Poor Diana! She never had a realistic chance against this vile, malevolently toxic, infernal duo of evil Shand sisters!

By Stanley Collymore 

If Charles was a bloke working  
at Asda or some other British  
supermarket for that matter;  
these two slags: Camilla and her sister,  
very evidently, wouldn't have given him  
a second glance, and actually the very  
same can be truthfully said in relation  
to Ku Klux Kate Middleton undeniably  
in reference obviously distinctively to  
Charles' monarchical heir and clearly    
older son William. Which indubitably  
proves that the obvious elevation of  
these specific trollops is essentially  
all about money, power, status, and  
prestige; in an unquestionably truly  
overly and distinctly overtly, deeply  
entrenched; literally class-infested,  
and a most self-evidently basically  
manifestly, and rather distinctively  
unequal society that simply offers  
nothing more; and obviously quite  
transparently too nothing actually  
of measurable, or durable quality! 

And as for Camilla, now that she  
has lasciviously lured, and also  
very permanently secured her  
essentially, rather obviously, distinctly  
besotted with, very bloodshed soiled  
Tampax aficionado lover, she simply  
can't even bear, to live with him! Any  
more so, than a rather similarly very  
slow William who's also discovered  
that he himself obviously can't with  
the ingrained, gold digger slag that  
most obsessively stalked him; and  
who he several times evidently ran  
from and clearly in desperation did  
his quite level best to escape from  
her, but who actually nevertheless,  
consistently and simply purposely  
rather unrelentingly remorselessly  
chased after him encouraged and  
earnestly driven on by her actually  
obsessively addicted and patently  
manifestly, unquestionably, social  
climbing veteran and similarly too  
persistent mum Carole Middleton. 

A calculatedly and aptly no holds  
barred relentless pursuit that,  
quite obviously, inevitably  
caused the not really bright William, very  
basically like his father did with Camilla,  
to significantly, literally stupidly cave in!  
Now, belatedly, simply on William's part  
and obviously basically dissimilar from  
his dad's clearly unchanged position of  
being actually still unilaterally besotted  
with Camilla, the crucially fundamental  
truth of who, and what literally his wife  
Kate very unmistakably is; William has  
thus slowly, but rather distinctively too  
pulled up his personal drawbridge very    
relative to his wife that he evidently no  
longer effectively lives with! Obviously,  
and surreptitiously, undeniably has his  
adulterous affairs, evidently both ways;  
but, nevertheless, clearly have his own  
and Kate's PR teams crucially working  
overtime to essentially keep the racist    
serfs on whom they very transparently  
do heavily rely for their toxic adulation  
and undeniably too, a rather obviously  
and discernibly increasingly societally  
challenged monarchy very clearly just  
limping along; but, according to these  
PR briefings, and relentless, rightwing  
rags rampant propaganda, everything  
in this very lavish monarchical garden  
is irrefutably happy and naturally rosy.  
Ist das nicht so William? Undoubtedly  
wrong, as it's simply optics to anyone  
with a snippet of intellectual acumen! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
31 December 2023. 

Author's Remarks:

With his plethora of mistresses, and other lovers, Charles distinctively with the overtly gross assumptions, of his own undeniably and clearly essentially rather obviously unparalleled and also unquestionably, sense of his superior importance, most probably had both of the Shand sisters as his joint mistresses; but actually obliged to, as Charles was clearly putty in their hands, enforcedly opted  for the less hideous looking of the two as his prospective wife, and once Diana was dead, as his future queen! And clearly what an unquestionably, discernibly, undeniably odious, thoroughly malevolent and a most blatant and brazenly egregious duo of very undoubtedly, unmistakeably, distinctively; evidently literally, characteristically rather verminous specimens of very debilitating toxicity, purportedly and evilly, ludicrously masquerading as members of the fairer sex, these two distinctively calamitously evil Shand sisters irrefutably are! That very effectively as well as obviously efficiently plotted Diana's demise and with the clear support of her husband Charles, bold as brass then turned their remaining lethal fire equally effectively as well evidently similarly detrimental on all other serious contenders who they regarded as being in the frame of being rather quite genuinely competition prospective competitors, like the Australian "Kanga" Tryon, who herself was quite discernibly murdered as Diana was! Mission accomplished as they say, on the part of these quite diabolical Shand sisters; and Charles every bit the besotted and controlled accomplice! Rather risibly and pathetically so as he still is! Courtesy of the Shand duo! 

