Aptly Daily Mail! Could you be any further, crassly up William Windsor's ass?

By Stanley Collymore 

William is boring, bald and    

serially bad tempered;    
clearly egregiously    
arrogant and obsessively entitled.    
None of which in terms of clearly    
evidently personal, and pleasant    
characteristics, I distinctly really    
find even vaguely attractive and    
which in any forthright and truly    
unrestrained conclusion simply
unquestionably and essentially    
make him a really unendearing    
and characteristically vile man. 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
5 November 2023. 

Author's Remarks:    
William's evident Singapore experience quite outlandishly with an undoubtedly white Caucasian baby in a country that is predominately Chinese, clearly apart from the PR nonsense plus the evident subliminal racist undertones, positively in one distinct respect makes a change from his sort rather continuously biting the hand of Britain's taxpayers! 

It also beggars belief at what is actually and quite asininely portrayed as "royal" fealty, and this supposedly coming from, albeit, a white baby just categorically a few months old. How undoubtedly very exceptionally clever, relatively speaking, even these unquestionably, discernibly infant specimens of the supposedly so white "Master Race" are; to instantly in reality recognize precise who William Windsor was and accordingly then even at such a tender age show its evidently loyal obeisance to him. If all of these clearly sycophantic and fawning sheep are to be believed! 

Interestingly though from any genuinely intelligent perspective if this baby was one of William's sprogs at that specific age or thereabouts, there's not a snow flake in Hell's chance that presumed or real stranger would have been allowed to stick their finger in any of William's sprogs mouth! And had this stranger succeeded in doing so these identical same prats pissing themselves with quite uncontrollable glee at what this Windsor lunatic did, hygienic reasons apart, in Singapore would be in total convulsions of apoplexy at that same strangers actions and boisterously and vitriolically calling for the very worst punitive actions to be taken against that person! 

But with such an assault, for in essence that was rather evidently what it was on William's part and distinctly for obvious PR gain, literally by this Windsor clown or really any of his familial ilk, basically all that these monarchist sheep will see and be firmly of that opinion that what William or any of the others did was in essence undeniably fine, since all their beloved "royals" are crucially essentially germ free Gods and Goddesses!

Truth!

By Stanley Collymore 

That inestimable quality that

everyone, well undoubtedly
largely everybody, clearly
most fervently and obsessively likes to
claim individual ownership of; actually
so, regardless rather ironically of how
lyingly or impracticably they naturally
do so! Completely and rather wilfully  
overlooking this necessary fact that  
effectively it doesn't really matter in  
the least, quite distinctively outside  
of yourself and those that do think,  
simply believe, and act like you do;  
that because you distinctly believe  
something, no matter how fittingly  
passionately, falsely or effectively  
pathetic and convenient that truly  
very unseemly, rather plausible or  
comprehensively, quite outrightly  
ridiculous conclusion of yours is  
to you, doesn't automatically nor  
should it realistically even mildly  
conclusively without proven and  
discernibly open scrutiny, rightly  
substantiated by clear, veritable  
and fitting, not your subjectively
preferred conclusions - be even  
vaguely thought of as the truth!  
For truth very realistically takes  
no cognizance or any notice of  
race, skin colour, nationality, or  
one's status in society; literally  
a state of affairs that's equally  
and simply so with nationality,  
gender, sexual orientation, full  
affluence or abject poverty; or  
a veritably privileged, but also  
unwarranted self-entitlement.  
And aptly, no truth monopoly!  

And if your thoughts are to the  
contrary, and diametrically  
opposed to mine, that  
is absolutely fine with me; but I'd like  
nevertheless to aptly suggest that if  
you aren't already so, you can really  
simply and quite plausibly become  
a fervent fan of the Daily Mail, and  
other right-wing media or likewise  
so a thoroughly committedly, very  
fawning and simply brownnosing  
sycophant of the vile, perpetually  
lying British monarchy; as clearly  
and unquestionably, distinctively  
assuredly you'll be undeniably in  
rather similar, asinine company!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
5 November 2023.


