re ever misguidedly left

to the feral and disruptive actions of morons like you,

that will undoubtedly be enforcedly made to see

all of these beautiful seagulls effectively,

irreversibly and permanently gone. So

ostensibly as the deeply ingrained pillocks that you

transparently are, just for once in your pathetic

lives try doing something distinctly positive

for the decent elements of humanity and,

in the process of doing this, a great big

favour in terms of a permanent and

distinctive legacy for present-day

and future generation of human

populations by unmistakeably

leaving these superbly spell-

binding and categorically

charming seagulls alone!

© Stanley V. Collymore

20 September 2019.

Author’s Remarks:

You soar across the maritime skyline with commensurate grace and ease thrilling the hearts and delighting the minds of all those who genuinely appreciate beauty and have a natural and enduring affinity with nature. And that, unapologetically, is how it should be! Just as Nature had always intended from the origin of your impressive specie.