I've already sworn Charles, and it wasn't allegiance! Lol!

By Stanley Collymore 

Britons are now compelled it 

quite obviously seems, and 

also clearly unexpectedly 

too, to now essentially swear their

allegiance distinctly and basically 

essentially also, to their new king 

and queen. Actually as I truly see 

it, swearing an allegiance clearly 

is undeniably a serious business, 

quite as serious I'd speculatively 

imagine as those marriage vows 

that Charles so voluntarily, aptly 

did make, to Diana; and Camilla

equally to her own ex-husband! 

While the pair of them saw 

nothing wrong, and still 

to this day and with 

Diana the one spouse inside this

quartet that properly and rather 

understandably did vehemently 

object to what was very literally 

going on, when quite ultimately 

she found out very suspiciously 

dead, and the major adulterous 

pair now married to each other 

but simply not once apologized 

for what they did and basically 

quite transparently, never will. 

So should us Britons who're not 

intellectually challenged, and 

too, few in number I would 

imagine, take this upcoming diktat 

of a brand new allegiance, to their 

quite blood-soiled, tampon-loving, 

new king and his ex mistress wife 

now queen seriously, or is it aptly 

all part of this rather stupendous 

and too, fatuous ongoing fantasy. 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

30 April 2023. 

Author's Remarks: 

I would hazard a guess that I'm not the only one hoping that President Putin sends a gift to this coronation - he'd go up even more considerably in my estimation if he could spare one of those long range fireworks. 

Having tipped off his USA operatives to ensure that Harry's plane is delayed for administrative purposes and therefore never takes off for its UK destination.