When your truth is solidly proven to be very farcical, swiftly become even more delusional!

By Stanley Collymore  

 
If  Ms. Sophie Rhys-Jones, alias  
Windsor, is really respected,  
loved, and so literally more invaluable  
than practically simply everyone else,  
and crucially, specifically so Meghan,  
as the Daily Mail, and distinctively its  
coterie of unquestionably braindead,  
monarchical brownnosers, evidently  
claim; actually, commonsense itself  
alone, should have determined, that  
there's literally rather undeniably no  
need then, to distinctively compare  
Sophie to anyone else, as evidently  
such fulsomely rather outstanding  
qualities on her part would literally  
have been essentially, transparent  
to everyone, other than simply the  
physically blind and naturally also  
quite significantly unquestionably  
intellectually challenged to rather  
distinctly see. The truth, however,  
is that unquestionably you seedy  
lowlifes, and distinctively gullible  
sort instinctively, undeniably and  
clearly obsessively also, actually  
have to very odiously, repeatedly  
put down Meghan discernibly in  
order to rather pathetically raise  
the requisite interest, actually in  
others, that you so undoubtedly,  
obviously and desperately need  
to distinctly inspire on behalf of  
all those, that you obsequiously  
adore fawning over incessantly.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
15 July 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Meghan and Harry left Britain well over four years now and did so quite clearly of their own volition. So there's literally simply no need, unless you undeniably have an incurable obsession with them to bring either or both of them into your comments, far less these hacks clearly pathetic offerings being quite asininely passed off as news; because evidently to anyone with a functioning brain and a very competent knowledge of English knows they're quite obviously really like yourselves artificially stirring up hatred in order to gain relevance in their rather pathetic and meaningless lives, while in their cases additionally a salary!  
 
But in Sophie Rhys-Jones' case what a transformational leap on these odious and fatuously pathetic jerks' part from her unquestionably caught on camera evidently badmouthing the Windsors to an undercover reporter, to her obviously now actually being basically eulogized for not being a perceived Nigger! And you literally see yourselves as "civilized". But then, so was Jimmy Savile et al!