The trust-funded Wallahs of a distinctly invidiously, class-entrenched Britain!

By Stanley Collymore 

They're wealthy: not however by  

dint of hard work on their part  
or any skills applied through  
intellectual acumen - since in the latter  
category, they simply possess no such  
things and, in the former instance, the  
concept of work, hard or otherwise, is  
aptly a basically alien notion, to every  
one of these categorically effectually  
self-entitled and naturally discernibly  
privileged parents or legal guardians  
who individually, and similarly jointly  
too, regard their rampant obsession  
with social climbing rather evidently  
as a distinct rite of passage, to fully  
and essentially permanently, during  
their life time distinctively establish  
themselves, as the core epitome of  
Britain's irrefutably deserving elites. 

For having already fervently ensured  
that these sickeningly spoilt brats  
are quite massively, financially  
well catered for, then unsurprisingly but  
nevertheless quite amorally packed off  
automatically to these unquestionably  
termed academic and quite overrated  
but, all the same, literally outlandishly
really expensive, boarding schools; in  
true effect publicly hyped institutions  
quite evidently, significantly charging
crucially exorbitant, high school fees,  
they're simply aware these clients of
theirs can actually afford to pay, and  
too, are even additionally very happy  
and clearly contented to really do so  
because evident snob appeal aside:  
"Look at us and how rather wealthy  
we are", both sides, undoubtedly of  
this extant, quite snobbish coin are  
fully conversant with and generally  
obviously, similarly evidently too in  
total agreement with the idea, that  
this skilfully crafted, conspiracy of  
theirs will basically determine that  
just the likes, of these distinctively  
undeniably ultra-rich, and similarly  
specifically well connected, will of  
course have this fitting head start. 

Wholesale beneficiaries then, of a  
well-orchestrated and effectively  
also, an undeniably, thoroughly  
pervasive and likewise a commandingly
literally entrenched and totally, noxious
societal discrimination, specifically, as
well, characteristically and undeniably
significantly augmenting both natural  
ability or equally none at all; since it's
transparently money, which is clearly  
the obvious and quite relevant factor  
that pertinently will be the automatic  
and final determinator of who'll thus,  
eventually, be the heralded, masters,
rulers and debauched controllers of  
an hereditarily monarchically based  
but actually, no proletarian involved
participatory role in any of this very
crucial decision making process of  
what’s unquestionably still, a class  
and money, quite obsessed Britain! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore

1 November 2023. 

Author's Remarks:  
My personal congratulations to you, as you've passed your interview with flying colours as we very obviously knew that you would and only asked you in so you could crucially get a genuine feel of the place, as it were, before you essentially commenced your important career with us. To us, it's really quite irrelevant what you simply studied at university or what grades you got. What does matter to us is the school you went to; and you have quite literally hit the jackpot there! So a hearty welcome as you come aboard. 

Facts: Most senior management staff of the NHS and other government and local authority quangos in the UK are in situ because of the public schools they literally went to, and not their academic qualifications nor least so undoubtedly their relevant experience, which is often zero. But what evident short falls which they do undeniably have are irrefutably and very comfortably made up through nepotism and cronyism. 

There was obviously also a time, when local constituency political parties did select who they wanted to represent them in parliament if their chosen man or woman candidate effectively won in that election. Not so anymore, as these locals have no say these days and truly are basically nothing more than rubber stamps. 

In come the public school wallahs, who work as interns for the existing MPs at Westminster and when the latter retires or is booted out these interns who are never local men or women and usually as well quite unknown to the average local party member, as that departed MP's replacement and the full support of the grifters at Party HQ!