Author's Remarks:
So where are you then, quite essentially and very obviously transparently hidden on this personal chart of distinctive and objective truth telling? Or are you rather precluded from actually answering this question because those who distinctly control your aptly pathetic lives haven't as yet instructed you on how you must respond or what you should say!

One sexually impetuous act by me doesn't make me a slut, irretrievably!

By Stanley Collymore 

Yes, I was foolhardy to do what I did;
but just as there was no coercion
on my sexual lover's part to, at
any cost, bed me there likewise was no
calculatedly cunning conspiracy on my
own either to obviously ensure that he
did and perfectly frankly and honestly
what evidently happened between us
consensually really came about both
naturally and spontaneously. True to
say I had long promised myself that
I would really, never sexually involve
myself heterosexually, for really it is
what I unquestionably am, with any
member of the male sex until I was
over 18 and even then it would just
be with somebody I basically knew
personally, crucially liked or simply
really deeply cared for reciprocally,
was evidently, a legally consenting
adult; and who were he to be even
truly in love with me, nevertheless
really respected me sufficiently to
sensibly take, my well-known and
cherished feelings into his fullest
consideration before we crucially
actually indulged consensually in
mutually compliant adult coition. 

Fully confident in myself that this
was the way in which I would
consciously and willingly
lose my virginity, I consequently didn't
worry or even think about sex unduly;
as there was no real need or actually
any reason to as I was just 16, quite
clearly, still at school, and earnestly
planning on subsequently going on
to university. Simply, really the first
person effectively amongst any of
my family to actually contemplate
far less able to do so; as my Gran,
I learnt, was clearly obliged to get
married as she was simply up the
duff when she did so while rather
tellingly Mum had me at 15, aptly
quite predictably so according to
Gran, having readily relinquished  
her virginity at the age of just 14,
rabid promiscuity on mum's part
which undeniably resulted in her
being up the stick with me really
as the literal consequence of an
orgy, that really she was fervidly
part of with a group of itinerant,
building workers that then were
evidently, undeniably employed
officially as a workforce and by
my Mum to effectively be aptly
the routine, ex-tempore sexual
commodity, truly appropriately
within her prudish community.
Relevant individuals simply to
Mum but rather obviously not
any apparent reciprocation in
direct response from them to
her, other than the very usual
sexual one, that undoubtedly
simply left her pregnant with
me after they'd literally gone. 

Now, despite all my earnest
precautions undeniably so
to evidently, preclude me
from being like either my Gran or Mom,
yet in spite of them, there I was plainly
pregnant and actually so at simply 16,
and essentially quite obviously, not in
love with the man, who unmistakably
got me so, nor he equally undeniably
significantly with me and discernibly
with both of us intelligently realizing
that any such imposed "consensual"
marriage on our part, was really the
last thing that either of us evidently
wanted, or would itself be distinctly
decidedly emotionally beneficial to
our individual or irrefutably too our
joint future welfare, and effectively
therefore, logically and abundantly
significantly, quite unquestionably,
or very unmistakably also actually
be intelligently considered, by any
astute person, as a valid solution! 

Mom though, ridiculously sought to
have the final word by seriously
suggesting that this young
man, five years my senior, significantly
from her clearly narrow perspective in  
full employment, and who'd obviously
always been quite significantly, crazy
about me; feelings, which I evidently
did know about, but neither sensibly
encouraged on his part nor actually
in anyway crucially reciprocated on
mine. Yet for all that, there was my
mother very blatantly, encouraging
me to now literally, and undeniably
totally brazenly, distinctively make
essentially unconcealed amorous
overtures towards him effectively
and very immediately afterwards,
followed by my distinct seducing
of him; evidently unquestionably,
simply letting him ignorantly and
ardently take the bait which was
on offer; with him becoming not
only a loving and fittingly dutiful
husband, but also an amenable,
malleable and controlled father!  

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
4 November 2023. 

