Patently stupid! Self-servingly delusional! And, suitably so, unmistakably white British!

By Stanley Collymore 

One of the world's most adeptly studious and, comfortably so,  
workshy; a most discernibly
and thoroughly in extremis excruciatingly and highly 
uninterestingly yet excessively 
totally undeservingly, and as 
well deliberately delusional 
in their purportedly upper 
class attached, staunch 
and quite the superior 
approach in this very 
snootily involved in 
and a deliberately 
arrogant attitude 
as regards their 
every action in
strict rules to 
everyone as 
considered
inferior, to

their kind.

And with travel restrictions 

still firmly and severely in 

place for essentially all 

others who are living 

inside Britain, other 

than these clearly 

excluded, firmly 

designated, supposed

celestially divine and 

exclusively, chosen 

ones; and, as well,

their like-minded 

in substantively 

sychophantic,

and evidently 

quite servile 

deeds, very 

suitable to 

all craven 

backside
snouters.

Predictably devoted chums 

quite sumptuously reared 

and most assiduously 

nurtured in the very 

elitist favoured as 

well as the fervidly engaged 

in and solidly championed 

graces: both of nepotism 

and cronyism; this sadly  

pathetically inured and 

sickeningly thoroughly 

workshy pair is off to 

a determinedly, very 

PR hyped and Daily 

Mail: manipulated 

trolls rapturously 

endorsed but an 

essentially very 

run-of-the-mill 

facile holiday 

to the most 
apt, in this
case, the 
Isles of
Scilly. 

While the not in the least 
bright plebeian morons 
readily go in ecstasy 
over this, even as 
they themselves are 
officially obliged to 
obediently stay at 
home solely due 
to this ongoing 
UK lockdown, 
fear creating
fake, social 
distancing 
rules; and 
of course
ruling on
intrinsic 
holiday 
makin' 
action.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 
31 July 2020.


Author's Remarks: 
These discernibly dull Doolittles are clearly feeling claustrophobic and frustratingly shut-in on their Manchester sized Sandringham Estate and seemingly need to get away from the boredom of it all. 

The poor, spoilt, highly delusional, specifically and trustingly believing in their white Caucasian entitlement; but naturally even so the markedly over-privileged poor things! My heart however doesn't or won't bleat for you. So please, do the honest and honourable thing! Try getting a worthwhile and genuinely longterm, productive life, the pair of you! For this, after all, is quite definitely the 21st Century and most certainly not the Middle Ages that you and your likeminded entire remote family are fervently, deeply psychologically and rather asininely ensconced in.

And to all you overtly, recurrently fawning, dimwitted, intellectually challenged and acutely dumbed-down Daily Mail controlled and manipulated trolls, here's my simple and straightforward advice to all of you.

Just shut up, preferably permanently so, and accordingly productively use your markedly obvious and excessive energy to wipe the faeces - the colloquial name for shit - off your sickeningly obsequious and verminously contaminated noses!