Just pondering over the prospect of a taxpayer funded, low budget and tripartite monarchical state funeral!

By Stanley Collymore 

Brexit, itself asininely followed 

by an involuntary taxpayers 

funded Jubilee very daftly 

commemorating clearly entrenched 

Middle Ages feudalism quite simply 

in this a vilely vaunted enlightened 

and clearly, supposedly democratic 

21st Century Britain and attendant 

subsequently with this ludicrously 

actually over the top, vainglorious 

Coronation that, obviously, for me 

objectively prompts this pertinent 

question: with all that media faux 

hysteria and concern really about 

Charles' suspicious cancer plainly 

also preposterously compounded 

actually by kate Middleton's very 

undoubtedly mysterious ailment. 

So distinctly, secretively guarded, 

while egregiously and naturally, 

rather self-servingly financially 

plying all these uninformative media 

stories actually crassly on the deeply 

embedded stupidity evidently of the 

plethora of British cretins, and their 

overseas and also evidently, as well 

similarly so, barbarically genocidal 

kin losers; fake, medical conditions 

acutely peculiar to Kate Middleton, 

that apparently, it's really infra dig 

requisite to her, to simply give any 

information accurate or contrived 

relative to her supposed condition 

even cursorily to the sad surfeit of 

ostensibly, very naturally worried 

monarchical serfs and manifestly, 

discernibly, and quite undeniably 

feudally mindset, unquestionably 

class entrenched, and obsessively 

stalking Karen slappers and their 

similarly azoospermiac Gammon 

social climbers to effectively and 

concertedly be totally in concert! 

But effectively causes perceptive 

individuals with truly genuine 

intellectual acumen to really 

and seriously speculatee that if there 

was simply any such thing as justice 

naturally in Britain, the undeniably 

authentic, and quite seriously hard 

pressed taxpayer, would obviously 

effectively and currently also with 

Britain being actually, in the quite 

piteous state it's obviously in, and 

proof positive undoubtedly really 

of the virulent sham, our country 

literally is, be divinely granted as 

an act of clemency, at least, three 

actually requisite but low budget 

state funerals: those significantly 

and obviously of Kate Middleton 

along with spouse William's and 

subsequently essentially Charlie. 

And with the timely acquisition 

of Britain suitably having an 

Asian undoubtedly as its 

incumbent Prime Minister obviously 

and literally fully bearng in mind its 

own colonial hegemony, over India; 

with Charles' demise, that aspect of 

rather touching, indigenous Indian 

culture: where the clearly grieving 

wife throws herself onto a funeral 

pyre; could and really would most 

gratefully be essentially assuredly 

undertaken by his widow Camilla. 

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

13 February 2024. 

Author's Remarks:

A plausible solution, to unquestionably and actually quite realistically, literally achieving a truly genuinely democratic and similarly also, a manifestly, clearly viable equality of opportunity, actually attendant with inevitable meritocracy! Bogus aspects of which, Britain clearly pretends that it has!