Has Kate Middleton as yet, quite mastered the skill of walking on water as well?

By Stanley Collymore 

Kate Middleton giving her brats a

normal life oozes her dreadfully
and risibly literally infatuated
father-in-law, discernibly self-evidently
literally undoubtedly no classic father
himself evidently, by any sane means
and who by his own admission had a
really lousy upbringing with distinctly
pathetically hopeless parents, simply
as he himself, clearly unquestionably
subsequently became when crucially
he too, evidently became a biological
father and purported parent of sorts!
So Charles' recommendations I'll not
take as gospel logically to what Kate
is doing! Anyway, it's all essentially a
load of bullshit! A normal life literally
enjoyed by these sprogs? Truly what
planet does Charles' actually solitary
brain cell reside on? Fittingly Normal
would clearly be, to automatically go
to the local council operated school! 

Playing games or just relaxing with
other children of the same age
in a local park and simply
without having armed security routinely
in tow. Effectively, very unquestionably
simply having the undoubted freedom
while growing up and undeniably also
in adulthood to essentially determine
and literally make one's own choices
in life, rather than being obviously so
indoctrinated in as to what one can't
or shouldn’t do. And it crucially sure
as Hell, simply isn't remotely normal
to live in a bubble of privilege, where
you effectively specifically dream up
PR projects, or essentially have your
numerous lackeys quite distinctively
do that for you, simply to boost your
own discernibly non competitive but
basically and unquestionably all the
same that self-entitled ego of yours! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
14 November 2023. 

Author's Remarks:
It's a contradiction in terms of reality to equate to Britain a standardized form of normality, since apart from being a deeply entrenched class imbued society Britain is likewise a very  impermeable mongrel based society which each strand of this construct clinging on most tenaciously to what it not only considers is specifically its own but quite ironically in this process as well, what obviously in their myopic interpretation is unquestionably not only best for where such groups do essentially reside but equally as well similarly for Britain also 

So there's no earthly way that an out rightly, thoroughly class obsessive and an intensely fixated social climbing mare like Kate Middleton would ever have wanted to either personally, or have it consciously or arbitrarily done, as regards what she would unquestionably consider as the obvious societal dumbing down of her children inflicted on them, relative to any socializing by them with those whom they evidently perceive as and essentially patronizingly regard as the inferior plebeian, serf masses; nor would William, come to that! 

Since the discernibly obvious, social mores that they themselves, as well as the entire Windsor family, regard as so imperative to them individually and likewise collectively, live on unchangeably in their delusional exposition of all things; and accounts for what they undoubtedly rather firmly believe makes them most exceptionally what they are. And for them or anyone else to overlook that would undeniably be a most horrid pollution of everything they rightfully and righteously stand for and divinely represent! 

As for Charles' effusive, exaggerated and self-indulgent feelings of tenderness for his daughter-in-law Kate, I've no problem whatsoever with that, as he presumably knows her personally while I don't relish any notion on my part to do so. However, my Bajan upbringing instinctively triggers an alarm button internally in me whenever someone exaggeratedly lauds another person and does so on the flimsiest of pretexts and with no conclusive evidence to substantiate their trifling discourse. 

And on a personal note and something quite relevant to me, in every Barbadian school, firmly and prominently emblazoned on the wall of that school's Assembly Hall, where school assemblies with their Christian religious content are unfailingly held and other communal activities similarly held also, there's this prominent sign: "Cleanliness is next to godliness!" A statement that every Bajan child, past and present, knows by heart so deeply embedded is it and what it literally as well as psychologically means to us Bajans individually and collectively as a nation. In two words then: Personal Hygiene! 

So reverting again to Charles Windsor and my full awareness of what tampons are and most essentially used for, I can't really take any man seriously regarding what he says and wants that utterance to be universally regarded as distinctively significant when that same male person has a most bizarre and very unhygienic fetish about used and self-evidently unhygienic tampons that were undoubtedly used by his married mistress, while he himself was also legally married to another woman, who he treated most appallingly. So frankly, Charles' sentiments pertaining to Kate Middleton, even if true, strike no empathetic resonance with this thoroughly mentally liberated British/Bajan!