Self-entitled, fatuously delusional, yet seeing themselves as the UK's "essential" workers? I think not!

By Stanley Collymore 

I'm thoroughly sick to death 

and absolutely tired of the 

glaringly dysfunctional 

British NHS, its clearly, graspingly 

avaricious senior executives and 

overall rather incompetent staff 

basically thinking and likewise 

believing that they exclusively 

and relevantly are the solitary 

"essential" workers in the UK; 

when absolutely, and bloody 

well so they are not! As they

are others: undoubtedly far 

more important and surely 

discernibly valuable to the 

country, rather overriding 

and certainly distinctively 

truthfully so, than clearly 

is your current, asininely  

satisfied with yourselves  

naturally, self- indulgent  

and similarly too, totally  

such self congratulatory 

NHS bores, will ever be.  

And just in case that you can't 

see or generally care to look 

any further than your very  

stupid nose the country crucially 

needs people to actually run the 

power stations; deal generally, 

in the routine course of, what

markedly is, their customary 

daily work; but now clearly 

is much more pressing and 

very urgently so than ever 

with this added, Brexiteer  

created, sewage problem.  

Plus those, who operate the 

utility companies; equally 

likewise, quite efficiently 

deal with all the other essential to 

basic human life, and essentially 

also our rather distinctively too 

diverse and undeniably health 

security requirements clearly 

and numerously, undeniably 

all the same callously taken 

for granted not very unlike 

any indispensable entities.  

And, most candidly, many 

of these vital, and clearly   

valuable workers, really  

haven't either the lavish 

time, or any inclination 

whatsoever to so mind-

bogglingly, discernibly 

thoroughly, idiotically, 

produce daft videos at 

their customary place 

of work; as as you, so 

clearly contemptible 

pieces of work; plus 

NHS prats fatuously 

and predictably do!  

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

29 September 2021. 

Author's Remarks:  

The British National Health Service (NHS) : British, quite indisputably so; National, highly questionable; Health, laughably insulting; Service, as totally reliable and similarly trustworthy as tumultuous, preponderant rainfall and subsequent flooding in the Saharan Desert!    

Rest in Peace (RIP) all those who've already died, and attendant condolences to those of you who're imminently about to do so; courtesy of your NHS that in retrospect makes the average Roman Colosseum look remarkably humane!