Even the Daily Mail, now a vile prominent standard bearer for the Windsor family; the very decadent too, Gang of Four: Charles, Camilla, William and Kate and in tandem too with their respective PR teams, most of whom either routinely collaborate with the Daily Mail or are obviously seconded to it for actually creating and essentially supplying these plethora of nonsensical stories to it to tart up the odiously, evilly, toxic narrative, pertaining not just to the Windsors themselves but similarly also, the Shand, Parker Bowles and evidently the Middleton families; very discernibly in the past really believed that Kanga Tryon was actually murdered, after an initially failed attempt on her life when she was actually pushed from a top floor window of the London clinic where she was very enforcedly being hospitalized. 

In that rather murderous attempt on her life Kanga Tryon was obviously crippled for life and never walked again! Her own husband, quite cuckolded by Charles as Camilla Paker Bowles husband was, but two vile clowns, more concerned in class ridden, feudal Britain about societal ties to the monarchy than moral decency, or as well honesty, very self-servingly went along with what Charles was vilely doing; evidently, of course, distinctively actually financially remunerated by Charles from all that money on which he clearly never pays any inheritance tax, plus the rather vast wealth he also obtains from those who've died without making wills! And on which no tax is similarly paid. So literally you don't actually need to have a Mensa IQ to obviously intelligently work out and likewise also realize that the husband of Kanga Tryon was essentially paid off, by Charles himself, identically as Camilla's ex, quite similarly has been. And who in addition is now a columnist at the Daily Mail: itself a clearly ardent mouthpiece now of the said Windsors, that heralded Camilla's ex being a guest of honour at Charles' Christmas celebrations held at Sandringham, while childishly deriding Harry, Meghan and their children from being "sensibly" left off that guest list. Omitting, most conveniently, to tell you that all previous invitations tendered to Harry and Meghan by Liz Windsor to be at Sandringham at Christmas time were staunchly turned down by them; so why would they accept one now in 2023 or be quite keen to do so with Murderers Inc. white racist Karen and Ku Klux Kate Middleton her likeminded spouse William and truly the rest of them there? A question posed to those who're not actually intellectually challenged, which obviously rules out all the racist lowlifes, the Daily Mail's hacks and its surfeit of serf aficionados totally enamoured obviously with feudal Britain languishing in the 21st Century! 

But there was a time when the Daily Mail before its distinctly massive largesse, in bribes, from the Windsors, and in whose pockets it has now staunchly ensconced itself, regarded the deaths both of Diana and Kanga Tryon as what they obviously and essentially always were and literally always will be – PREMEDITATED AND CALCULATED MURDER! 

A couple who observed Diana's killing in that Paris tunnel have years ago and as well contemporaneously then candidly outlined what they saw and to this day have rather steadfastly distinctly stuck to their story; and they've nothing to gain from doing so as they're not British! And why is the autopsy report that was quite contemporaneously obviously and also directly carried out on Diana within that French hospital, still evidently officially sealed? And on whose instructions; the British or the French? Again, you don't need a Mensa IQ to fathom that out! 

As for Kanga Tryon herself, she stated quite categorically that she was actually pushed and her attempted murder then was not a suicide bid on her part. Rather ironically the Daily Mail clearly then, not in the financial pockets of the Windsors, evidently believed her! And I suggest you rather sensibly do actually read the Daily Mail's article of October 2008 by one of its columnists Christopher Wilson. The article, which is quite detailed is actually entitled: "The lonely death of Charles's other mistress!" There is also a Channel 4 documentary on Kanga Tryon that very clearly leaves no doubt whatsoever that she was MURDERED! And the obviously debilitating injuries that Kanga Tryon did receive, as the actual documentary High Society aptly succinctly pointed out and Kanga Tryon also confirmed herself prior to her death, was essentially as a direct murder attempt on her life! 

Kanga Tryon effectively died two months after Diana was murdered and the same period of time prior to her 50th birthday! And who are the principal beneficiaries of these two deaths? And just look at the gradual but nevertheless quite relentless transformation, with the Daily Mail's very active participation in all of this, of these players being relentlessly drawn into the actual makeup of the new British rather so-called monarchical family. 