Author's Remarks:  
This poem is written about and, rather similarly too, specifically for Yvette - her surname is definitely not essential here, whose express permission I essentially have to do this. Yvette Forster came to my attention when she quite voluntarily joined an extra-curricular group that I'd previously established to facilitate the discarded needs and rather uncatered for abilities of children, debarred from schooling, in my home town and also neighbouring areas. Children that either because of the simply evidently odious and distinctly obvious bigotries they did encounter, were unquestionably awfully shunned because of them and were all connected to their Black race and skin colour, conjoined with similar intense and debilitating prejudices because of their societal environment - take that to quite literally mean white working class and council estate residencies - were they lived, and were more likely to be summarily booted out of the British educational system for so- called anti-social behaviour and the quite usually toxically hyped rigmarole, while similar activities and even worst committed by the public school perceived elites as well as the Middle Class social climbing sycophants will naturally and instantaneously be considered as just "high spirited behaviour"; it was quite obvious to me the Yvette  - who is white - was equally short-changed as all the others, Black and White, who were all part of this extra-curricular group that I'd individually set up. 

To fast forward, Yvette did exceptionally well and readily integrated with all the other members of the group. Ultimate like many of the others she got a well-deserved place at university where she studied science and subsequently on graduating and with the group's full support went to the USA to do her PhD which she excellently sustained. 

Yvette never married her mother's very convenient choice of husband for her, nor the father of her son who manfully did ask her to marry him but she quite candidly refused his offer of marriage, her explanation being, she recounted to me years later that marriage should be about genuine love and commitment, not convenience. However, her child's father, unlike many in his situation, did commendably and voluntarily accept his paternal responsibilities to his own offspring as well.  
 
While in the USA Yvette did meet and fall in love with a young man she met at university there. He knows the full story of her life, for as the honest person she is, Yvette wanted no secrets of hers hid from him. They're now married, Yvette has her PhD and that lovely son of her is himself at university studying to a doctor; stating that his ultimate aim is to a surgeon.

The trust-funded Wallahs of a distinctly invidiously, class-entrenched Britain!

By Stanley Collymore 

They're wealthy: not however by  

dint of hard work on their part  
or any skills applied through  
intellectual acumen - since in the latter  
category, they simply possess no such  
things and, in the former instance, the  
concept of work, hard or otherwise, is  
aptly a basically alien notion, to every  
one of these categorically effectually  
self-entitled and naturally discernibly  
privileged parents or legal guardians  
who individually, and similarly jointly  
too, regard their rampant obsession  
with social climbing rather evidently  
as a distinct rite of passage, to fully  
and essentially permanently, during  
their life time distinctively establish  
themselves, as the core epitome of  
Britain's irrefutably deserving elites. 

For having already fervently ensured  
that these sickeningly spoilt brats  
are quite massively, financially  
well catered for, then unsurprisingly but  
nevertheless quite amorally packed off  
automatically to these unquestionably  
termed academic and quite overrated  
but, all the same, literally outlandishly
really expensive, boarding schools; in  
true effect publicly hyped institutions  
quite evidently, significantly charging
crucially exorbitant, high school fees,  
they're simply aware these clients of
theirs can actually afford to pay, and  
too, are even additionally very happy  
and clearly contented to really do so  
because evident snob appeal aside:  
"Look at us and how rather wealthy  
we are", both sides, undoubtedly of  
this extant, quite snobbish coin are  
fully conversant with and generally  
obviously, similarly evidently too in  
total agreement with the idea, that  
this skilfully crafted, conspiracy of  
theirs will basically determine that  
just the likes, of these distinctively  
undeniably ultra-rich, and similarly  
specifically well connected, will of  
course have this fitting head start. 

