Actually, Kate's principal work was always to stalk, bed and eventually bag William; which she's done!

By Stanley Collymore 

There's quite a difference between 

honesty and hate. And the honest 

truth is that Kate Middleton has 

never worked a full week in her whole

distinctly, and useless life. Generally, it 

was actually proven several years ago 

that some of these alleged jobs, which 

she had, were basically nothing more 

than solely very fictitious titles, while 

Kate was evidently waiting, to marry 

William. Furthermore, Kate has also 

been shown, to be undoubtedly, one 

of, if not actually, exclusively so, the 

laziest, allegedly, working members 

of the Windsor family and crucially 

what the Daily Mail is very nakedly 

and deliberately lying, obviously in 

addition to plainly rather asininely 

happily scraping the bottom of this 

spurious barrel in its proselytizing 

antics, crucially to Kate Middleton, 

is nothing more, than its very own 

avidly financially inspired agenda 

and plainly too, keenly supportive 

actions actually commensurate of 

this risibly desperate, PR twaddle, 

very ludicrously, emanating from 

Buckingham Palace. Distinctively 

though some of us, still evidently 

have relevant, and totally honest 

memories and naturally do, well 

know that what's solely odiously 

clearly promulgated, about Kate 

Middleton is really distinctively,

disingenously and undoubtedly, 

profoundly dishonest nonsense.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 

25 February 2023.

Author's Remarks:

Other than systemically and likewise as well systematically herself, amply and distinctly effectively aided by her mum, stalking and ultimately landing William, who had he been an Asda, Sainsbury or similarly an ordinary Aldi worker neither Kate nor discernibly her keen mother would have been the slightest bit interested in him, that essentially is really the sum total of Kate Middleton's career adventure. 

You only have to generally look at other women who married European princes around the same age as Kate when she married William and automatically see the marked difference in attitude, work ethics and their essentially natural and clearly distinctively professional career behaviour. 

Maxima was a high flying international banker; Letizia was an award winning journalist and top anchor news woman who had covered the Iraq war; basically Mathilda was unquestionably a speech therapist with her own quite successful practice and Mary was in advertising as well as being a Marketing Director. And they all of them successfully managed their own careers and also respectively dated a prince, before marrying around the age of 30. 

Meanwhile, waity Katie was literally falling out of night clubs drunk when she wasn't sunning herself, or else stuffing cheap tat into party bags; while distinctly so delighted to drop everything every time that William was clearly back from seeing his other women and very literally had her happily jump into bed with him! 

So what the Daily Mail is quite asininely but very self-servingly doing is trying to change reality. Since, most undeniably, Kate Middleton has always been a truly bone idle, endemically inured and toxically verminous  parasite! Nice try though Daily Mail, for your intellectually challenged, dimwitted and controlled trolls, showing Kate actually witnessing as a "normal" career job in her previous life before she ever met William, but quite laughably forgetting to remove her wedding ring in that specific PR photo. Accounts for why you lot and your kith and kin kind, rather delusionally see yourselves as the "Master Race". Lol! Pathetically demented and thoroughly sick creatures the lot of you!