The tiresome James Middleton

By Stanley Collymore  

Looked at even half sensibly 

there's nothing practically

that's truthfully stopping

this evidently bone idle 

bloke -  a characteristic which 

runs throughout the sibling 

ranks of this actual family 

of social climbing with a 

particular penchant for 

significant wealth and 

its fully expected and 

attendant, hubristic, 

societal status, plus 

personal standing -

James Middleton 

and his current

bint marrying; 

lots of people, 

in similar or 

even worse 

situations, 

often do!  

For starters the clearly 

unplanned, and also 

rather involuntary 

body language of this duo: 

from my observational 

perspective, and also 

it's clear conclusion 

of this couple and 

specifically that 

of James is, to 

say the very 

least here, 

sombrely 

suspect!   

Personally he won't marry 

this one or the next after 

her.  And so realistically 

you couldn't create a bigger 

douche bag if you did try!  

A man so demonstrably 

with no visible job yet 

rather risibly lauded  

by the Daily Mail as 

a bona fide British 

and enterprising

"businessman". 

But in reality 

someone, who evidently 

and cravenly lives off 

his likeminded and 

lazy sister Katie's 

alleged fame; or 

should that be 

in all honesty 

reported as 

notoriety? 

Sarcastically, what a catch! 

If you wanted to actually 

tie the knot principally 

because you're really

in love instead of arrogantly

and vaingloriously hoping 

to fully hog the publicity 

and the corresponding 

limelight, that you so 

keenly hoped would 

arise in a situation  

of normalcy, you 

would have got 

wed - Covid 19 

or none at all. 

But why do so at this 

time James, when 

clearly with all

this pretence 

there's still  

mum and 

daddy's  

dosh?

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

6 September 2020. 

Author's Remarks:

I vividly recall watching an episode of one of my favourite TV series Midsomer Murders in which a thoroughly mendaciously scheming and manipulative mother and her lkemindedly vile daughter eventually and justly so got their deserved comeuppance. 

This very disgusting pair having throughout their surreptitiously devious schemes together publicly and skillfully pretended they didn't even know each other or what was going on, even though they were solely responsible for what was happening. And the principal female villain involved, the odious mother, reminded me very much of Carole Middleton! 

This TV villain though had only the one child, a young adult one. Carole, though, has three "adult" offspring. Kate who trapped a distinctly boring William, and not the sharpest knife amongst the cutlery, into being her husband.

Pippa who summarily ditched Nico for, as one wit bluntly remarked to me: with Harry most definitely not at all interested in her like William was - with his quite insecure and manifest penchant for securing a Stepford type wife and a compliant broodmare - in joining the social climbing Middleton clan - Pippa needed to not only get a wealthy husband but equally as well with age fast accelerating on her and her vibrant past of myriad lovers to likewise consider someone with a title, irrespective of how feudal in class conscious Britain that was. 

Mission accomplished she hooked James Matthews, with this Scottish twerp knowing that being able to name drop and have the RF in-laws on his personal CV was, in social class obsessed, toadying, nepotistic and cronyism embedded Britain, exceptionally good for business! 

James Middleton, in the meantime, made very aware that the York girls Beatrice and Eugenie - never mind his mum Carole and sister Kate's highly successful sharing of William - the two York sisters just weren't interested in him, since he had nothing, even remotely tempting, to offer either of them, and a situation highly unlikely to ever change. So James is still out there fishing, while lovingly encouraged in that endeavour of his by mummy and daddy's 'money'.  

Which brings me to the firm conclusion that while there can't logically be any kind of accounting for the idiosyncratic behaviour of any particular family, nevertheless this specific one is categorically the sort that burns up oxygen which truly worthy families and individuals could put to better use!