Now that would be a first! But honestly, highly unlikely it will ever happen.

By Stanley Collymore  

Let's just put one thing in total 

perspective. Innocent people 

have rather disconcertingly 

died throughout all the wars which 

have occurred. Similarly, families 

have accordingly been evidently 

rather diastrously torn apart by 

having clearly lost, loved ones. 

Yet indisputably so braindead 

and distinctively, discernibly 

unquestionably and actually 

categorically such distinctly 

ironic, and enthusiastically 

warmongering cretins like 

you, have eagerly decided 

to aptly keep on listening 

to all the intentional lies, 

these politicians tell you.  

Which should prompt the 

evident question: why 

then don't all these 

politicians who quite obviously 

from their very own distinctly 

selfish perspective are totally 

nothing more than endemic, 

or conditionally discernibly 

inured privileged and very 

self-entitled leaders of the 

so-called, free world; and 

the ones wholly selfishly, 

self-servingly and really 

very egregiously rather 

comprehensively aptly  

driven on by personal  

financial inducement, 

obligatorily naturally 

go out, and evidently   

dutifully fight on the 

front line manifestly 

of these wars which 

they like instigating 

if they truly believe 

in what they loudly 

proselytize is right,

and must be done?  

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

19 December 2021. 

Author's Remarks: 

The Daily Mail and its categorically likeminded sister paper the Sunday Mail are mostly read by women aged 58 years plus. Trollops who're either outright menopausally spent, or else in the dire throes of undergoing this crucially disturbingly traumatic and for them an undeniably distinctively, physically conceptual transformation in their otherwise distinctly pathetic and essentially unrewarding lives. 

And readily conjoined with them are the actually, evidently likemindedly, specifically dimwitted and basically intellectually challenged Karens; in essence trollops themselves and the undeniably prolific conceivers of the overwhelming majority of Britain's distinctly fatherless as well as fathers unknown, physical bastards; coupled most egregiously with likewise being the unrelenting, major beneficiaries of Britain's dole and social security system. 

That's specifically why the Daily and Sunday Mail relentlessly do aim their articles at these pillocks knowing full well that these so easily manipulated prats - the sort who consistently have Meghan quite specifically, but Harry as well, living rent free in their thick and obsessive heads - decidedly can't get enough of this distinctly specious Mail stuff.  

Dumber than dumb easily springs to mind, to be so blindly intoxicated as to realistically want to see this guff let alone actually believe it. But that's the white British master race for you and why evil and vile war criminals like Maggie Thatcher and Tony Blair could profitably wage their phoney and illegal wars and distinctly rather sickeningly so murderously get away with it.