That's precisely why it isn’t Daily Mail, headline news!

By Stanley Collymore

It must be really absolutely galling
for the average dimwitted and
actually intellectually aptly
challenged, Daily Mail Tory voter, that
crucially the latest Conservative local
council to actually unquestionably go
bust is essentially and lawfully called
Woking. Delightfully fittingly hilarious
obviously and naturally I significantly
think, it was really worth mentioning!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
8 September 2023.


Author's Remarks:
A total shame really what is undeniably quite alarmingly going on in the UK, and not only politically but similarly too very relative to the British monarchy! Once Liz Windsor had passed on I was really hoping that the monarchy would effectively be in the process of ending; sadly though the perseverance of the Windsor Klan and their greedy surfeit of hangers on is truly amazing, and essentially they have quite effectively, collectively burrowed into the UK's psyche: a national community of willing slaves basically that quite unquestionably simply can't be without their masters and mistresses on whom to express their deeply ingrained and culturally established sycophancy! So obviously, regrettably, for all sane British citizens it very much looks like the royal circus will continue to roll on unabatedly.

That said though Brits are essentially politically apathetic; shown in the country's voting patterns which are exceedingly poor, additionally with no laws in existence to compel all those who are eligible to vote to do so. Consequently, Brits quite insufferably cannot elect decent councillors, mayors, MPs or governments of any political ideology, or more customarily none, to do a decent job; so obviously it'll make no difference really if the electorate is allowed to elect a President, bearing in mind that the UK has no written constitution!

So, alas, we're lumbered with a monarchy, unless and until we're either permanently or significantly rid of the surfeit of idiots: the embedded serfs and crucially likewise sycophantically idiotic, lowlife scum that seriously can't think for themselves, but who profusely with no concept of real democracy and even less so about meritocracy wantonly infest and seriously impair British society with their undeserved presence!