They'll all be wanting the right next to watch us having it off!



By Stanley Collymore

Are you absolutely sure that you’re really ready for this? Since,

to be perfectly honest with you, making love, as apart from

just gratuitously having sexual intercourse, can never

nor should it ever simply be considered as a

physical activity whose decidedly

consensual interaction among

likeminded persons involved ought by anyone

to be regarded as a legitimate subject liable

for external proscription, or only allowed

to be honourably indulged in, in what’s

deemed to be sensible moderation

that is itself completely free of

the evidently ridiculous but

also, would you credit

it, the contaminable

vice of excess?

Notwithstanding, and totally ignoring of course,

that what is being joyously, voluntarily and,

moreover, mutually and beneficially

engaged in is clearly what the

two adult participants - of

whatever race, social background or standing,

sexual orientation or gender they may be

and who are evidently committed to

each other in actions noticeably

and consistently shown to

be absolutely compos

mentis - are jointly,

undeniably and

always fully

cognisant

of this.

In other words, and I sincerely hope you’ll

agree with me, that our sex life together,

were it ever to be assessed, is perfectly

reasonably, I firmly insist, strictly a

private matter between the two

of us that must permanently

remain our exclusive domain,

and isn’t nor should it either be

deemed or misguidedly

ever looked upon as

anybody else’s

business.

© Stanley V. Collymore

11 December 2014.

Author’s Remarks:

Have you noticed as I’ve recurrently observed that those who are the most hopeless, inadequate and the least knowledgeable about or properly prepared in relation to having sex; those who frequently and most miserably fail to cope with the consequential effects of their own activities of what’s basically and quite inescapable a bodily function – whether indulged in unilaterally: you know what I mean, or consensually engaged in with someone else – and consequently envelop themselves with a multitude of ludicrous and self-indulgent, sexual hang-ups to conceal their failings, are the very ones who invariably think that they have the unchallengeable right to arbitrarily foist their pathetic, lame-brained, hypocritically induced and basically coercive indulgences onto others while at the same time self-importantly dictating to them how exactly they should conduct their own sexual lives.

Attitudes that instinctively prompt my advice to all these sanctimonious, particularly vainglorious and utterly disingenuous nerds, regardless of who they are or what influential or powerful roles they rather nepotistically hold in our society, to stick to minding their own bloody business, try chilling out instead, and as a personal favour to all intelligent and thinking members of our society to shut it and permanently get lost in the process!