The lowlife Labtory scum purging principled Jeremy Corbyn’s voting supporters.



By Stanley Collymore

We joined the Labour Party, even though at heart

we’re dyed in the wool Tories, since we knew

from the very start, that despite being first

rate scum and incontrovertibly the

slime balls as you’ve probably

guessed by now and furthermore will most

certainly and analytically agree that we

are, it was noticeably clear that not

all of our sort could realistically

or properly be accommodated

in the unmistakably valued,

amazingly inspiring and

engrossing ranks of

a totally alluring

Conservative

Nazi Party.

So here we are bold as brass and quite delightfully

as Labtory infiltrators and carpetbaggers totally

beside ourselves with glee as we happily

kick the sorry asses of traditional and

conscientious members of what

unsurprisingly we derisively,

quite disapprovingly, wilfully and most assuredly

see as the old-fashioned socialist, very passé

and 20^th Century fascinated Labour Party.

You know what I mean - loving your

fellow man and all that completely

demeaning stuff; and as if that

of itself wasn’t bad enough being expected too

to be absolutely civilized to immigrants –

well I ask you – instead of just simply

and without any fuss debarring all

of them from our country and, as

is quite customary and most

economically beneficial

for us, self-servingly

exploiting them of

course in their

countries.

And that’s why it’s absolutely imperative for us as

the sworn defenders who’re also quite privileged

to be acknowledged as the incumbent, valued

and hierarchical members of our august

body, and loyally endowed with the

hallowed trust of our Labtory

Plutocracy, to affirm, and not in the least

troublingly so, that having from the

very outset fully embraced this

quite amazing phenomenon

of Labtoryism, and ever

since then have repeatedly, proudly,

and unquestioningly been rather

supportive of it as undeniably

we still are; consequently it

should be no surprise to

anyone that, now as

then, our personal

sentiments have

clearly stayed

the same.

Constant not only in our inmost admiration

for and devotion towards this remarkably

impressive wonder of Labtoryism but

also intensely inspired by the utter,

astoundingly self-serving, most

amazing to survey and the

unrelentingly get filthy rich state of mind and

self-individualism of our charismatic leader,

mentor and mass murderer Tony Blair;

the deliberate fiscal corruption deftly

engineered by him, and with his

timely departure obediently

carried on by his most

obliging and of one

mind, agreeable

patsy Gordon

Brown.

The Blair and Brown wilful actions of collaborative

and individual public office malfeasance, and the

ramifications of these, encompassing the banks,

their bailouts and public lending procedures,

the “miracle cure” of quantitative easing,

the wholesale sell-off of our public

utilities to corporate friends and

campaign donors along with

other national assets of

ours to dubious and blatant tax dodgers. The furtive

privatization of the NHS let’s not forget and, as

it happens, our illegal mass murdering war

with Iraq and the occupation of that

country; disastrous for the Iraqis

of course but financially quite

profitable, as it rightly should be for us

 - that must all be seen for what they

truly are: seminal achievements

in our contemporary history,

and British enterprise at its

very best, plus a worthy

cause for celebration;

not doleful regrets

or chest-beating

lamentations!

So carefully bearing in mind everything that’s been

previously and proudly said we Labtories would

have to be absolutely brain-dead to willingly

surrender most or even all of what we’ve

deceitfully obtained over the years to

Leftists like Jeremy Corbyn, who

moreover would adamantly never consider,

even for a solitary moment, appeasing any

of us let alone ever choose to become a

member of our Labtory movement.

For clean as a whistle and much

too principled by far for the

good of us, Jeremy does

know the meaning

of the word

probity.

Instinctively accepts his solemn obligations

to all the people in the North Islington

Constituency that elected him to the

House of Commons and just as

conscientiously honourably

puts these into effect. Actions which

make us Labtory parliamentarians

look extremely bad politically

and, naturally worrisomely,

wondering what on earth

next will he ominously

unleash from within

his ethical and clearly

effective armoury -

proscribing, God

forbid, every

snout in the

trough

MP?

A hopeless case then from our perspective is

Jeremy Corbyn and, if you were to ask us,

undoubtedly the wrong man for the job

and not at all suitable to be the leader

of the Labour party. And while it

might seemingly and disturbingly appear to

us and at first glance be plausibly gauged

as an imponderable quest to more or

less be embarking on: attempting

to dilute or actually stem the

surging flow of Jeremy

Corbyn’s enormous support; even so as

redoubtable adherents of our Labtory

Philosophy we must for that reason

emphatically reject this sprouting

excess of illusory leftist notions

that could unavoidably and

calamitously lure us into

passively settling for

what’s essentially

a false sense

of security.

Such a response, and one hardly worth thinking

of, would be completely uncharacteristic of

the mettle of us Laborties; however if it

were to be left totally unchallenged

could in time decidedly sow the

seeds of an acquiescent and

eventually as well an

enfeebling and paralysing defeatism with all

the inherent dangers therein of a nascent

rebellion swiftly developing within

our Labtory ranks on the crass

assumption that we can’t contain Jeremy

Corbyn and therefore we must deal

with him. That’s totally absurd,

as there’re ways and means

of successfully stopping

him – distasteful it’s

true, but hugely

effective all

the same!

