Pertinent questions to the venal snouts in the trough British politicians

By Stanley Collymore

Self-serving and utterly conceited with it! That’s your

uniformed approach to life specifically, everything

associated with it, and all else that one can clearly

and conceivably think of. Consequently, your

views and those of others that likemindedly

share the same biased, ill-informed and

arrogant opinions which you hold dear, self-centredly

subscribe to, witlessly champion and egotistically

cling to at all costs, must by your undoubtedly

perverted thinking, automatically, lastingly

and obsessively command the greatest,

most extreme, unconcealed support

and respect that is itself coupled

with a distinctly rapt attention

to everything that you and

they say, and then quite

purposely and rather

one-sidedly always

take to greedily

addressing in

every way!

And crucially it’s also relevant to say that in no

way are any valid or convincing explanations

ever advanced by you as to why that ought

to be the case; the only mention to any

of this being that it’s your individual

story, your totally warped theories

and thus essentially constituting

the hardcore Lib-Dems, Labtories or full-blooded

Tory Nazis and grasping, self-centred fascists

that you manifestly are; and as such you’re

therefore quite entitled in your markedly

perverse attitude to politics and all else

for that matter, and this powerfully

conjoined with your astonishing

hubris persistently, explicitly

and publicly displayed, as

well as your twisted antithesis to everything you

subjectively disparage or abhor don’t render it

either imperative to consider or desirable of

your perceived precious time to graciously

exemplify any clarification whatever of

what definitely it is that you are doing

or, furthermore, specifically why in

your narcissistic intolerance you

find it so absolutely necessary

to intentionally inflict such

premeditated austerity in

cooperation with what’s

evidently a protracted,

unwarranted misery

and dire poverty on

average members

of the indulgent

UK community!

© Stanley V. Collymore

8 January 2016.

Author’s Remarks:

This poem is affectionately dedicated to my personal inspirational British politician Jeremy Corbyn the democratically elected, and by a massive majority, incumbent leader of the British Labour Party - and a timely up yours from me reminder to all those either too stupid to accept that fact or are so full of themselves and living in their delusional world of make belief they’re unmistakably aren’t in the same rational world that the rest of us sane Homo sapiens inhabit; a political party, the Labour Party that I’ve always steadfastly supported, though not most of its previous leaders, cabinet members nor governments. And on the topical issue of Jeremy’s quite recent shadow cabinet reshuffle if hypothetically that task had be left entirely up to me I would have wielded the axe much more widely, purposefully and viciously and quietly literally across their collective necks.

But then we all don’t, and that includes me, have the same indisputable and laudable tolerance level and penchant for forgiveness that Jeremy Corbyn evidently has. What a terrible shame though that undemocratic and barbaric Bantu Saudi that these purblind House of Commons pillocks, masquerading as MPs, and who graspingly and avidly bend over backwards, their usual thing really, to support this Persian Gulf obscenity laughably portraying itself as a “state” can do that sort of thing; quite cavalierly and noticeably indifferently lop off multiple heads at will and in a single day and with supportive impunity from the west, including those aforementioned jerks infesting the House of Commons, and a purported democratic Britain, if only for the sheer hell of it, can’t do the same with our odious and genuine political felons. Not fair is it! (Laugh).

Seriously though, never mind Jeremy your supporters like me are staunchly behind you all the way. And as a comforting thought and note of reassurance the Pharisees and the Sadducees of his time, and the feckless Westminster Bubble and privileged elite who are our contemporary equivalent, neither understood nor tolerated Jesus Christ for who or what he was or even what he was all about, just as our contemporary clique of corresponding, self-serving and avaricious Pharisees and Sadducees obviously don’t with you Jeremy. But we out here don’t worry about that and why should we? After all you’re in excellent company; as Jesus Christ’s message still prevails to this day, well over two millennia since he was physically on this same planet which we call Earth!

And Messiahs most categorically don’t only have to be religious. They can be political as well. Now let them think on that!