My God, this constant toadying is repulsively nauseating!

By Stanley Collymore  

If it was Harry who was doing 

this it's an absolute certainty 

he would have quite vilely 

been rather vitriolically criticized 

as being an undoubtedly odiously 

virtue signalling hypocrite really 

callously and very self-servingly 

doing something like this, while 

living in this big and expensive 

mansion he owns. However, in 

obviously clearly distinctively 

marked contrast essentially to 

all of these evidently patently 

intellectually challenged and 

irrefutably as well, blatantly 

fatuous sycophantic morons 

in gleeful tow; the evidently 

manchild William Windsor 

that in the clear discernible 

absence, of all constructive 

and conscionable moves to 

Britain sensibly, becoming 

a most laudably genuinely 

in situ created democratic 

republic, quite manifestly 

this basically hereditarily 

produced and expectedly 

entitled odious charlatan 

William Windsor openly 

already, irrefutably does 

rather partially literally 

hold the keys to the sick 

and evidently unctuous 

effectively endemically 

and deeply entrenched 

Medieval mindset very 

characterised pitiously  

by a clearly embedded 

array of Spivs, Paedos,  

Queers; dull, Stepford 

wives broodmares let 

go by husbands, their 

requisite task to bear 

the vital heir and the 

spare done releasing 

them like hubby has  

always done, to fuck 

but purely privately 

with their own kind 

while openly acting 

as the very epitome 

of morality - a most 

amorally dishonest 

rather distinctively 

also, dysfunctional 

entity overbearing 

and recurrently so 

ludicrously too; is 

this Windsor Klan 

taken implausibly 

by cretins and the 

British MSM aptly  

the same, as truly 

divine perfection.  

A tentative hand then has William 

Windsor on Buckingham Palace 

but discernibly, and by far, a 

clear firmer grip indisputably on the 

distinctively, obscenely monumental 

wealth very illicitly and undeniably 

continuously over numerous years 

and several centuries, acquired by 

an incestuously inbred hereditary 

family that has no scruples about 

virtue signalling, while distinctly 

simultaneously, so decidedly too 

rabibly, self-proselytizing about 

the dire plight of people that he 

either personally or even quite 

remotely, has no awareness of. 

Namely, the loads of evidently 

homeless, and such desperate 

people across Britain; and all 

this in the 21st Century! Yeah 

William! So, you've got some 

accursed, orchestrated front, 

posing in your duplicitously 

token laughably supposedly 

distinctly, farcical incognito 

disguise that literally failed 

to deceive anyone basically 

in ownership of a crucially 

functioning brain! As, with 

detailed protection officers 

to aptly, save your pathetic 

ass and likewise too media 

hacks assiduously, fully in 

train William to naturally 

safeguard, your contrived 

anonymity until the Daily  

Mail had all the distinctly 

pertinent and also earlier 

quite mutually agreed on 

information, so naturally 

relevant to stimulatingly 

revealing to an euphoric 

world the very altruistic 

and charitably, laudably 

done in total anonymity 

activity rather superbly 

occasioned by William.  

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

11 June 2022. 

Author's Remarks: 

What a parlous sad state of affairs the world and specifically Britain would be in if they didn't  beneficially have outstandingly enterprising and thoroughly inspirationally self-effacing ethical paragons of virtue and likewise too of the utmost unblemished and impeccable character uniquely found and abundantly delivered without the merest hint of or any ostentatious fanfare by impeccably and impressively stimulating stalwarts of humanity of the exalted personnage of William and Saintly Catherine within the hereditary and monarchical House of Windsor! 

Individuals who characteristically both by birth and exquisite polished breeding easily surpass the norms of mere mortals and who moreover instinctively know what is decidedly best for the so unfortunately intellectually challenged but distinctly however feudally happy and brownnosing sycophants fully aware in their allotted status of life, of their divinely decreed, unalterably and consequently therefore permanently assigned place in the scheme of things; and thus accordingly feel tremendously blessed to be both British and furthermore readily accorded the splendid dignity of being a plebeian subject in a distinctively demarcated and proudly class entrenched Britain! 

So long live the Medieval and Dark Ages monarchy, its British aristocrats and noble patricians entrenched in 21st Century feudal Britain! And all this so exquisitely symbolized by an intensively ongoing PR and British MSM proselytizing and publicly perceived self-effacing William Windsor, his Saintly Stepford wife and broodmare Catherine Middleton and their entitled, autism conveniently put aside, offspring!