You’ve no cause for any worries I assure you!

By Stanley Collymore

What would I have done without you in my life

you rather unexpectedly but clearly jokingly

I assume wanted to know and decided you

would ask?  Find myself another good

but evidently incomparable to you

woman naturally I was flippantly

tempted to spontaneously and diplomatically

reply but finally logically and judiciously

did not, as I could grasp and therefore

also suddenly realize how pointless

my conjecture on that unarguably

thorny subject and something

that happily didn’t happen

but could so possibly if

commented on quite

needlessly open up

a can of difficult

worms for me.

For in my honest opinion even if I were

inclined, which frankly I wasn’t in the

least persuaded that I should be, to

give an off the cuff or even a

straightforward answer

either possibly truth-

fully but more likely than not a consolingly

misleading and pertinently wisely too a

diplomatic one to your enquiry neither

of them would either be forthrightly

relevant, or even in the slightest

fair, given that your question

was in actual fact strictly a

hypothetical supposition;

something cleverly thrown

into the air by you and

quite specifically to

attain from me an

unquestionably

unconsidered

contribution.

So in the given circumstances and with the dice

of probability so heavily loaded against

me why then should I bother to even

start trying to treat your whimsical

query as though it was a serious

question? For when it comes

down to personal emotions

I always deal in reality, a

fundamental stance of which I’m fully

cognizant that you’re similarly well

aware of and most categorically

and exclusively accounts for

why you are here in my

life – the only woman-

cum-lady I’ve ever

truthfully wanted

to be and have

intelligently

chosen as

my wife!

© Stanley V. Collymore

16 September 2016.

Author’s Remarks:

This poem was purposely conceptualized, created and specifically written with genuinely heterosexual persons and couples exclusively in mind and who are themselves either already in or else seriously contemplating on embarking on a constructive and meaningful relationship with that special person in their life, be it as a partner, husband or wife.

This notwithstanding that one or even both of you may have previously gone astray in your particular relationship but having wisely seen sense and positively reacted to its dire warning are now back together and what’s more in champion style and thrillingly robust form, both of these buttressed by your erstwhile failings as you now make a gutsy and commendable go at repairing as well as firmly and pleasurably consolidating your precious relationship.

However and by no stretch of the imagination – my own or that of any other conscionable person – is this poem in any way intended for any of the following loathsome and deviant persons: those smitten by Dykeism or Queerism whether of the open sort or the closet variety and regardless of whatever powerful position(s) they hold socially or professionally in the United Kingdom or the influence that they wield.

Neither is it for paedophiles; those who support or protect them, or astonishingly with mindboggling condescension and incredible brazenness universally accord to these sickeningly and invariably privileged elite perverts blanket official immunity either politically, through a disreputable Crown Prosecution Service, Police and the national law enforcement system; or a corrupt and itself deeply tarnished and immensely paedophilic in character UK and particularly English and Welsh judiciary!

And so to this latter and utterly despised by me inured sewer scum I unapologetically say to all of you in relation to this poem – piss off and don’t even look at it far less so take to reading it. For it’s not meant for gutter rats like you that despairingly for all the decent residents within the UK’s population see you increasingly emerging in huge numbers and in officially designated genderless Britain, in which you’ve played a major part in this transformation, from the stinking sewer where you permanently belong and ought forcibly to be made to stay.

Reading me loud and clear Ms Hiliary Benn; Messrs Eagle, Julia Wendy Macur, Kezia Dugdale, Laura Kuenssberg and testosterone May; and complementing this phalanx of human detritus the several truculent dominatrix and their girlie submissive Misses – or bitches as they would much prefer that you call them and of whom the constraints of time only allow me to name a tiny fraction of them – Keith Vaz, Ian McNicol, Philip Sales, Jack Beatson, NEIL COYLE: him who wants to sue Jeremy Corbyn. Hello sweetie! Incidentally Neil is the recommended bum lotion clearing up the ass problem you’ve been suffering with? – and Tom Watson!

One good reason on its own, as all the others are simply superfluous, why these loathsome present day scum who love warmongering, grasping and avariciously indulging in lucratively, financially exploitative regime change in the Global South, rigging Labour leadership elections at home in Britain and gerrymandering parliamentary constituency boundaries to favour themselves, their fifth columnist  Labtory collaborators and conspirators in the Labour Party and in conjunction with the Lib-Dems, and who individually and collectively have no concept of or any interest in fairness, decency, objectivity or crucially democratic principles of any kind – just GREED – and consequently love nothing more than inflicting their delusional dogma and consummate barbarity on others both at home and broad in order to achieve their inured and obsessive rapacity MUST be just as brutally and equally murderously disposed of!