By Stanley Collymore
If you're going to bullshit people
William at least be original inyour actions. This photo of
Louis, allegedly currently taken on his
6th birthday, was distinctly shown on
Good Morning America: distinctively
on the 24 April 2022 - obviously two
years ago - so, it's rather discernibly
literally not a current, or even a very
recent birthday photo really, simply.
But what the heck, you know those
sycophantically kissing, your really
over privileged ass based stupidly
on achievements you quite simply
didn't earn and really are basically
too thick to discernibly personally
acquire yourself are quite like you
obviously unquestionably literally
therefore, simply rather evidently,
not even quite distinctly remotely
among the sharpest implements
literally there, in the cutlery box!
And as for the Daily Mail, you
purport to be a newspaper,
so why don't you publish
what sensible people logically regard
as news; or at least, try to effectively
acquire the habit of simply doing so
rather than quite consistently being
the populist shit stirrer and actually
unquestionably mercenary maniac
I clearly half-expected that William
had seen sense, literally bearing in
mind the Windsors’ clear personal
connections with discernibly quite
wholesome moral figures actually
like clear favourites Jimmy Savile,
Bishop Peter Ball, Jeffrey Epstein,
and Rolf Harris, very undoubtedly
amongst several others and thus
had morally, sensibly chosen not
to simply use his son Louis, as a
PR prop; and, thus, consequently
refrain, from using Louis' picture
as evidently queer bait for those
with a strange fascination really
with other people's kids. Clearly
I was wrong! For either William,
you actually bowed to pressure
or just obviously couldn't resist
the opportunity - being the lazy
work shy bastard you evidently
undeniably are for more media
coverage, which you obviously
see as your indisputable right!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 April 2024.
Author's Remarks:
My readers will notice I've clearly made no reference to Kate Middleton which is rather deliberate; as Kate is distinctively and most unquestionably, very crucially and significantly quite essentially out of the equation! Obviously you’re rather at liberty to make of that what you will!
There's a specifically, and very evidently also a logical and distinctively poignant Barbadian saying that significantly says those whom the Devil literally envisions himself destroying, or has already quite surreptitiously done so he deceitfully as well as deceptively publicly and actually ostentatiously heaps great praise on!
I've already written my promised article on this Windsor saga but have decided not to publish it yet. Clearly, not for any legal reasons - in this scenario I simply don't give a fuck about those a clearly my research and sources are evidently impeccable.
Three copies: legally witnessed and, as well, countersigned are discernibly now in the "custody" of trusted associates in 3 distinct countries, while we obviously, very patiently wait for the Palace's most interesting explanation, of quite current events. No hurry on our part! As clearly, we'll be proven right. And besides, with my Bajan sense of humour, why spoil it for the self, and brainwashed plebeian, monarchical sycophants? Lol!
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