Wholesale beneficiaries then, of a  
well-orchestrated and effectively  
also, an undeniably, thoroughly  
pervasive and likewise a commandingly
literally entrenched and totally, noxious
societal discrimination, specifically, as
well, characteristically and undeniably
significantly augmenting both natural  
ability or equally none at all; since it's
transparently money, which is clearly  
the obvious and quite relevant factor  
that pertinently will be the automatic  
and final determinator of who'll thus,  
eventually, be the heralded, masters,
rulers and debauched controllers of  
an hereditarily monarchically based  
but actually, no proletarian involved
participatory role in any of this very
crucial decision making process of  
what’s unquestionably still, a class  
and money, quite obsessed Britain! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore

1 November 2023. 

Author's Remarks:  
My personal congratulations to you, as you've passed your interview with flying colours as we very obviously knew that you would and only asked you in so you could crucially get a genuine feel of the place, as it were, before you essentially commenced your important career with us. To us, it's really quite irrelevant what you simply studied at university or what grades you got. What does matter to us is the school you went to; and you have quite literally hit the jackpot there! So a hearty welcome as you come aboard. 

Facts: Most senior management staff of the NHS and other government and local authority quangos in the UK are in situ because of the public schools they literally went to, and not their academic qualifications nor least so undoubtedly their relevant experience, which is often zero. But what evident short falls which they do undeniably have are irrefutably and very comfortably made up through nepotism and cronyism. 

There was obviously also a time, when local constituency political parties did select who they wanted to represent them in parliament if their chosen man or woman candidate effectively won in that election. Not so anymore, as these locals have no say these days and truly are basically nothing more than rubber stamps. 

In come the public school wallahs, who work as interns for the existing MPs at Westminster and when the latter retires or is booted out these interns who are never local men or women and usually as well quite unknown to the average local party member, as that departed MP's replacement and the full support of the grifters at Party HQ!

What it fittingly means to be veritably, a real Adult!

By Stanley Collymore  

By recognizing and sensibly  

acknowledging one's own  
weaknesses, or general  
limitations isn't a sign of failure, but is  
evidently an erudite realization which  
is actually forthrightly tantamount to  
one's candour, honesty and likewise 
distinctive growth, into full-blooded,  
constructive and undoubtedly also  
an undeniably contented maturity! 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
31 October 2023. 

Author's Remarks:  
This poem is dedicated to all my fellow Bajans either at home in our idyllic and discernibly beautiful, tropical ancestral homeland of Barbados or equally also, across our global Diaspora. And as well it's equally intended for every individual worldwide who precisely like us Bajans are evidently mentally liberated and can and do realistically, genuinely positively think for yourselves and don't obviously expect or, worse still, essentially rely on others to actually do that for you. 

People who rather sensibly, intelligently and as well do morally know right from wrong and who are literally instinctively and also conscionably eager to actually recognize and similarly undeniably fully acknowledge the former while evidently equally and just as passionately clearly eschew the latter. 

Concisely then: all thoroughly mentally liberated persons!

Solution! Get out of your obviously doltish, thoroughbred racist state of denial Emma Walker!

By Stanley Collymore 

You're exceedingly very far from  

convincing Emma Walker, with 

your very thoroughly inane 

nonsense, itself quite literally fatuously 

idiotic but all the same distinctly glibly 

never the less, undoubtedly obviously 

asininely, and discernibly ludicrously 

passing itself off, as an explanation        

that is crucially nothing of the kind!        
Quite simply really no difference in      
mindset obviously from an odious        
actually hardened and evilly serial        
rapist literally sickeningly denying        
what he or she really is while also        
claiming they couldn't be such as        
their mother or sister are women.        
And such behaviour undoubtedly        
is simply, very repulsive to them! 

Utter Bullshit! Such a lame excuse,        
were it to be deployed in such a        
case as a sane and obviously        
rational argument and self-evidently as 

yours clearly is Emma Walker, in these        
bullying and very racist activities that        
you quite systematically, and equally        
barbarically, sadistically and literally        
malevolently knowingly egregiously        
wielded against Samson Famojuro.        
Reality is, you're an endemic Karen        
racist Emma Walker and obviously        
not at all dissimilar really from the        
numerous other vile racist Karens        
and stupid, likeminded Gammons        
who exactly like the quite noxious        
vermin which you pathetically are,        
quite blithely but ignorantly live in        
your evidently white supremacist        
state of conscious, but obviously        
delusional racist denial; enjoying        
nothing better than to effectively        
hubristically and vilely have your        
entrenched House Niggers: very        
real or imaginary, get you out of        
your unquestionably stupid and        
so characteristically, as always,        
ignorantly created, racist plight. 

