Never likely to be! But if I had an evil racist sibling like William; a machete would have been my constant companion!

By Stanley Collymore 

Enforcedly born British with a 

citizenship status, and most 

categorically also never a 

subject one that I've had from birth 

and still voluntarily retain and not 

because I'm evidently particularly 

enamoured, either by my literally 

vile, class entrenched country, or 

the majority of effectively, white 

rather intellectually challenged, 

racist serfs that evidently infest 

it and also unquestionably and 

quite delusionally while living 

in their evil odious racist echo 

chamber and vilely idiotically 

like to fervently, congratulate 

themselves in their fatuously 

rather puerile state of denial 

that crucially, racism doesn't 

exist basically, among them; 

and how very tolerant, they 

truly are! Yet compounding 

this evil idiocy of their own 

with their clearly manifest, 

undeniably too unthinking 

and unalterable, ludicrous 

unmistakably intrinsically 

sycophancy, to a distinctly 

quite crucially medievally 

minded, monarichal Klan.  

A family in situ and asininely 

wholeheartedly worshppied 

because it's clearly stupidly 

believed by their idiotic fawners 

that these evilly, useless pariahs 

and evident parasites are in the 

positions that undoubtedly and 

visibly, actually unwarrantedly 

they enjoy; were, permanently, 

handed solely to them through 

the auspices and, appreciative 

also, Divine approbation, plus 

the apt gracious magnanimity 

of God Almighty, and is theirs 

basically to do precisely with, 

whatever they please, and as 

such with literally bugger all 

resultant accountability also 

to anyone, and effectively in 

this rather distinct equation 

irrefutably so no references 

whether inherently or even 

noticeably, to this surfeit of 

avidly but such nauseating 

excruciatingly, sickeningly,  

brownnosing, willing serfs 

that keenly, worship them.  

Charles Windsor didn't defend 

his family when Harry was a 

child as quite self-evidently 

he was too busy indulging himself 

with his similarly adulterous and 

self-serving tart mistress Camilla 

in respect of whom, clearly even 

his likewise adulturous parents, 

together with his own maternal 

grandmother banned him from 

marrying when they were both 

unequivocally single, evidently 

because Camilla had earnestly, 

willingly and rather effusively, 

indulged in plenty more rides 

with other men - aptly, unlike 

Diana she wasn't a virgin, the 

odious, hypocritical criterion 

to risibly be a very legitimate 

Windsor, clear Stepford wife 

and viable broodmare - than 

the average, village postman 

routinely does on his bicycle 

generally during his rounds. 

So in essence these are truly 

the evident villains, that the 

inured, British monarchical 

serfs should focus on in this 

woeful story, and truthfully 

so never Meghan or Harry! 

For what I see are fatuous and 

very cynically monarchically 

fawning Karens and puerile 

Gammons getting their knickers in 

a distinctly serious twist, basically 

over some clearly amusing curtsy 

comically illustrated, by Meghan. 

So, I'll promptly ask you where's 

your supposed, fucking sense of 

humour now you racist pillocks 

regarding the identical, kind of 

ongoingly and evil egregiously 

insulting, supposedly, humour 

that your breed hypocritically 

usually and racially spew out 

and evidently literally expect 

specifically perceived by you 

as Wogs; Coons; Sambos and 

Niggers too, to automatically 

and rather understandingly, 

notwithstanding the clearly 

also, customarily suggested 

by you chips which they all 

supposedly so instinctively, 

from their clear inferiority, 

have on al their shoulders; 

racist abuse so dishonestly 

deemed as British humour 

every time you're morally,

and spiritedly challenged, 

publicly! Unconscionably, 

repulsive racism, happily 

meted out consciously by 

white, very intellectually 

challenged, indisputably 

obviously, irredeemably 

toxic, evilly racist cunts. 

(C) Stanley V.  Collymore 

11 December 2022.

Author's Remarks: 

There's evidently nothing derogatory in the obviously distinctly appealing, crucially informative and thoroughly justifiable docuseries that both Harry and Meghan are quite commendably, to any realistic, discernibly genuinely intelligent individual with an acutely functioning brain in their own head, knows how to use it and significantly can and quite distinctively does think for himself or herself, involved in.  

What unsurprisingly there is so far is a load of repugnant virtue signalling, similarly attendant with endemically ingrained racism from those living in their vilely ensconced echo chambers and delusional pathetically embedded state of racism denial not exactly able to afford Netflix and are therefore not subscribers, not only asininely, risibly claiming they've cancelled their quite non-existent Netflix subscriptions but likewise have indisputable proof that the overwhelming majority of people in their actually fantasy make believe world think exactly the same. 

Then they're the racist rightwing and Nazi rags like the obviously obsessed with Meghan Markle and her African American ancestry and the revolting act, from these rags sick perspective, of Harry marrying her and crucially distinctly, sickeningly contaminating the "pure" Aryan Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsor mafia, family Klan; criminally media culprits like the Daily Mail, Daily Telegraph, the rags belonging to Rupert Murdoch's stables and the Daily Express. 

All of them desperately wheeling out has been dregs to comment hatefully on Meghan specifically but similarly to Harry; claiming most ridiculously that Meghan is a distinctive and very serious physical treat to the entirety of the Windsor family and especially so Kate and William's children, more of a threat to the Windsors than ever the IRA was or any terrorist group or organisation, like ISIS or al-Qaeda! I responsibly suggest that you Google the Daily Telegraph's recent article: "Harry and Meghan's documentary puts royal family at risk, warns ex-head of security". 

Outright lying and racially motivated dangerous propaganda! Undoubtedly, quite distinctly embarassing I readily concur; unless, you are intellectually challenged, mentally unliberated, so blissfully delightedly; a monarchical fawner and unquestionably haven't a functioning brain in your head.  

So fucking well pleased for all of you that Britain is such a welcoming and very indisputably non racist country. NOT!