Trees actually grow Daily Mail? Now why didn't I think of that, especially after having been planted 11 years?

By Stanley Collymore 

Great use of other people's money! How wonderful it must really be. Flourishing trees - just like Kate and William's marriage, I think not! Anyway, like everything in these grifters lives there are gardeners to take care of these trees, like everything else in this useless pair's lives and all funded by the taxpayers. 

Won't be surprised though if the next Daily Mail's headlines is something along the lines that the trees at Harry and Meghan's home in California are in marked contrast to those planted at the inception of Kate and William's marriage very tiny, horrible and quite twisted, and consequently in no way match the vibrancy and allure of Wills and princess prissy's magnificent world beating trees. 

This is precisely why Kate Middleton  altered her university choices to coincide with those of an hereditarily rich, monarchical, feudal mindset so-called prince, then literally spent her entire university years and after trying, rather successfully as it happened, to snare the witless moron William Windsor! 

That said credit must also be rather plausibly given to Ma, Carole Middleton who evidently and most assiduously taught both of her daughters the value of the focussed mind and attendant with it the sheer tenacity to persevere at all costs if the ultimate reward is decidedly both hugely financially and likewise too distinctly social climbingly worth it; while constantly remembering that the sheer tenacity to persevere until the target of their contrived affection has been well and truly lassoed by them. And haven't Kate and Pippa, and even their pathetic brother, heeded Ma's advice most explicitly and determinedly; and in the resultant process done exceedingly well for themselves! 

Concurrently the accompanying results evidently and quite literally speak for themselves. Making one realise that any deer: realistically or proverbially so, caught in the glaring headlights of a speeding vehicle had a much better chance of escaping from that imminent danger than Carole Middleton's perspective sons-in-law ever had! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

23 October 2022. 

Author's Remarks: 

Fittingly those trees planted on the occasion of Kate and William's nuptials really 11 years later do represent their actual marriage: cold, distant and artificial. All manicured but no real substance. Since away from the glare of the cameras and minus all the rather overt showcasing of delusional but nevertheless  cynically contrived and distinctly lyingly proselytizing PR, Kate and William supposedly intensely emotional marriage is nothing more than an elaborate, obscenely taxpayers funded farcical pretence, and most observantly so on William's part!