How often have Blacks heard this      
asinine comment from odious,        
racist scum like you Emma        
Walker: "I'm not racist; some of my best 

friends are Black!" This rather blatantly 

lying comment instinctively voiced by        
these effectively vile lowlife scum to        
be then quite immediately followed        
by a litany of usually, stereotypical        
comments, which evidently show        
your sort for what you irrefutably        
simply are - toxically verminous,        
bullying, wretched racist scum!        
        
(C) Stanley V. Collymore        
30 October 2023.        
        
        
Author's Remarks:        
I'm exceedingly glad that undoubtedly common sense prevailed and Samson Famojuro won his case. Moreover so, because it's just bloody awful to be on the wrong side of these clearly toxically odious, racist Karen bitches like Emma Walker, effectively bullying sociopathic and psychopathic morons who actually quite basically distinctively, effectively get their sexual kicks from seeking to irreparably destroy the morality and as well the integrity of quite conscionable individuals they come across, and very often have authoritative control of. And do so, because they lack all integrity in their evidently pathetic and anguished existences, which no sentient, far less so an intelligent person would literally term or classify as a life. This noxious specimen Emma Walker, comprising a crucial element among the detritus of Homo sapiens, is one such undeniably prime example! And a situation that is made even more hideous for the quite innocent victim, as Samson Famojuro plainly was, when evidently braindead idiots, who essentially can't even think for themselves undoubtedly, but also predictably, readily gang up obviously with distinctly  evilly, vile perpetrators of the ilk of Emma Walker.        
        
And most conveniently so, how come, Emma Walker, you didn't essentially, in your evidently failed and unconvincing defence quite distinctively enumerate, or even sensibly, any rather intelligent person would have thought, if simply only to substantiate your rather crass assertion that you have several Black friends, and consequently you can't be racist,  bring some of these imaginary same Black friends that you obviously have aplenty to convincingly generally and even specifically corroborate very copiously and unquestionably your own story?        
        
A story of yours whose narrative clearly focuses on Nigerians, and undoubtedly women, who are your bosom friends. I don't know if you're intelligent enough, if at all Emma Walker, to see the base irony in all of this, as regards what you were discernibly pontificating. Basically because Nigeria is unquestionably and rather characteristically the very worst House Nigger cesspit on Planet Earth. A country where its inhabitants spend well in excess of a $1 billion US dollars annually to turn themselves "WHITE"; and a staggering 77% of its women are actively involved in this literally asinine and very self-hating process. And the ideal of these women is to essentially, as well, obviously breed out their own Black racial characteristics. A situation that causes these women to fuck with any white man willing to shag them so as to get pregnant by him, and if clearly and fortunately so for them they do get pregnant, relish their good luck in quite fortuitously advancing the process of ensuring that their offspring and also descendants hopefully won't be Black.      
        
But, of course, you probably already do know this and accounts for why you did claim your Black friends are Nigerians. Even claiming you had some of them at your wedding - was KEMI BADENOCH one of them by any chance? Lol!        
        
For those of you genuinely interested in these facts simply Google the relevant information on Nigerian skin bleaching, also prevalent in India and the region where SUELLA BRAVERMAN'S family originated from! Hardly surprising then for the Stockholm syndrome attitudes and white racist sycophantic attitudes quite literally of both Suella Braverman and Kemi Badenoch among others to be so prevalent in these discernibly pseudo white, “Useful Idiots”!  As well, you might care to pull up and read two recent poems of mine on this very same subject matter. 

The poems are as follows:      
"That's really some self-hatred on your part House Niggers" and 'There is no delusion like self-delusion Kemi Badenoch ".

If you're so unquestionably right then prove Mohamed Hadid wrong!

