Ode to the indomitable Seumas Milne!



By Stanley Collymore

Hang on a bit don’t I know you? Yes of course I do! You’re

that leftist, terrorist-loving twit who likes masquerading as

a serious journalist as you strive not only to befuddle the

heads of but as well perniciously and deliberately fool

your everyday Brit while premeditatedly incensing

those of us: people effectively like me, that these

ordinary people look up to and unconsciously

quite happily, endemically and traditionally

too, class-consciously know full well and

readily accept that by Divine Right are

born to rule them. So why then as you’ve consistently done

in the past, and still carry on doing to this day, purposely

go out of your way to unnecessarily upset and confuse

them with your far-fetched, treasonous and obviously

impracticable notions, compounded by your risible

assertions of their inalienable and, listen to this,

legal entitlement to them of universal human

rights, racial and gender equality and what

you leftists vaingloriously see, promote

as, and even absurdly guarantee aren’t

only the principles of democracy but

must also lawfully, constitutionally

and permanently be enshrined as

the only practical way forward

in relation to how the people

not just of Britain, but also

other societies worldwide

ought independently to

administer their own

individual country.

I ask you! Does such political blasphemy realistically

do anything positively either for our happy subjects –

citizens I mean – or the rest of us their superiors?

Of course not! For it only causes rancorous

divisions where previously none existed

and that ideally can’t be beneficial, by

any deduction, for the overall good

of our proud and unified nation,

the United Kingdom! And looked at pragmatically

and not through some idealistic and hopelessly

ill-conceived prism liberally fashioned in an

undoubtedly bizarre cauldron of the hatred

of our people and a fanatical derision for

your own country by you and others of

your sort and that unhappily you were

quite irresponsibly and significantly

dangerously indulged in, I earnestly

believe, by media outlets like the

Guardian, is it really any wonder

then that with him now the leader

of Britain’s Labour Party you’ve

rather shamelessly opted Seumas

Milne to explicitly and firmly

align yourself with another

traitor, terrorist lover and

obsessive hater of the

United Kingdom,

Jeremy Corbyn?

© Stanley V. Collymore

22 October 2015.

Author’s Remarks:

In my honest opinion, as well as by any objective analysis one can employ, Seumas Milne is undoubtedly and incomparably not only the best but equally by far the most straightforward, interesting to read, informative and principled journalist of any gender throughout the entire United Kingdom and furthermore, I firmly believe, has been so for a considerable time now, and rather pleasurably for me I don’t see him ever being remotely overtaken in that capacity; and most certainly NOT by the vainglorious, completely and unwarrantedly full of themselves, transparently ill-educated by any benchmark that one can devise - my maternal Grandmother lovingly implanted in my mind from the age of four when for the first time I formally attended primary school that book learning should never be equated with basic commonsense or for that matter genuine intelligence – and furthermore, profoundly educationally challenged and obtuse stenographers who when not two sheets to the wind would be hard-pressed to tell you what time of day it was, so effectively brainwashed are they in other words that the making of independent decisions that normal people habitually engage in during their everyday life is a Himalayan assignment for these robotically controlled freaks who simply do whatever it is that they’re told to do.

So understandably looking at it from their skewed perspective on life people like Seumas Milne are unsurprisingly regarded by them with the utmost suspicion and not only because he’s a far better journalist than they could ever be but principally too because he’s not psychologically like them nor is he the sort of person to demean himself and his values for the filthy lucre that these useless stenographers prostitute themselves for. For whichever way that one objectively assesses Seumas Milne it soon become demonstrably clear that compared to all of the others in his line of work he is one colossal giant in every plausible way when compared to or set beside the throng of unctuous stenographers that infest the plutocratic world of Pygmyland, or more fittingly put the misnomer that narcissistically and quite delusionally sees itself as the British mainstream media. So there’s certainly no need: pressing or otherwise, on my part for me to defend Seumas Milne who is fully proficient at defending himself.

However, as a longstanding and committed supporter of Jeremy Corbin I couldn’t resist the temptation to serve up some of these morons own and unpalatable medicine to these brain-dead detractors and vilifying castigators of both Seumas Milne and Jeremy Corbyn for their recently conjoined alliance that has thankfully really got up the noses of these imbecilic pillocks. For it powerfully confirms one thing at least, if there was any doubt at all about that which there never was, how completely petrified and intensely worried these perfidious and downright pernicious “Divine Righters”, class-privileged entrenched lowlife scum and the virulent enemies at every turn of real democracy are. For why else would they unremittingly keep spewing out the same noxious vomit that they do?So forgetting them and using irony and sarcasm in this poem to ridicule them I’ll simply say to Seumas Milne on your new and superb appointment as advisor to Jeremy Corbyn, welcome on board mate! And keep giving these lowlife scum nightmares.