It's not the date that counts but the significance of Christmas that actually matters!

By Stanley Collymore  

 
So President Maduro of Venezuela  
purportedly wants to essentially  
move Christmas day crucially  
from December the 25th to October the 1st;  
so what's actually wrong with that? It's now  
rather undeniably, the month of September  
and already actually along with Halloween  
there are literally unquestionably plenty of  
Christmas items obviously on display and  
similarly specifically for sale in numerous  
shops quite evidently, around the country  
generally. Progressively a state of affairs  
that irrefutably, has arisen over the years  
and which discernibly self-evidently now,  
has even started in the month of August.  
 
Moreover, Christmas day as  obviously  
represented in western countries is  
rather essentially a farce, as the  
25th December its evidently designated  
occasion was clearly a major and quite  
longstandingly European pagan day of  
uprorious celebrations and so in order  
to actually, and significantly get these  
people to discernibly, literally convert  
to Christianity the minority purveyors  
effectively of this new religion called  
Christianity, basically rather logically  
and sensibly, therefore, appreciating  
this obvious state of affairs actually  
instinctively and equally intelligently  
decided that the best way to simply  
fully achieve their rather discernibly  
and specifically, distinctly evidently  
designated task of true conversion  
quite relative to these pagans, was  
to openly, and publicly, incorporate  
their undeniably, specifically major  
day of crucial, festive celebrations  
decisively and wholeheartedly too  
into this obviously thoroughly new  
for them naturally alien religion of  
Christianity which these Christian  
advocates were very avidly but all  
the same with basically expected  
difficulties obviously proseltysing.  
 
So cleverly and similarly subtly  
making this quite important  
day of December the 25th,  
a rather focal point of Christianity and  
equally also the birth date of the new  
and perspective Messiah discernibly  
of these manifestly expectantly new  
converts to Christianity, who simply  
otherwise, were essentially pagans  
unquestionably, entirely skeptically  
and basically reluctant to embrace  
Christianity were craftily won over!  
So good on you President Maduro!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
5 September 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Anyway, for the vast majority of westerners in this world who, most hypocritically, designate themselves as Christians but rather obviously never or have they ever entered any Christian building for worship, either of the established or free church Christian denominations, from one Sunday to the next, to then asininely and evidently pathetically as well as patronizingly voice their ludicrous and discernibly bigoted assumptions on something they simply don't practice and frankly know bugger all about is truly, actually rabid nonsense, that should be summarily discarded and really distinctively treated with the utter contempt it deserves!  
 
And besides all this white western European instituted stuff about Jesus Christ, his birth date, which reputable scientists and equally also astrologers actually categoricallly state wasn't anytime in the month designated as December is unquestionably an irrelevance; since what actually and discernibly, crucially and distinctly matters and quite specifically obviously outside the ostentatious and very pretentious proseltysing regarding the faith characterized as Christianity by those who self-evidently don't practise what they often preach, are the actual precepts and fittingly also the undoubtedly, genuine concepts of Christianity, and rather essentially, how all those of us who are effectively practising Christians permit our lives to be distinctly beneficially influenced by our faith. Amen!