By Stanley Collymore 

One people rather incessantly

condemned; while another
with whom they're very
evidently in deadly conflict consistently,
manifestly, and hypocritically excused!  
Truth, and rather specifically, when it's  
very palpable and irrefutable, can't be
simply, let alone, rather totally livingly  
also, be essentially, simply distinctly  
flippantly dismissed, even though it  
undeniably, does hurt the noxiously  
malevolent, odious protagonists of  
egregiously contrived lies that they  
much instead, would clearly prefer  
that everybody was unequivocally,  
quite committedly, and clearly too  
most illogically ardently disposed  
to taking their side; believing, and
basically ready to propagate their  
ultra biased, wholly distorted and  
quite simplistic version of events  
in line with the similarly spurious  
simply contrived distortions that
unquestionably they're flagrantly  
falsely and selfishly advocating!  
 
As I quite objectively see it Mr.  
Mohamed Hadid, at the age  
of 74 years has evidently  
lived what he's simply, obviously talking  
about, and is far more believable in my  
estimation than the huge multitude of  
belligerent Zionists that distinctly like  
voracious leeches rather tenaciously  
and aptly undeniably, toxically cling  
on to Judaism: a proud, and honest  
religion, that's clearly not dissimilar  
in its genuine religious tenets from  
those of the other two distinctively  
Semitic faiths, Muslim and clearly  
Christianity - but please, just don't  
permit yourselves ever to be vilely  
hoodwinked by these distinctively  
and conspicuously ostentatiously  
pretentious, crucially dissembling  
confidence tricksters imperiously  
labelling themselves Zionists but  
are, despite this militant political  
creed of theirs really no religious  
adherents to any Faith - let alone  
Judaism - and who for the most  
part are distinctly no better than  
the likes obviously, of those I've  
very unapologetically named, in  
the stanza underneath this one.  
 
Jimmy Savile, Bishop Peter Ball,  
a very senior clergyman in the  
Church of England, Jeffrey  
Epstein, Ghislane Maxwell and clearly  
the numerous other naturally corrupt  
paedophiles; myriad sexual abusers  
literally, crucially conjoined with the  
very evidently, disconcerting reality  
of a staunch surfeit of truly odious  
Zionist warmongers whose simply  
quite transparent, ambitions in life  
actually have bugger all to do with  
religion of any kind, rather instead  
basically, obsessively concentrate  
on making loads of money, by any  
means possible while sickeningly  
flagrantly quite brazenly corruptly  
utilizing Judaism and the several  
disturbing connotations, which it  
so bewilderingly, distinctly has in  
western minds as their very easy  
means to evidently, successfully  
haul in the multiple billions, they  
uniquely obtain from Germany's  
unquestionably very guilt-ridden
discernibly so, Widergutmachen
Compensation, forever scheme!  
Money these essentially, money
obsessed, undoubtedly toxically
verminous Zionist bastards and  
bitches make a satisfying living  
from; and predictably, earnestly  
want to see, this financial state  
of affairs essentially carries on.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
29 October 2023.  
 

Author's Remarks:  
Mr. Mohamed Hadid has no need to make any apologies or ever feel guilty for what he truthfully thinks, said and wrote. The unvarnished truth, speaking it and honestly endeavouring to literally and commendably live by it constitute the hallmark of a truly tangible, honest person, intricately intertwined with the veritable characteristics of a genuinely civilized human being.  
 
Undoubtedly in my mind characteristics that the toxically verminous, obviously discernibly voluble, rather vitriolically castigatory scum of the type who revel in the fatuously composite realities of their endemic stupidity, intellectually challenged state of affairs, themselves juxtaposed with their enthusiasm to be thoroughly brainwashed as well as also milled into compliant and enthusiastic sycophants, rather simply demarcates and clarifies that all such distinguished virtues as honesty, distinctly and rather proudly, fearlessly speaking the truth as well as faithfully endeavouring to live a virtuous life, are essentially attributes which are self-evidently and undeniably alien to predatory and veritably noxious vermin who delight in taking their vile and sick pot shots at the like of totally commendable, unlike themselves, apt human being like Mr. Mohamed Hadid.