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Monday, 18 December 2023

Just piss off Santa Claus! For if ever there was a bogus Father Christmas you most certainly are him!


By Stanley Collymore 

Do bugger off! Whatever you call  
yourself and take your bloody  
reindeer with you! And truly  
put bluntly, it might be OK for some, like  
the self-evidently, obviously and simple  
characteristically, literally intellectually  
challenged; thoroughly dimwitted and  
very obviously, all those hapless Daily  
Mail quite brainwashed cretins along  
with the crowds of other distinctively  
and discernibly, gullible morons who  
daftly go along with this implausible  
crap, that you're obviously real; truly,  
and some would also say incredibly  
altruistic; and actually as well an all  
round, quite naturally a regular, and  
likewise too a literally decent chap!  
However quite logically and clearly  
sensibly, I'm not buying any of that  
very implausible garbage let alone  
have my head, simply poisonously  
bombarded and what's more vilely  
fatuously and equally too toxically  
inundated with all of that crap. As  
it's all evidently a bloody con, and  
as I really categorically well know  
already the world is unmistakably  
very simply saturated with far too  
many verminous, low-life morons  
for me to aptly, tacitly, complicitly  
or actually ignorantly ever permit  
myself, for the sake of unanimity,  
to crucially join forces with them.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
18 December 2023. 


Author's Remarks:  
Christmas - the one principal occasion in each year when noxious human hypocrisy conjoins to undeniably seek to temporarily expurgate what vile and pernicious beasts the human species consists of!
 

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