Looks like Kate Middleton's face has been recycled a few times too, Daily Mail!

By Stanley Collymore

Another rather asinine and

also, pathetically fawning 

article! To those who're  

evidently not at all intellectually 

challenged, clearly endemically 

dimwitted, or else significantly 

excruciatingly gullible; it truly

does rather undeniably, cause 

those among us like myself to 

wonder what is distinctly the 

actual purpose essentially of 

all these so-called "royals" if 

one or even several of these 

female tarts amongst them; 

wearing an attire of hers, a 

mere twice allegedly, takes 

on the laudable distinction 

even for a quite, ludicrous 

Nazi rag, as being a rather 

noble and admirable feat. 

Apparently it would seem, that 

recycling to these rightwing 

media types, their idiotic, 

manipulated, halfwit trolls and daft 

clickbait morons consists of these 

evidently hauteur activities, readily 

and fatuously engaged in, by aptly 

self-evidently, monarchical and as 

well hereditarily firmly entrenched 

snobbish elitist trollops; distinctly 

workshy, utterly useless, crucially 

never a career, naturally Stepford 

wives; literally obsessively social  

climbing, in a classism ingrained 

Britain; connivingly and evidently 

financially, well married off; also 

for good measure narcisistically 

so self-entitled glorified pillocks 

actually means that the woman 

who is allegedly involved chose 

to don the same garment twice. 

However, to routine people and 

even most ironically the evilly  

vile, odiously, brownnosing 

plebeian serfs who literally actually  

do worship them; recycling, hugely 

clearly, is very basically an entirely 

different ball game; which usually 

means the necessary participant 

having to go to a charity shop as 

a matter of urgency and actually 

while there obliged to really buy 

somebody else's cast offs; just

out of clear financial necessity. 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

23 April 2023. 

Author's Remarks: 

Just out of idle curiosity on my part don't the men involved in these relationships either as spouses, adulterous lovers or as the actual biological fathers of the sired bastards that periodically materialize but who the cuckolded or even those azoospermiac husbands will, as is per the norm in these privileged elitist circles unquestionably class as their own, ever recycle their own attire? 

Or are they too busy involved in either their adulterous escapades or else gentlemanly facilitating their own cuckolding to really care about such clearly insignificant trivia. Knowing full well that exponwntially their own personal sacrifices relative to their own wives excesses, if you get my drift, will pay off quite handsomely societally as well as financially, old boy, for these most generous husbands! 

All good stuff though Daily Mail for the mentally retarded!