Routinely playing the peasants like a fiddle, while smirkingly watching them happily dance to their social betters' jig!

By Stanley Collymore 

The Cambridge duo to state

it bluntly, are not notably 

good looking, are vastly 

bereft of any noticeable talent 

whatsoever, and undeniably 

aren't especially intelligent. 

In fact, they're quite bland 

and distinctly irritatingly 

boring! So why is it then 

that loads of seemingly 

ordinary Britons - but 

categorically remove 

me instantaneously 

from their number 

of sycophants - do 

compulsively opt 

to so ludicrously 

grovel to them? 

Quite intriguing to watch! 

For what is it that your 

obsequious bunch of 

pillocks think makes them 

special? Other than your 

delusional assumptions 

regarding their lot and 

closely linked to their 

known, passionately

instilled-assertions, 

they're descended 

undeniably, from 

peerlessly more

premeditatedly 

ruthless, quite 

emphatically 

incestuously  

inbred, and  

inimically 

scheming  

in matters financial; 

set of white tribal 

leaders than you 

and your also  

dim-witted 

ancestors 

clearly 

were. 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

30 September 2020. 

Author's Comments: 

I couldn't help wondering why there was just this one solitary white boy in Kate's latest and desperate PR stunt; this time concentrating on the scouts and girl guides.

Have the other boys all voluntarially but, nevertheless, surreptitiously decided to join the girl guides, Katie?