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if they give themselves a new name as well to actually, simply accommodate the newcomers in this new set up! God help you! As you'll definitely need all His help, if you're not a dim-witted and gullible serf, I assure you! But one thing is for sure. Distinctly and most significantly the Shands and the Parker Bowles, even more so than the Middletons will all be outstandingly elevated in this feudal and class ridden serf entrenched Britain of yours to be the new hereditary elites with accompanying hereditary titles and matching gongs. And, of course, they and the Middleton brood will ultimately as well incestuously intermarry. So there you have it; and a hearty welcome to feudal Britain in the 21st Century!

White supremacist British hacks yet have no genuine commanding grasp of their alleged English Language!

By Stanley Collymore 

Ring any bells Daily Mail? Well of
course it does but really isn't a
problem actually with all the
customarily, undeniably very thoroughly
intellectually challenged morons you're
constantly used to dealing with, and to
whom education is so obviously, really  
relevant to, as a lighted fire cracker up
the very bared ass of a rather penitent
but really sinful nun! Seriously though,  
in spite of all your crucially, financially
rewarded remunerations Daily Mail; in
short very considerable bribes, by the
Palace PR operatives, effectively with  
those of the obviously noxious, Gang
of Four: Charles, Camilla, William and
distinctively Ku Klux Kate Middleton's
PR teams, these Windsors simply are  
distinctly, nothing more than pathetic
individuals, and rather actually so the
women, living luxurious but basically
clearly evidently sad lives. And if you
think I'm wrong, which I'm absolutely  
certain that I'm not, just you actually,
really try imagining, or manifestly so
crucially living in a world of unreality
where you're simply only recognized  
or obviously acknowledged because  
of the expensive clothing, which you
are undoubtedly wearing. Get where
I'm  really significantly coming from?

Meanwhile, as is now consistently
common between them William
and Kate will look anywhere
rather than at each other. And naturally
plainly rather obviously so because, to
put it mildly, there's a quite significant
split between the two of them! Rather  
self-evidently their romance, crucially
contrived, as it always was, has gone  
kaput; but even so, baldy William still  
desperately needs the clear and very
like minded as himself literally racist
Kate very obviously and significantly  
for the optics while clearly for Kate's
part; this evilly noxious, Karen racist,
has stalked too hard to arbitrarily let
William go, so the pantomime of the
two of them obviously intensely and
quite committedly in love carries on,
thanks to their respective PR teams;
the massively bribed Daily Mail, and
its sycophantic hacks! This, despite
Kate and William rather distinctively
specifically living basically separate  
lives in evidently different locations,
naturally distanced from each other.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
26 December 2023. 

Author's Remarks:
Very few of these quite so-called royals would because of a rather marked lack of intellectual acumen and natural ability, stemming very obviously from rabid, incestuous inbreeding, truly be able to actually earn a truly, naturally proper living in the real world, which the honest rest of us ordinary folk do normally live in. 

And what any truly, genuinely intelligent and honest person will readily detect with this sorry bunch of Windsors in this distinctly vile Christmas farce, is a bunch of obviously wealthy people distinctly ostentatiously going to church in unquestionably quite expensive clothes when clearly none of them are particularly religious; and who moreover, routinely live lives which very normally generally encompass crucially breaking pretty much most or all of the 10 Commandments! Some Christian's eh! 

And how tawdry and farcical your quite sick projections are onto Harry, Meghan as well as their children, when crucially most sadly but likewise inconvenient for you - as you racist sort don't neither like dealing with nor having to handle reality especially of the sort that impacts most uncomfortably on your rank and toxic stupidity, like this highly embarrassing for you realization - that a certain privately owned helicopter is effectively spotted almost daily rather significantly leaving Kensington Palace, undoubtedly where William actually lives, to travel to Windsor where Kate hangs our! 

The unequivocal conclusion being that Kate and William live separate lives and very apart from each other, and furthermore at different locations. Quite discernibly so as Charles and Camilla do and have done ever since they got married, and similarly also as Liz and Philip did for some 3 decades of their lives and Phil dying in the arms of his mistress, with Liz nowhere present. But hey! Keep your undeniably sick fantasies going about these rather odiously noxious individuals, as you likewise create your own racist maladroit and malevolent ones going in relation to Meghan and Harry and their wholly innocent children if it makes your sick lives palatable to yourselves. Just as long as you do at some time realize that these feelings and suppositions of yours are simply what they are - just that! Your odious fantasies! Literally coming from sick and lowlife, unproductive minds; and, as such, have no relevance to the reality that the rest of us, who're actually sane, deal with each and every day, unlike your useless and sick selves, of our productive lives!

