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Monday 21 June 2021

Faux Concern! From a desperate for Relevance, naturally lazy, and bone idle Kate Middleton!


By Stanley Collymore 

Another useless out of 
touch platitude from
someone who has
zero idea about
real life! What next do you very 
specifically have in mind Kate 
Middleton? Telling us all that
heart attacks can be fatal for 
those patients who quite so 
are unfortunately, for each 
one of them unmistakably  
a clearly, luckless victim? 
Well I never! What other 
genius statements, cooly  
to follow Mrs. Windsor!

Honestly, Kate Middleton 
your insincerity is very 
hilarious, coming as it 
does from someone who aptly 
has a personal reputation to
whiten; however, sadly for
you my dear, that level of
muck can't be that easily 
washed away. Crucially 
though, getting back to 
pure brass tacks what 
would you genuinely 
know, singularly too 
critically ensconced 
deeply within your 
ivory tower or else 
irrefutably, briefly 
outside of it, what 
generally goes on 
in the real world 
of truly ordinary
or unmistakably
and consistently 
too systemically 
racially, as well 
as systematiclly
very purposely 
'disadvantaged' 
still so evident

British; much less so multiple
millions of Commonwealth 
and other quite ongoingly
exploited, as was customarily 
the custom by the ex-British 
empire, undeniably Global 
South families? Evidently 
briefed whenever this is
necessary, for a specific 
media PR opportunity:
sycophantic courtesy
exclusively of waity  
and bone idle Katie  
Middleton's visibly  
far-right and Nazi  
racist rags, intent 
allies; this too, is 
feasibly done by 
Kate's very own 
plethora, of apt
fawning aides; 
loyal servants; 
robot-nannies; 
and royalist in 
extremis, sick
brownnosers! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 
21 June 2021. 


Author's Remarks:  
Kate and William together with their children; personal army of attendant aides; regular servants; the necessary nannies for their pampered children; and also other customarily supported taxpayers' funded sycophants to all of their personal needs, instantaneously high tailed it pronto out of London for their luxurious with every discernibly conceivable luxury amenity possible, indoors as well as outdoors, available at their expansive taxpayers' funded country home and its grounds that together collectively are much larger than the entire northern English city of Manchester.  

There they stayed continuously for in excess of 390 days completely isolated from those that didn't - and still don't from their perspective - matter; but as the fawning plebeians that they vilely are, are too bloody daft to recognize it for themselves - basically the general public. In a single word: You! 

And it was only much later that they both embarked on doing these rather asininely conceived and quite clearly totally useless, and highly irrelevant, videos of theirs conjoined lately with these even more infantile and crassly excruciatingly, nonsensical PR gigs and stunts of theirs to get much needed attention plus their desperate quest for relevance. 

In noticeably marked contrast, other European, hereditary royalty familial members evidently from the outset of the Covid-19 pandemic have distinctly quite notably and altruistically, and equally so totally commendably, done on-hand's work to readily assist in the alleviation of the problems routinely faced by their fellow countrymen and women who they see, and noticeably respect, as equal citizens; not wholly contemptibly, as in class infested and also similarly deeply entrenched mindset Britain, as bloody subjects! 

Thus enabling Kate Middleton, rather literally, to be able to freely comment from her privileged castle, where she has healthy kids and most essentially not a solitary discomfort in life! Now that's what I ironically call being rich!










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