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Monday, 11 October 2021

Joan H. Collins - A distastefully old, wrinkled and delusional one trick pony, so up herself!


By Stanley Collymore 

Joan Collins rather certainly 
throughout her earlier life 
and, quite a far cry from 
her now demonstrably 
and clearly pathetic, octogenarian 
existence has actually ridden her 
bike around the block, countless 
more times than the customary 
neighbourhood postman, truly 
does, and quite similarly been 
lubricated more times than a 
bicycle chain. A rather nasty 
and hateful, also verminous 
piece of work, intentionally  
so to all those who were or  
are very characteristically 
much more talented than 
this so distinctly pathetic 
evidently one trick pony 
who literally started off
as this soft porn actress 
who very conveniently  
clearly made sure, that 
she always, essentially 
happened to be in that 
right place: very aptly 
the customary casting 
couch, rather suitably  
at the propitious time.  

And never really despite her 
using Dynasty as her usual 
backdrop, truthfully rose 
above that initial genre. 
This despite the evidently so, stark 
reality to others, who discernibly 
as well as closely, and markedly 
objectively, dispassionately too 
keenly observe Joan Collins: a 
five times married bint that's
now an OAP, whose face has 
so much botox basically on 
it that noticeably and quite 
candidly also she honestly  
resembles a balloon, with 
a weird face drawn on it!
That this very delusional 
woman so self-evidently 
with such mental health  
problems, can so risibly 
seriously believe, she is 
a unique, human being.  

And it's hard to fathom out 
how Peter your husband: 
56 years old, to your 88 
years and a whopping 32 years 
your junior, doesn't physically 
throw up; when, at night, you  
are literally, regrettably then 
rather reluctantly obliged to 
essentially peel off that God 
awful sludge and paint: the 
latter characteristically far 
more so, than the majority 
of new autos are carrying, 
to stipulate at your actual
behest, that Peter has sex 
with a vile coffin dodger! 

One thing however is for 
absolute certain Joan 
Henrietta Collins;
you have literally had yourself 
so well embalmed physically 
that it'll save precious time 
for the undertaker; when 
as inescapably happens, 
the surely unavoidable 
Grim Reaper, imposes
his grave appearance.  

(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
11 October 2021. 


Author's Remarks:  
The delusional notions of the likes of Joan Henrietta Collins, Herr Richard Littlejohn and the other likeminded kith and kin expatriates infesting the rest of the world with their presence notably in the USA, genocider, inured convict and delusional Terra nuliius Australia; and everyone of them hard core sycophantic British royalists to the core yet most ironically distinctly thrilled to live and make their living in other people's countries. Basically,  notwithstanding all that, that literally all of them enthusiastically, and also unquestionably, do fervently believe in the individually, openly expressed invoilability of this supposed English race whoever or whatever that is, yet unceasingly and clearly dementedly, but nevertheless fervently, yearn for an all-white Britain that's comprised exclusively of their racist sort. 

Rather predictably, although wholly unintelligible; but whoever actually sensibly said that such intellectually  challenged little Englanders and also braindead empire loyalists were, in effect, anything other than the toxic dregs of humanity that they always were and will exhaustively carry on being? 

Death is an inevitability that rational and sensible persons routinely accept with dignified equanimity. And hope that their lives will be a constructive legacy to those who come after them. But fundamentally, in all seriousness, what purposeful constructive legacy will Joan Henrietta Collins seriously leave when she dies? My honest and unapologetic response is, Zilch! 

And those like Joan Henrietta Collins who've frankly contributed nothing of significance to the betterment of humanity, is to paraphrase Charles Windsor: one of that family, apart from Harry and Meghan of course, that Joan the distinctly resilient social climber adamantly admires and, predictably so, is as distinctively amoral and also indifferently immoral as the entirety of the Windsor mafia Klan family is; a clearly distinctive carbuncle on the face of decent humanity!  

And in a distinct variance, Joan from my profoundly innate, instinctively Christian and intense humanitarian principles it's my earnest hope that whatever demon deity you worship, likewise as indifferently as you have behaved to others during your quite selfish life here on Earth, that when the distinctly, inevitable realization of your imminent demise regarding this life finally arrives, your eternal existence will be one quite identical to that of Prometheus!
































 

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