A people odiously poisoned by the adulation of monarchy can never attain social freedom and equality!

By Stanley Collymore 

More daily Windsor propaganda!    
Don't they ever get sick of it?    
Propaganda much worse    
than that of the Joseph Goebbels era,    
but quite distinctively, German all the    
same in its undeniably characteristic    
and evidently indoctrinizing concept;    
so Josef Goebbels would have been    
quite impressed effectively, by what    
these Windsors are basically, doing;    
knowing besides, they're all of them    
on both sides undoubtedly German!    
Furthermore, the Daily Mail that is a    
literally principal player in all of this,    
and most evidently too, with its still    
discernibly ongoing and very proud    
and actually racist Nazi credentials    
was very unquestionably a staunch    
supporter of, and advocate for Das    
Dritte Reich literally throughout the    
whole duration of World War 2 and    
still obviously, earnestly wishes for    
the clearly unhampered recurrence    
of the same autocratic Nazi Jahre! 

C) Stanley V. Collymore    
25 December 2023. 

Author's Remarks:  
Thanks, I say most ironically Daily Mail, for yet more vile, pointless and mindboggling, totally sycophantic articles about these Windsor spongers! Which unquestionably readily prompts from me, as someone who avowedly does believe in democracy, why don't the Daily Mail, its hired hacks, equally those who're seconded from the Windsors' PR teams to the Daily Mail, as well as those self- evidently in the employment of Buckingham Palace and who maintain the financially bribery list on which the Daily Mail is undoubtedly and quite staunchly located on; why with the lot of you so enamoured with the quite useless Windsors, and rather attendant so with your trolls and the surfeit of distinctly sycophantic serfs who likewise obviously do, not simply and happily on your own fund the Windsors' lavish lifestyle! Simply go ahead and do so, as I have no problem at all with that. But you don't or won't will you? 

And most sickeningly so your cheerleaders at the Daily Mail are among the worst offenders of this hate-inducing, racist, Nazi rag the Daily Mail among the worst offenders, as far as being serial and undoubtedly very serious tax avoiders where the UK is concerned; with the billions of Pounds Sterling that the Daily Mail's owners routinely make off you gullible, dim-witted, brainwashed and highly intellectually challenged, likeminded racist morons, being routinely ploughed into off shore bank accounts, and in most ironically of places, several Caribbean destinations. 

Leaving it to the poor saps in the UK to actually fund the Windsors' various work avoidance schemes; while ignorant as well of the fact that the Daily Mail continues to avidly support a medievally feudal, Middle Ages system of populace control that's wholly incompatible with the principles of democracy, equality of opportunity, meritocracy, societal recognition; and the  inalienable right to constructively and profitably, altruistically exploit one's own abilities; quite unhindered in doing so, regardless of one's race or biological ethnicity! 

Cap doffing at its most sycophantic! A people aptly poisoned by the fatuous adulation of a quite pointless monarchy in the 21st Century can never seriously expect to obviously, realistically be granted, or ever allowed to attain social freedom and equality! 

What utter mugs, these British lowlifes with no real meaningful lives of their own are - basically standing for hours to wave to total strangers who essentially literally couldn't care less about them. Cap doffing at its most sycophantic. And basically, those who worship these Windsors are quite undoubtedly not normal, and effectively really sick!

How can you falsely claim something does not exist, when it really doesn't exist, Daily Mail?

By Stanley Collymore 

Only when you're of the purblind

and thoroughly, intellectually
challenged mindset truly
of actually, absolute morons like hack
Lettice Bromovsky clown at the Daily
Mail and the very toxically ingrained
pillocks who really infest, and sadly
obviously control Hill View Primary
School that is distinctively located
in Bournemouth, Dorset! Basically,
in England and Wales, and Dorset
is in England, the Age of Criminal
Responsibility is evidently clearly
and likewise irrefutably 10 years;
and it crucially accounts for why
Jon Venables: naturally aged 10
at the time, and literally the joint
killer very obviously with Robert
Thompson really, of 2 years old
James Bulger, rather irrefutably
so in Bootle, distinctly a district
of Merseyside in 1993; actually
attendant with the literal arrest,
charge, criminal trial, justifiably
a guilty verdict as regards both
of these killers aptly and rather 

warrantedly got imprisonment. 

