Thanks; but really no thanks!



By Stanley Collymore

What makes you think that I would want to

have any kind of relationship with you

when it’s perfectly obviously to

anyone with eyes to see

that we have nothing

in common with

each other?

Furthermore, bearing in mind that you’re

so obsessively and conceitedly taken

up with what’s basically your

own distinctive and rigid

selfish concerns and

to such an extent that

I’m absolutely flabbergasted and to

be quite honest with you as well

totally surprised that you

would have the inclination much

less the time to fit anyone else other than

yourself into your ongoing and exceedingly tight

and narcissistic schedule which patently and

irrespective of whatever fraudulent

posturing and portrayal you may

self-servingly conjure up,

seek to convey, and

likewise barefacedly and

hypocritically disseminate to

the contrary, nevertheless exclusively

revolves around you. So please, waste not

on me your invaluable time, but rather carry on

with my indifference the life you love and already

know and similarly allow me to do the same with mine!

© Stanley V. Collymore

4 October 2014.

Author’s observations:

The assumption that the failure to recognize and fully accept the word NO and all its legitimate connotations is a phenomenon peculiar only to the male gender within the confines of an already existing or even more damagingly so a hoped for perspective amorous relationship is a purblind fallacy.

Females, too, do controversially trespass within the bounds of such relationships, and similarly, it must be stressed, do so with equal undesirable and adverse consequences for the subject of their unrequited interest. Consequently, the golden rule in all lawful circumstances when such a problematic situation arises is to immediately, steadfastly and unconditionally assume and fully accept NO to mean precisely that!