Child Benefits - a panacea for the immorally indolent, workshy and criminally self-entitled!

By Stanley Collymore

Most indulged in by women although
not exclusively so, it's really these
sorts of obviously undoubtedly
discernibly pathetic recipients evidently
specialized vocation to obviously keep
on having children so they essentially
don't have to find a job and generally
then necessarily actually go to work
like every responsible, adult person.
But, all the same, are truly at liberty
to unquestionably literally carry on
breeding and similarly accordingly
rather calculatedly producing their
bastard offspring while spuriously
ostentatiously deceitfully keep on
assiduously and pretentiously too
to naturally have on cue, yet more
children to quite obviously further
augment the coterie, undoubtedly
of distinctive benefits that they're
already quite unquestionably and
so evidently also unconscionably
and unethically, blithely claiming!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
9 June 2024. 

Author's Remarks:
For such odious and clearly discernibly noxious individuals the unquestionable outcome should simply be compulsory sterilization! 

In fact, if Winston Churchill had his way none of them would effectively be here, as his eugenicist plan was to obviously quite generally have their grandparents and parents compulsorily sterilized. But fortunately for them, the UK parliament overrode his crucially sensible solution, to effectively, obviously and thoroughly get rid of toxic and verminous scum of this sort!