And while Robert Thompson

was released from prison
after serving 8 years in
jail, Jon Venables, who quite recently
lost a parole appeal, is still in prison;
because it's unquestionably actually
objectively considered, too much of
a societal risk; and also undeniably
far too dangerous to effectively let
this sociopathic psychopath really 

out again literally, on to the actual
streets of Britain. Discernibly only
10 years old let's not significantly
or essentially conveniently forget
when Jon Venables, undoubtedly
a murderer and self-evidently too
simply did pay the actual penalty
for his crime although according
to the aforementioned, distinctly
toxically and evilly sick assholes,
at Hill View Primary School plus,

actually of course the Daily Mail,
10 and even 11 year olds on the
verge of moving, to a secondary
school are rather too vulnerable
and also innocent to be told the
obvious truth that Santa Clause
and Father Christmas are fakes. 

However these same prized cunts
have no problem whatsoever in
actually disregarding the two
actual genders that actually and rather

crucially, do properly biologically exist
not by any means, actually exclusively
between Homo sapiens, but distinctly
likewise, every other living species on
Planet Earth; and consequently, while
happily supporting the parole board's
stance on Jon Venables who actually
became, let's not conveniently forget,
a murderer at the age of 10, cynically
cannot see the irony, acrid hypocrisy,
and the sick egregious contradiction
on their part, in not only being totally
and clearly rather virulently opposed
to10 and 11years old being naturally
told the truth about Santa Claus and
Father Christmas, obviously that the
latter is very evidently a commercial
creation of the Coca Cola company! 

But quite idiotically as well rather
supportive of kids as young as
5 years old risibly but clearly
rather sickeningly on the part of these
so-called teachers and fundamentally
braindead educationalists essentially
determining unilaterally, what gender
these said kids should really actually
on a whim, quite undeniably allocate
to themselves in simply comparable
addition obviously, to what personal
pronoun: he, she, him or her - that in
their fantasy world, they say they do
wish to be annotated to themselves.
No wonder really that the British so-
called educational system is simply
in the quite fucking mess it's in and
unquestionably effectively crucially,
really getting very noticeably worse
with manifestly, patently demented
sociopaths clearly like those at Hill
View Primary School within Dorset
quite obviously anywhere near it in
any imaginable capacity whatever!
Pillocks quite consistently against
and simply, diametrically opposed
to abled children, very sensibly for
them and clearly too their rational
development very honestly simply
told the truth; but crucially having
no qualms whatsoever in nakedly
and superciliously, lying to them! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
19 December 2023. 

Author's Remarks:
Having decided before I entered grammar school at the age of 10 that I wanted to be an academic this ambition of mine was encouraged massively by family members, friends and my English Master; a truly iconic figure, still Is to this day by the myriads of students he taught and those who knew and deeply respected him although he has now passed away. Mr Kenneth G. Doughlin, that's his name, told me and assiduously taught me that to become a first rate teacher and educationalist one need to get the requisite and significant experience required of actual working situations and dealing with real people and different aspects of life, rather than on leaving grammar school going directly into university and then thereafter back into an educational environment without any experience of the real world and the people who diversely inhabit and work in it. 

Without belabouring the point I did do a number of significant jobs prior to my actually embarking on my university training to become an Academic, and even then I didn't stop studying, learning and working additionally, as I still do, with people and related projects, while simply ascertaining how best and most effectively they can develop themselves while getting the best possible out of their life's opportunities; something that from my own perspective will be ongoing until the day I die! 

My earliest thorough work experience was training and working as a Psychiatric Nurse in the NHS at Clifton Hospital on the outskirts of the City of York in Yorkshire. Then subsequently embarking on my SRN training. Clifton Hospital, one of Britain's oldest and most established was like the overwhelming majority of such institutions decommissioned, discarded or callously and profiteeringly, self-servingly sold off by Maggie Thatcher, her Tories and likewise succeeding British regimes on the lying pretext that the inmates and patients in them could and would be better served if they were let loose - my interpretation not these political morons' - into the general community. 

