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Tuesday, 28 March 2023

The Mounties have nothing on Kate Middleton when it comes to getting their man!


By Stanley Collymore 

It was Isabella Calthorpe that 
William was really after and 
actually, truly interested in 
but when she sensibly refused his 
proposals of marriage: Will’s very 
own bisexuality and similarly too 
the Windsor family's, undeniably 
and evidently, rather well-known 
of, entrenched, dysfunctionality; 
at the behest and clearly active 
encouragement, of his gran Liz 
William, once more, effectively 
rather obligingly took up again 
with Kate his recurrent stalker, 
who he’d so unceremoniously, 
dumped; essentially, because 
Kate, Liz argued successfully, 
in her favour, would be rather 
good for the monarchy since 
as the quite obsessed social 
climber that distinctively she 
simply manifestly is and has 
always been, she would very 
similarly, be excellent as the 
Stepford wife and mother in 
apt relation also naturally to 
their monarchical Windsors. 
All based on the rather sick 
mindset that the monarchy 
and one’s duty to it, always 
come before anything else 
including love; that frankly, 
with the Windsors, literally 
rather rarely, ever matters! 

The Middleton women on the 
other hand, and distinctively 
for their part, were brought 
up by their mother Carole to chase 
big money; and, preferably, in their
quest a title too. And very alas for 
William, he now permanently has 
to live with the clearly, irrefutable 
fact, that his wife Kate Middleton 
would never, have looked at him, 
in the first place, if for argument 
sake he was himself one or else 
in reality, been a postman’s son! 
Not so easy actually to live with 
once you're married to this type 
of woman I guess but evidently 
duty to the monarchy, as I have 
said is quite compulsory inside 
this Windsor family. And, weak 
William will most obligingly do 
anything whatsoever, that that 
Mafia family, demands of him!

Kate, for her part, will similarly 
do everything which she and 
her mother advantageously 
think fit to retain Kate's lofty position; 
so basically, these two rather puerile 
clowns, Kate Middleton and William 
Windsor, most cynically on my part, 
distinctively do deserve each other. 
So please Daily Mail do cease your 
shit of you so ludicrously spinning 
this rather convenient relationship 
between these two, and obviously 
with William’s rather known about 
established adultery, as the super 
love story, which evidently it isn’t! 
And moreover, no reputable man,
and I personally and likewise too 
most categorically, distinctly rule 
William rather naturally so out of 
being even minutely vaguely any 
such relevant person, effectively 
respects any woman who rather 
desperately and quite unseemly, 
openly stalks and basically runs 
after him unstoppably, for some 
10 years; even if those very dire
circumstances, and consolingly 
somewhat his infernal stupidity 
did rather conjointly determine, 
that his pursuer, eventually like 
Mounties literally got her man! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 
27 March 2023. 


Author's Remarks:
Anyone who is reasonably familiar with the Daily mail rag and its hacks will instinctively know that they’re classic proponents of lying, dishonesty, dissembling disingenuousness, hyperbolic fabrication, egregious distortion of facts, hate instigation, obsolescent classism and inured sycophancy particularly when it comes to the British monarchy. And those essentially are the Daily Mail’s good points along with its piss poor comprehension and expression of the English language. So to actually contemplate doing so, let alone actually believe that the “relationship” contrived - and for what it’s actually worth – between Kate Middleton and William Windsor is the “love match” of the 21st Century and thus the epitome of what genuine lovers should earnestly emulate and strive to achieve is not only a travesty of common sense but similarly too the absolute embodiment of purblind lunacy.  
 
That said, the Daily Mail, its nefarious hacks in tandem with its easily manipulated trolls, along with anyone else for that matter are perfectly at liberty to feel, using the conduits of freedom of expression and free speech – which these said individuals only believe in when the views expressed are identical to their own – to believe whatever they want to. However, no one in their right mind and fully cognizant of the obsessively contrived antics of Waity Katie and her overly social climbing mother Cariole Middleton will give such ludicrous notions any genuine recognition.
 
The entire Saxe-Coburg-Gotha- Mountbatten-Windsor family is replete with endemic, licentious adultery, inured fornication, multiple bastard offspring with no needed, pressing or otherwise, to openly acknowledge them as such because the cuckolded husbands of these whoring wives automatically and most happily in classism obsessed Britain are knowingly expected to “father” these bastard offspring and invariably do, eh William?  
 
As for incestuous liaisons and even marriages Philip Mountbatten and Elizabeth Windsor for example were 2nd cousins, and Mountbatten himself along with the other principal members of that family wanted Charles to marry Mountbatten’s – who was Charles’ own great uncle – granddaughter. The young lady in question, however, had more sense than the lot of her family members combined and resolutely refused to go along with their scheme; and besides Camilla already had her fangs deeply into Charlie boy!  
 
Frankly, the British monarchy like all the other ones across Europe and to whom they’re intimately biologically related, is a self-serving, distinctively self-entitled, utterly corrupt and a most egregiously avaricious corporation with no morals or any communally motivated ethics whatsoever; a veritably outmoded monopolistic family concern – hence the term “firm” that is proudly but highly indifferent to the real needs of others, and most particularly so their perceived “subjects”, that the British monarchy use to describe itself, while uncaringly carrying on with their most barbaric of Middle Ages mind-set dogma instinctively enshrined in everything that they do, while both callously and disingenuously using their highly paid and likeminded PR gurus to continuously con the surfeit of braindead lowlifes that ongoingly and quite evidently also, are discernibly, increasingly infesting Britain.
 
Therefore, will Kate and William’s cynically contrived marriage survive? I really don’t care; other than as someone who is both enforcedly British born and a longstanding British taxpayer to boot and whose ancestral homeland Barbados significantly for 400 years transformed what previously was a nonentity and insignificant offshore European entity vaguely known as Britain – in was in Barbados that the Transatlantic Slave Trade was started and blossomed exponentially there – into the global empire it became; distinctly on my part object in the 21st century at still having to finance, as my ancestors involuntarily did for centuries, this ongoing, useless compilation of people who are at best a ludicrously odious mafia outfit existing in the 21st Century; and on top of all that having to endure my intelligence being scandalously insulted by claims coming from the likes of the Daily Mail rag that Kate Middleton and William Windsor are the epitome of what modern and committed love should be. In bastardy infested and decreasing significantly so non-marital Britain perhaps but nowhere else that I can think of or which readily comes to mind!

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