The gainful Special Relationship between Britain and Bantu Saudi



By Stanley Collymore

All hail to the Special Relationship that exists between

Bantu Saudi and Britain and in gloriously celebrating

it prescient-mindedly acknowledging as we happily

remind ourselves too that nothing whatsoever on

earth is, or could ever possibly be conjured up

in the most fertile of vivid imaginations, to

seriously rival or in any way jeopardize

its continuation; not even the often

spoken of and proclaimed to be

profoundly admired, shared

and longstanding alliance

supposedly that subsists

between the United

States of America

and the United

Kingdom!

For Bantu Saudi and Britain are firmly conjoined as

any two purported nations can profitably and self-

interestedly ever be with each other and having

so much in common as they psychologically

and empathetically do – everything from

their wonderful in several instances pre

but basically medievally-inspired and Divine Rights

of hereditary monarchies, toadying crowd pleasing

spectacle of public beheadings, crucifixions

and absolutely sadistic and humiliating

floggings to chastisement-induced

bodily amputations, habitual

female subjugation and

unequivocally ghastly

Wahabi-instigated

and nauseatingly

exported acts

of terrorism.

All of these specifically designed to ensure that the

respective classes in Britain and Bantu Saudi so

assiduously controlled by the powers that be

not only know their predetermined and

divine allocated places in life but

moreover, thoroughly shielded

from the infernal curse and

strife of democracy coupled with its dangerous

and societally disruptive consequences, also

inflexibly stick to them and never essay

to absurdly, idiotically or in any other

way stray from the established way

of doing things by entertaining

notions of ever rising above

their indisputably defined

and prescribed stations.

Thus between them the authorities in Britain and

Bantu Saudi have clandestinely agreed that to

properly protect and guarantee the enduring

longevity of the British monarchy and the

compelling autocracy of Bantu Saudi

there was simply no way that this

highly dangerous ideology of

democracy compounded by the granting of human

rights or the tolerance of freedom of expression

would be allowed with a free hand either to

propagate and much less so fulsomely

blossom and unchallenged actually

permitted to survive within the

monarchical boundaries of

the United Kingdom.

And most certainly so not under any British regime

led by David Cameron, his Conservative Zionist

Nazis or their counterparts in the Lib-Dems

and Labtories; and unyieldingly tied to

the commission of this loathsome

bilateral warranty – in actuality

that Special Relationship that neither of these two

entities - Britain with the noteworthy exception

of the exceedingly principled and democracy-

loving Jeremy Corbyn naturally, nor its

Persian Gulf Bantustan, Bantu Saudi

would ever voluntarily permit the

status quo ante either to ever be

fundamentally challenged, or

given a snowflake in hell’s

chance of in the slightest

being necessarily or in

any achievable way

suitably reformed

either imminently

or remotely in

the distant

future.

© Stanley V. Collymore

30 October 2015.

Author’s Remarks:

To have the arch-medieval, sadistically barbaric, Wahabi-indoctrinated, savagely undemocratic, human rights violating, terrorism propagating coupled with the most brutish implementation of the worst heinous acts of terrorism; wholly unconscionable, comprehensively misogynistic and essentially the most repulsive elements of any living creatures on earth absurdly passing themselves off as human beings, putridly infecting and likewise infesting the Persian Gulf Bantustan entity of Bantu Saudi; camel-fuckers extraordinaire and with an old goat Salman as the current and purported monarch of this irredeemable cess pity of stomach-churning iniquity and himself not only a feral, psychopathic and incestuous pervert but also a proselytising aficionado and past master of the most horrendous acts of terrorism; it beggars belief that these desert vermin can have the audacity to mention themselves in the same breath as they scurrilously defame the name and integrity – the latter an alien and unattainable concept for these odious specimens of whatever species of parasites they belong to – of Jeremy Corbyn. Constituting the worst form of political sacrilege I can imagine, coming as it does from those to whom democracy hasn’t in the past, doesn’t or will it ever feature in the foreseeable future in their lexicon of barbaric activities. So shut up! And go mount a camel, Desert Scum, as you often do in preference to your biddable women!