I mean people who ranged from the very mentally and recurrently depressed to those who were sent to Clifton Hospital as a consequence of being sectioned by the courts and medical authorities as a grave menace to society and who I personally closely worked with as part of their treatment. But what does it matter when vast amounts of money are to be made by advantageously disposing of what's quite literally state assets. I was long gone by the time this happened but it doesn't take one with a Mensa IQ to have worked out what the dire consequences associated with the egregious actions of these UK regimes would entail. A state of affairs where an adult male caught on CCTV by the farm owner who had set up the system after a number of his calves had rather mysteriously died, catching in the act the actual sexual abuser of these calves and their mothers, convicted for his crime but spared jail because his girlfriend forgave him. A lunatic who should be in a secure mental institution but they're all virtually gone. Likewise the lunatics who work at and apparently control Hill View Primary School in Bournemouth Dorset, who very recently vilified and pilloried a female supply teacher for telling 10 and 11 year olds on the verge of attending secondary school, when asked, that Santa Clause isn't real. I suggest that you research this story on the internet and the asinine reaction of these demented morons at Hill View Primary towards this female teacher. A situation unsurprisingly exacerbated by the Daily Mail's hack, Lettice Bromowsky who claimed in her headline requisite to this article that this teacher "falsely claimed" that Santa Claus does not exist. You're obviously Polish and of Yid extraction, Lettice Bromowsky, so what if taking your asinine approach significant numbers of people claimed it's a false presumption that Germany never invaded Poland in 1939 and the so-called European holocaust which your sort very exclusively profit from to the tune of billions annually in Germany's Wiedergutmachen Compensation Scheme, is a financial travesty as the European holocaust is a fantasy that never happened? 

As I always do with every aspect of my work I do my research very meticulously and this Hill View Primary School situation was no different. In the process of my research I pulled up a plethora of mug shots of those connected with the school and although amongst the plethora of them they were mainly female - real or assumed gender - there were equally a few who looked like "men". Nevertheless as far as this cringe lot were concerned I found myself instinctively catapulted back to those days at Clifton Hospital and the wards housing the patients compulsorily sent by the courts to be incarcerated there, and to be perfectly honest with you I must admit I burst out laughing, as I recalled seeing hugely much saner looks on the faces of the patients in those wards then, despite them being certifiable lunatics, than I was observing looking at the mugs of those associated with Hill View Primary School in, Bournemouth Dorset in 2023. With the additional thought in my head that these are the ingrained pillocks with so-called responsibility for the developing minds of Britain's children. Worst luck! 

Little wonder then that the headmistress of Hill View Primary School and her motley crew not only avidly believe in Santa Claus and are immensely averse to a sensible and logical supply teacher telling these kids the truth; but furthermore actually want this lady out of the teaching profession, when most astoundingly these very same demented morons do actively promote the absurd notion that 5 year olds can and should exclusively have the quite inalienable right to determine their own biological gender, whether they're sexually male, female or whatever else they rather stupidly and infantilely choose to be, as well as what pronoun is quite applicable to themselves. Truly lunatic by any objective analysis! Thankfully, I astutely perceived such asinine developments occurring before they actually did, quit the British system and moved to Germany; a decision I've never for a solitary moment regretted! 

For how the hell can Britain, seriously lacking them by all accounts, develop or have proper scientists when it has such morons in its educational system not only telling but actually reinforcing in the minds of secondary entrance school kids that an obese white man dressed in fancy gear, sitting in a standard sleigh pulled by reindeer with an amazing ability to fly, can considerably faster than Concorde would ever have been able to complete such a task; dart around the entire globe in a single night delivering presents rather altruistically to every presumably well behaved child in all the world's diverse geographical zones! 

Makes no sense logically and moreover effectively blunts all genuine scientific interests. Fables and make up stories are one thing and precisely what they actually are; tell them by all means if you want to, but similarly explain that that’s exactly what they are, nowt but fanciful concoctions.  And if your response to that is, that it spoils the magic and fun – significantly based on lies, let’s not forget – then you too need to bloody well grow up!

Just piss off Santa Claus! For if ever there was a bogus Father Christmas you most certainly are him!

