Hasn't Liz Windsor been on holiday since the day she was regrettably born?

By Stanley Collymore
 
Bajans both culturally and  
religiously are taught not  
to hate anyone; even so  
however, we're essentially allowed  
the personal, distinct discretion to  
absolutely detest those whom we  
quite evidently find objectionable  
and Liz Windsor is, unequivocally  
to us, one such repulsive person,  
and irrefutably accounts for why  
in 2021, after indisputably being  
actually, literally in a continuous  
association effectively and quite  
crucially also irrefutably for 496  
years with England that literally  
dated back unbrokenly to 1625  
we Bajans aptly employing one  
of our caustically appropriately  
put downs for those whom we  
discernibly despise; to actually  
accord to a rogue boar or sow
enough neck rope to distinctly  
enable them to properly hang  
themselves and then let them  
quite delightedly for us rather  
destructively truly get on with  
it, we happily understandably  
and likewise celebratorily too  
let Elizabeth Windsor, do just  
that and quite unrepentently  
or unapologetically, dumped  
the endemically, entrenched  
racist old cow and became a  
valid, 21st Century Republic!  
 
Liz Windsor is literally on holiday  
365 days a year plus the extra  
day in every Leap Year! They  
literally wheel her out for the state  
opening of parliament and clearly  
the occasion is rather essentially  
for her no different to distinctly  
enjoying a special weekend, by  
those not very self-apparently,  
evidently entitled as Elizabeth  
Windsor rather undeniably is,  
at Butlins; when obviously as  
of late she quite disdainfully  
and basically in an hubristic  
disregard deigns to actually    
care to personally show up!  
 
Gives a prepared speech at
Christmas that's crafted  
for her by her palace  
stooges; flamboyantly, cuts a few
ribbons on these so distinctively
orchestrated occasions; literally  
signs some bills whenever that  
is essential, these having been  
delivered to her by effectively  
undeniably, likewise basically  
self-serving very significantly  
similarly as Liz, snouts in the  
so available, plus facilitating  
for them clearly fortuitously  
and prodigal public troughs
parliamentarians! Evidently  
too every bit as Liz Windsor  
is, an unquestionably quite  
useless utilization of space  
the overwhelming majority  
of these dire specimens of  
supposedly human beings.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
30 August 2022.  
 

Author's Remarks:  
The  Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten, otherwise known by their conveniently adopted English name of Windsor, wealth came from greed,  conquest, plunder, thieving and murder! In reality these people spend most of their time doing very little while wallowing in opulent splendour, while the real workers toil and suffer.  
 
Moreover, they only patronize charities so the dimwitted members of the public, which literally runs into millions among Britons and their expatriate kin because they're still essentially feudal serfs in their orchestrated and relentlessly controlled mindset, will believe them to be benevolent people, which these dishonest fraudsters quite evidently are not, and thus enable them to the immense privilege afforded to them by a compliant and largely daft nation, Britain! 

The monarchy quite literally is all talk, veneer, PR and relentlessly also self-aggrandizing and ludicrous proselytizing propaganda. And from my honest, blunt and distinctly unapologetic perspective, you: the indoctrinated and entirely duped by the Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsors, do seriously need to take off your rose tinted glasses and confront reality; for this medieval mindset monarchical lot with their handing out of useless and utterly meaningless titles that you gullible idiots love so much, even asininely convincing yourselves that they're divinely approved assignments, even though the vast majority of you haven't the foggiest idea what the inside of a church looks like, and even most pathetically, and quite prodigiously also, using your own fake versions of such titles as pseudonyms for yourselves - the rank cowards that you are instead of utilizing your own REAL names in your acerbic roles as so-called commenters against Meghan as well as your fawning and brownnosing sycophancy when it literally comes to Useless Liz and her lot, in Nazi rags like the Daily Mail and other rightwing media. 

Quite laughable really and most ironic as well; since Liz and her Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsor sponging, mafia style  Klan don't, or couldn't, give a rat's derriere about Joe or Jane Public - effectively yourselves - other than their continuous fleecing of you to keep them in the opulent lifestyle which they've rather successfully convinced you is their God given and birthright entitlement!