By Stanley Collymore
Oh how - discernibly not - the
rather evidently intelligent
members of humanity do
think of your house, but
how is your ex husband Paul Spike
these days, Alexandra Schulman?
Rather odd, to say the least, why
it is, that you quite concertedly
don't ever mention him; lordy
even very occasionally, when
you're always, so insidiously
and incessantly poking that
damnably and, specifically
un-wanted snout, of yours
into the, basically, private
affairs of two people that
you have never, actually
in your clearly, pathetic
life ever met, obviously
don't know and who're
discernibly, absolutely
unaware of your truly
vile, evil, corrupt and
crucially, recurrently
egregious, existence!
Explicitly Meghan and Harry!
And categorically, isn't it so,
Alexandra Schulman, just
because you are an odious, bitter,
clapped out; reproductively too
a distinctively dried up and, as
well, an evidently so crucially
discernibly old cantankerous
menopausal crony, naturally
rather content to essentially
liberally feather in anyway
you can and with basically
rather limited imaginative
and intellectual capability
your very own individual
nest financially - how did
you manage that? silly to
be asking a daft question
like that - from a process
and the proceeds also of
constantly so, sniping at
Harry and, very racially
his wife Meghan, rather
wholly quite unlike you
Alexandra Schulman: a
discernibly bitter; such
a woeful, and divorced
bitch ensnared by your
very own sick demons,
whether you distinctly
care to even recognize
and acknowledge this
obvious reality or not
are devotedly in love,
and justifiably happy.
You sound again and quite
asininely so in your very
demented, undeniably
delusional and totally paranoid and
vitriolic go at Meghan, distinctly so
like the single minded moron that
you most crucially are Alexandra
Schulman, while simultaneously
and clearly profusely, wreaking
of sheer spite and sick jealousy.
So seriously, why then instead
of yet again fatuously picking
on Meghan don't you instead
Alexandra Schulman, as this
virulent and dangerously so
egregious, toxic, Stockholm
Syndrome, racist, Yid scum
that you self evidently are;
why don't you uselessly go
and find; then ecstatically,
childishly embark on one
of your Nazi, subterfuges.
It's not the 1930s I clearly
know, even if you surely
are not cognizant of that
markedly so realization,
Alexandra Schulman. And even
though this is the 21st Century
there are still numerous such
Nazi scum that can be easily
found across Britain and of
course including the Daily
Mail the scurrilous gossip
rag, that laughably calls
itself a newspaper. And
for which, you're quite
comfortably working,
Alexandra Schulman.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
8 August 2021.
Author's Remarks:
Interestingly for Alexandra Shulman: a menopausal and bitter divorced woman, who has the audacity to caustically criticize Meghan Markle's home in California, as well as its interior decor; not ever having met Meghan, certainly not knowing her, and characteristically of Alexandra Shulman never ever having set foot in the North American residence that Meghan and Harry happily call home. And therefore, the only images that this rather pathetic specimen of supposedly Homo sapiens, Alexandra Shulman can devise relative to Meghan are what she delusionally carries in her sick, twisted and demented replica for a brain. But crucially it pays the bills, as Meghan Markle bashing is the one sure lucrative escapade for wanting to stay relevant, either as a female or male racist Karen, or as a self-evident has- been!
And talk about the pot, Alexandra Shulman, either figuratively or literally condemnatorily calling the kettle, Meghan Markle, black! This is what the New York Times had to say about Alexandra Shulman and I quote: "The British press has made much of the fact that when it comes to personal wardrobe Ms Shulman could learn a thing or two.....and be better acquainted with a hairbrush." And this is the British slut, most ironically, that scurrilously thinks she can lecture Meghan Markle on grace, style and taste; or anything of value for that matter!
How unsurprising that the only part of Meghan Markle's Californian home that Alexandra Shulman likes is the fowl house. Naturally so, as it's where the old hens that are now utterly useless, having long passed their egg laying days - and Alexandra Shulman can readily relate to that - are kept in seclusion; those that haven't had their necks broken, that is, and made profitable, probably for the first time in their foul lives, by becoming part of the food chain. What an awful pity we don't do the same with our supposedly Homo sapiens equivalent; they would make excellent dog food!
No comments:
Post a Comment