Self-entitled, obscenely wealthy but quite delusionally work shy!

By Stanley Collymore  

Boo hoo, quite plaintively sobs 

Kate Middleton, whatever on 

earth, will now expectantly 

become not just simply of my true 

love and likewise distinctively also 

my darling William, but especially  

me with my father in law Charles  

so obviously, from my individual  

perspective, quite unnecessarily 

so distinctly slimming down the 

monarchy when, most basically  

as well as literally and similarly 

crucial, I'd evidently decisively 

expectedly hoped, before all of 

these perplexing, shenanigans 

began to undoubtedly, merely 

be an effectively stay at home 

essentially non working mum 

very crucially so spending my 

qualitative and most precious 

time with my darling children. 

Reality though for a rather 

ludicrously sanctified by 

your quite endemically, 

intrinsically serf and distinctively 

similarly, thoroughly brain-dead 

actually brownnosing followers 

and evidently also dishonest PR 

propagandists and malevolent, 

rightwing MSM cretins and all 

this for an innately and really 

typically rather workshy Kate

Middleton that unequivocally 

is the entrenched preference  

that you're now, dishonestly 

and aptly, stupidly claiming 

on the sole case of children 

that truly you've not raised.  

A situation very different from 

your own Kate Middleton, but 

which all the same is literally 

the order of the day undoubtedly 

for essentially several millions of 

working mothers who truthfully  

would love nothing better, than 

to spend, more qualitative time 

essentially at home, with them 

but truly can't afford to do this 

as they quite crucially, need to 

financially, support them! Not 

very posturingly and likewise 

clearly conceietedly too stand 

around in the very ridiculous  

version you daftly demarcate 

as work Catherine Middleton, 

actually doing so customarily  

in designer clothes, as you so 

patronizingly then engage in  

small talk with the serfs who  

rather emphatically worship 

you, because their distinctly  

very conditioned deference 

leads them to; and who are, 

in each case unsurprisingly 

less fortunate than you are. 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

23 October 2022. 

Author's Remarks: 

Kate Middleton claiming that she wants more time to spend with her children who're evidently all at school during the day? On top of which her household is fully run by servants; so she has distinctively had loads of time to do at least two work appearances per week. 

The crucial situation is that Kate is quite essentially lazy and likewise too bone idle as she's always been; and with her endemically embedded social climbing airs Kate simply loves the money, the privileges and all the perks that go with this Middle Ages, medieval mindset monarchy she's rather successfully stalked her way into; but quite simply and discernibĺy conspicuously doesn't relish doing the associated, and seemingly to her, mundane associated duties. 

Making Kate Middleton literally an additional component within the most useless people on Planet Earth; who're literally nothing more than utterly vile, disgustingly lowlife grifters happily and rather sumptuously living off even dumber, groveling idiotic peasants!