By Stanley Collymore
For it's truly a pointless exercise,
other that clickbait initiating,
that you're literally really
embarking on; since effectively the only
people that you're basically impressing
are gullible fools, and simply hard-core
sycophants who'll literally, distinctively
and irrefutably unquestionably believe
whatever is undoubtedly said to them,
and effectively you already have them
In your grasp, so in reality what you're
undoubtedly, actually doing is literally
and rather callously clearly exploiting
them, while in essence, simply telling
them nothing, as distinctively you are
yourselves, in a very similar situation,
totally bereft, of any real information!
But I guess that your practice of very
avariciously financially exploiting
these pathetic morons simply
has to go on! Meanwhile the Daily Mail
rather laughably quite literally gave the
game away when it distinctly said that
understandably it clearly believes that
Kate has actually been out and about
So realistically the shit that they were
giving out, was truly a made up story!
And that then, is literally the situation
with the rest of your MSM. Therefore,
you quite naturally in your obsession
with Kate Middleton, and distinctively
her unquestionably very unexplained
disappearance, are really specifically
being literally, categorically lied to by
the Palace! So you quite deliberately,
lyingly pretend that you're actually in
the know, when obviously you're not,
and stupidly go on in this obsession
of yours, to then evidently pass your
actually, quite discernible ignorance
off as - my shrewd interpretation - a
truly legitimate genuine concern for,
my words, St. Waity Kate Middleton.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
29 May 2024.
Author's Remarks:
There's a familiar Barbadian saying that if someone is actually, quite absolutely, so stupid as to allow himself or herself to basically and repetitively be brazenly conned; then obviously, that individual deserves to be done!
Personally, to actually literally reiterate my already stated and as well adhered to point of view on this simply blatantly preposterous matter, cancer is no more a relevant factor in this discernibly unquestionably, now longstanding farce, as monstrous snow showers are imminently about to threaten Barbados this Summer taking into actual consideration that Barbados doesn't have any Winters for effectively quite obvious reasons!
The realistic truth is simply this; literally you're being quite unscrupulously had, and it's being done because those crucially carrying out these shenanigans clearly know what a bunch of entrenched and dimwittedly feudal mind-set morons the lot of you naturally are. And essentially, there are your Sarah Rigby to your very obviously Gareth Jones. The difference however between Gareth Jones and full, first rate pillocks like you, is that Gareth Jones had the balls to simply resist his odious treatment and in effect, actually do something obviously positive about his treatment by Sarah Rigby, who is in effect now exposed for what she really is and is likewise too, a convicted felon! You can research that story in the Daily Mail, requisite Sarah Rigby,41, student nurse and Gareth Jones, her Project Manager 40 years old and how she abusively treated him. Then look at yourselves honestly in the mirror and see which of the two of these persons you actually are!
But you simply, actually won’t, I know. Because in addition to being feudal serfs and as well pathetic sycophants you're clearly undeniably as well rather masochistic in your blatant stupidity; yet fatuously passing yourselves off as rather prime elements of your discernibly pathetic, delusional master race. Lol! I honestly suggest you not only quite urgently see competent psychiatrists but essentially too make crucial appointments as well with Specsavers! For you're being truly had, big time!
Personally, I obviously don't really give a bloody toss about Saint Waitie Kate Middleton, any more than your sort effectively actually do about Meghan; the difference really being that unlike you and your lying rightwing rags that are quite utterly obsessed with Meghan but not simply evidently quite lyingly denying it even to yourselves, Kate simply exists with me distinctly in my role as a journalist only, that unquestionably, obviously only seeks to put the record straight. And undeniably, whether Kate Middleton distinctly, effectively does discernibly carry on living or obviously specifically dies is quite bluntly not of the slightest interest to me, any more so than what you lot have for breakfast, if indeed you do have any!
And steeped in two cultures British and my Barbadian one, with the latter really effectively having precedence over the former throughout my entire life; it significantly stipulates these categorical factors: Not to fear anyone or anything including Death which must be welcomed and embraced as a close and dear friend; not as an enemy: and not simply because it is inevitable! But similarly also because it's a great leveller of the self-entitled as well as the generally looked down upon for whatever prejudicial reasons available at the time, that are malevolently and egregiously odiously undertaken! Likewise I should never be afraid to honestly speak the truth to whomsoever I find it actually to do so. And unequivocally I undoubtedly am not! Regardless of how important or quite self-entitled they think that they are!
So I'll now sign off these remarks of mine in evident fulsome praise of Cancer being the Great Leveller that it most certainly is.
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