Two silly morons, playing daft games for adulation!

By Stanley Collymore

I'm thoroughly convinced, through very extensive research which I've genuinely sensibly and quite thoroughly obviously and effectively actively undertaken that characteristically and also naturally undoubtedly, rather unquestionably intelligent people globally do routinely have a really good laugh at this distinctively, actually  very specifically and undoubtedly obviously lazy couple, actually, privately martially estranged, and that's why no clearly, recent pictures of them together ever emerge, but, all the same, a relationship not officially declared as such and for very obvious reasons, as distinctly it's not that dissimilar actually from the marriage literally of Philip and Liz Windsor, which was all public show together and really no loving substance to it - with I believe the same humorous global disdain at the risible naivety and alarmingly rabid stupidity of the surfeit of British morons and their distinctively rather vilely, and global genocidal kin that so profusely worship the members of this evidently, distinctly sociopathic and dysfunctional family!

Work? Positive contributions by William and Kate Middleton? How and actually when? Quite seriously what undeniably undoubtedly similar contributions have either singly or jointly as a pair crucially done distinctly equivalent to our brave service men and women who generally essentially, literally go on combat tours and to war zone areas and as such as a direct consequence specifically of such actions not uncommonly usually return home with life changing experiences or serious personal injuries.

So I'll quite openly, frankly and aptly honestly ask of the lot of you what actually have these two loafers: Kate and William, in evident honesty done, and specifically most realistically in the case distinctly observably of the assiduously stalking social climber whose elevation, clearly discernibly has come, not through any perceived or simply pronounced work ethic her part, but unquestionably so, through the acquisition of a ring! And evidently a very significant one really!

Quite seriously, in their wildest dreams has either Kate or William effectively actually got any such relevant training; or obviously, and truly, quite simply put, the requisite experience to essentially be discernibly prattling on so naturally and evidently, risibly disingenuously?  Rather simply and effectively really, discernibly two morons playing games for essentially childish admiration?

(C) Stanley V.  Collymore
30 June 2024. 

Author's Remarks:
Why work? When there's such a surfeit of brainwashed and vilely sycophantic morons all too keen to keep lazy prats clearly in the manner they ardently do believe they're divinely self-entitled to!