Intelligently, it just doesn't add up; does it?

By Stanley Collymore

What's really taking place can only
be sensibly and rather logically
described as a growing cult,
and an obviously invidious one at that, of
British benefit claimants. Rationally how
come that explanation? Here's my own!
Irrefutably the air which we collectively
breathe is actually much cleaner; work
places essentially, no longer use toxic
chemicals and the diets which people
utilize are generally also, much better.
Generally everyone undoubtedly lives
longer, and evidently both health and
safety rules are naturally much more
stringent now than they were before.
Furthermore Human Resources also
have urgently rather clearly clamped
down on rabidly, malevolent bullying
and attendantly its often malevolent
noxious sexism; and equally, usually
generally office unpleasantness has
actually now become an undeniably
distant and crucially effectively fast
approvingly retreating phenomenon.

While also accompanying all this
working from home is not only
evidently increasingly going
on but has quite discernibly, clearly
become a rather popular situation
with many; while very additionally
to this, the four day week is quite
undoubtedly now a clear popular
outcome. Yet, quite crazily more
sick days rather effectually than
normally before are distinctively
unquestionably, very discernibly
being generally, registered daily,
weekly, monthly and essentially
collectively, annually! Obviously
the pertinent question sensible
people are asking is how come
this is actually allowed Britain?

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
26 July 2024.


Author's Remarks:
Pointing the finger at the aged population is grossly unfair, since the majority of this generation effectually paid their dues for decades during their actual working lives and will be lucky, most of them, if in return they receive anything or very much before their evidently shuffle off their respective mortal coil.

Rather it's the increasing number of lazy, bone idle and feckless morons, who are brought up believing they can really have whatever they want for nothing, that really constitute the actual problem. Cretins that take everything that they can dishonestly get their sordid and grasping avaricious hands on, while callously and recurrently giving nothing back in return. And most sickeningly get away with it because they evidently know that they can!