So under the banner of “no surrender” and with our

prominent mentors and distinguished mass murderers

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown leading the charge

in this endeavour, we’ll unashamedly resort to

good old-fashioned skulduggery and rig the

voting system by purging the contest

of thousands of Jeremy Corbyn’s

supporters then publicly and dishonestly claim

they’re either entryists or else don’t share the

aims and values of the Labour Party and

thus without fuss closing the door to

them; while in the interim quite

criminally nobbling Jeremy

Corbyn’s excellent chances of winning fair

and square and, what’s more, paving the

way for one of the three nonentities:

Liz Kendall, Yvette Cooper and

Andy Burnham, all of them

Labtories and similarly in

this Labour leadership

competition, being

falsely declared by

that “apotheosis

of democratic

principles” Harriet

Harman, as the new

and undisputed

leader of the

Labour

Party.

© Stanley V. Collymore

1 September 2015.

Author’s Remarks:

It has come to a fine pass, hasn’t it, when the unmistakable integrity of genuinely principled members of any society but specifically for the purposes of this poem British society, and irrespective of whatever walk of life that these individuals come from: the ubiquitously social, educational, economic, religious or political, or the ethical values that they regard as precious and hold dear, rather than witnessing these said values embraced by others within their shared communities, proudly celebrated for what they clearly are, and furthermore are both encouragingly and warmly welcomed with open arms by them, disappointingly it must be said the upholders of such values invariably discover that they’re not!

But instead are quite bizarrely, fraudulently and, frankly, totally and most unconscionably instinctively treated by the powers that be, the so-called mainstream media and their plethora of brain-dead, dim-witted, very easily and recurrently manipulated camp followers within the public arena as if these live paragons of virtue in our communities and the moral principles that they venerate and amply subscribe to are effectively the composite embodiment of the real live villains of the peace, the fulcrum as well as the very essence of recidivist criminality at large, and moreover that the genuine standard bearers of these values are persons that most perfidiously and inescapably if not stopped will constitute a gross, progressively enduring and a distinctly profoundly detrimental threat to every worthwhile aspect of our collective society.

When in actuality they quite evidently are not; wouldn’t remotely in a month of Sundays ever contemplate becoming so or want to be such; and most definitely, other than in the fanciful, twisted or malevolent imaginations of those who’re perversely sick in the head and deviously haven’t these peoples’ best interests at heart, don’t represent any of those ignoble things.

Yet quite ironically, and most incredibly so, discernibly and insidiously evil mass murderers, endemic and compulsive perpetrators of war crimes and crimes against humanity, activities that are themselves then grievously compounded by the quite indefatigably and scrupulously serviced interests of contemporary and invasive acts of venal piracy conducted self-servingly by hubristic narcissists whose superseding motivation for carrying out these heinous acts of criminality are principally their own and those of their One Percent puppet masters.

Resulting in needless but nevertheless carefully orchestrated and destructive wars which the loathsome likes of British prime ministers Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and David Cameron together with their political, Civil Service and Ministry of Defence acolytes and coordinated by Britain’s intelligence services and special forces like the SAS have and still infernally wage in the Global South and wherever else that it’s financially profitable for them to, and with impunity, carry on doing so no matter what conscionable folk in their own country think about these discernible actions of state terrorism.

And notwithstanding that and additionally the distinctly irreparable harm and devastation that these activities have intentionally caused to these effected countries and their populations and continue to do so, most astoundingly it’s these utterly reprehensible and diabolical specimens of humanity: unequivocally lowlife scum like Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Alistair Campbell, David Miliband, the detestable dwarf George Robertson, Margaret Beckett, blind twit David Blunkett, testosterone impacted Liz Kendall, repulsive House Nigger Chuka Umunna, space cadet Andy Burnham, wishy-washy Yvette Cooper, and Paedophile Information Exchange welcoming Harriet Harman, for example, on behalf of the Labtories; David Cameron, Philip Hammond, Michael Fallon, Oliver Letwin, Ian Duncan Smith, Theresa May, of course, and the remainder of their neoliberal, KKK affiliated lynch mob Tories linked unsurprisingly and wholly enthusiastically with the guaranteed unstinting and ever supportive complicity of their mainstream media embedded Useful Idiot stenographers and loquacious pundits that reliably churn out the totally corrupt and mendacious narratives that these present day Nazis, Fascists and Zionist markedly depend upon for their very existence, while at the same time creating a state of affairs that’s completely at odds with reality; and to me it’s absolutely reprehensible that in noticeably marked contrast to the deeply “reviled” paragons of virtue in our societies like Jeremy Corbyn for example, it’s these sewer rats and odious slime balls who’re the ones that are recurrently given profuse media space and unstinting access to public platforms to air their racist, xenophobic and essentially neoliberal agendas that usually don’t work and in the rare instances that they do the benefits accrued from them aren’t intended for or do they go to the likes of you or me – oh no - but instead are specifically earmarked for these privileged pimps and their boss men and women that comprise the One Percent.

Contemptible narratives which have become not only widely accepted as the Gospel truth by considerable sections of our intellectually strangulated and persistently manipulated public as inspirational traits to be fulsomely revered, embraced and wholeheartedly emulated but quite sickeningly too is now official government orthodoxy. And given this status by criminals that should legally be languishing in jail for their wrongdoings and not traversing our country or the rest of the world at will with their government endorsed impunity to do so; illegitimately making huge amounts of money in kickbacks and lucrative nest egg remuneration in relation to their actions, while in office, of public service malfeasance; and disdainfully sticking two fingers up at the rest of us as they tax free and in typical tax-evasion fashion laughingly and cheerfully salt these away in numbered accounts in overseas tax havens, quite frankly simply pisses me off! How about you?