By Stanley Collymore 

Do bugger off! Whatever you call  
yourself and take your bloody  
reindeer with you! And truly  
put bluntly, it might be OK for some, like  
the self-evidently, obviously and simple  
characteristically, literally intellectually  
challenged; thoroughly dimwitted and  
very obviously, all those hapless Daily  
Mail quite brainwashed cretins along  
with the crowds of other distinctively  
and discernibly, gullible morons who  
daftly go along with this implausible  
crap, that you're obviously real; truly,  
and some would also say incredibly  
altruistic; and actually as well an all  
round, quite naturally a regular, and  
likewise too a literally decent chap!  
However quite logically and clearly  
sensibly, I'm not buying any of that  
very implausible garbage let alone  
have my head, simply poisonously  
bombarded and what's more vilely  
fatuously and equally too toxically  
inundated with all of that crap. As  
it's all evidently a bloody con, and  
as I really categorically well know  
already the world is unmistakably  
very simply saturated with far too  
many verminous, low-life morons  
for me to aptly, tacitly, complicitly  
or actually ignorantly ever permit  
myself, for the sake of unanimity,  
to crucially join forces with them.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
18 December 2023. 

Author's Remarks:  
Christmas - the one principal occasion in each year when noxious human hypocrisy conjoins to undeniably seek to temporarily expurgate what vile and pernicious beasts the human species consists of!
 

Get off your knees you sad, pathetic serfs! It's the 21st Century not the bloody Dark Ages!

By Stanley Collymore 

It's high time for this expensive    

pantomime to end! Obviously    
so, discernibly quite relative    
to a very privileged bunch of taxpayer    
funded, quite pretend celebrities, but    
unquestionably, in reality, a basically    
incestuously inbred; really medieval    
mindset, unquestionably effectively    
obviously very thoroughly outdated    
but all the same accepted by many    
in the lower strata naturally as well    
the social climbing elements of an    
entrenched rather class-structured  
British society, as well as evidently    
among their overseas kin; not only    
living in but simply having through    
their clearly, odiously perpetrated    
genocidal practices; so irrefutably    
and distinctively rather inhumanly    
effectively carried out against the
indigenous peoples whose actual    
countries they very unwarrantedly    
and most unwelcomingly entered! 

Then, having barbarically usurped    
the human rights and ownership    
of these essentially indigenous
inhabitants, who legitimately as well as
morally obviously own these countries,
crucially took absolute control of what
wasn't their own; then and literally still
forcibly do exert their own undeniably
dishonest ownership and, unilaterally,
deceitful control, over these evidently
indigenous peoples, and rather vitally  
their countries; quite essentially as if    
both categories were manifestly and    
unquestionably, really their medieval
chattel: human -wise as well as land
aggrandizement - to do with, as they
wished; while earnestly, wanting the
European lands they left and clearly    
most specifically so Britain to really    
be this exclusive haven of, and only    
for supposedly actually Aryan white
Caucasians, and rather additionally    
and actually specifically in the UK's    
case a viable ongoing monarchical    
system; fittingly, really devoid of all
democracy on the insane pretence    
that it's a vital tradition, and clearly    
conventional normalcy, and simply    
in the best interests of the country. 

Therefore financially, societally and
likewise from a stability point of    
view, it was clearly absolutely    
necessary that Britain should evidently  
quite continuously remain a monarchy    
as per norm, and effectively attendant    
too with the obviously very customary    
value input from its crucially, naturally  
and likely evidently, loyally hereditary    
sources, simply significantly assisted    
of course by the very wealthy! Clearly    
cognizant, in all of this, that the serfs
effectively because of who and what
they really actually are; very naturally
and simply realistically have no part,
or should ever intelligently think that
they unquestionably do in all of this! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
17 December 2023. 

Author's Remarks:    
Laughably, were it not so glaringly and sickeningly pathetic, these are the very same sycophantic serfs who basically quite readily, enthusiastically and rather publicly, rather shamelessly do stupidly but nevertheless most fervently declare their conspicuously and evidently, aptly ill-founded pride and patently recurrent, quite unquestionably also, encouraged odious and toxic sycophancy by being unquestioningly a daft supplicant to the vaunted offspring of bygone barbarous warlords and very ruthlessly murderous tyrants. Surely you and your vile gullible sort need your heads examining! 

And likewise too blind in your obviously entrenched brownnosing to realize or even see that the Church of England, the Monarchy itself and the State: this unholy trinity, are quite complicit and likewise very active in keeping you sad and pathetic serfs in what they actually, distinctly and obviously quite evidently see in your case, as "your proper place".

What stinking hypocrisy!

By Stanley Collymore 

To the purblind cunt purportedly 

from Freiburg in Switzerland, 

which I rather much doubt 

as he has very evidently spelt Freiburg 

incorrectly; but who, in the absolutely 

quite unlikely event that he is, is truly 

in all probability, very obviously a UK 

tax dodger; actually, a prized moron,

all the same, using this pseudonym, 

lone sailor, clearly not imaginatively 

with prats like this one and actually 

very specifically so, as Switzerland 

has no navy, which I imagine, most 

of his supporters on the Daily Mail 

are rather similarly ignorant of but 

what does it actually matter, since 

the basic issue at stake with them 

isn't facts but really their basically 

distinctly and likewise undeniably 

most deeply ingrained racism. So 

this odious moron, very laughably 

posits this question; can the UK's 

Prime Minister, basically together 

with his family, send a Christmas 

card and too attendant greetings 

to white people, or anyone else if 

the Sunak family aren't genuinely 

committed, religiously practising 

Christians. The simply ridiculous 

and a quite abundantly ludicrous 

assumption so asininely coming 

from this toxic moron being that 

whites and crucially British ones 

are very indisputably Christian's! 

Well I've news for this pathetic 

racist sociopath who is as 

ignorant as they come; 

millions of non Christian's of every race, 

creed or none at all, routinely celebrate 

Christmas, that originally was actually 

authentically and, quite actually, to all 

intents and purposes essentially, still 

is, a pagan festival that was hijacked 

by early European Christian converts 

to give this new Christian religion, of 

theirs, some credibility and basically 

undeniably, much needed popularity. 

And obviously so in Britain where in 

2023, and quite essentially the 21st 

Century the vast majority of Britons 

still aren't authentically, even by the 

most fanciful stretch of one's quite 

vivid imagination, undoubtedly real  

Christians! Something that even all 

those that stupidly state otherwise 

simply can't logically, substantiate! 

As most Britons have simply never 

really entered a church;  much less 

so gone into one patently routinely 

throughout their life except maybe 

for a funeral or the rare wedding in 

what's still essentially bastardized 

Britain so essentially know bugger 

all about what essentially goes on 

in these churches, rather requisite 

to the Christian religion, as they're 

not congregations, in any of them. 

So here we have atheists, agnostics 

and even pagans still jumping on 

this very fortuitous Christmas 

bandwagon when essentially for most of 

them it's unquestionably nowt else really 

but a festive endeavour actually to stuff 

their faces, get drunk, happily fornicate 

with one's neigbours and very casually 

fuck the office slags at the customary 

office party, on the very one occasion 

that these tarts are quite content not 

to be laughably, working from home! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

16 December 2023. 

Author's Remarks:

"Dreaming of a white Christmas just like it used to be," delusionally says another vile, racist idiot using the inflated pseudonym  of Major Sensible; but obviously far too cowardly like all of his sort to openly state their racism and put an actual real name to who they actually are. Just like some very obvious Karen slapper using the evidently bogus pseudonym of Sandra Wareham, she likewise has others as the comments by her likewise in the Daily Mail are exactly word for word; so it's not that difficult to literally work out her lack of IQ. She too, apparently has living accommodation not only across the length and breadth of the UK but likewise in Australia, New Zealand and unsurprisingly Canada, three of the genocidally-stolen and actually acquired  locations for such whites who take great offence to Britain having a British born, raised, educated and wealthy human being of Asian extraction as PM of Britain. Quite okay for foreigner and immigrant Boris Kemal Johnson to be, never mind that it was his Turkish grandfather who urged and successfully persuaded the then Sultan of the Ottoman Empire to join forces with Germany against Britain in World War 1, where the UK lost over I million combat forces. 

Boris isn't Christian and none of the UK's recent PMs were or actually are; but hey, like the majority of white Britons it doesn't matter as they crucially have in common what really matters; their white superior, most laughably, Caucasian ethnicity!